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Season 2  "The Johnson Show"  2x21

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 27, 2016

Dre's always strived to model his life after the idyllic families he grew up watching on TV, but he panics after he learns he could lose his job. Meanwhile, Bow tries to prove herself when she's put in charge of the school auction and enlists here kids' assistance instead of accepting the other moms' offers to help.

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Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 1
"Donut Worry, Be Coffee?"
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Thank you so much for helping me make these baskets beautiful!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 3
Sometimes I give out empty gift cards
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 4
Oh, sweetie, she makes us all sad.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
Huh.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
What?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Probably didn't help, but that job thing... Whoo!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
I stole the money on the gift card.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
Because look at how flipping gorgeous I am.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
but to obey the adult telling us to steal.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11
Just save it, okay? Daphne's not even here.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
to prove that I'm indispensable.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
- What? - It's just the market, okay?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
Check this out.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 15
We've got a last-minute package to split a cheese plate with.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
[Gasps] Oh!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 17
I had a nightmare about this.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 18
Anyway, this is going to be the best auction yet!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 19
I'm trying to protect my job, Pops.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
You did not get laid off.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
Pops, it's about more than losing my job.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 22
no-baby-mama-on-the-side-having, full-tuition-paying family,
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 23
I got to represent.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 24
what Clinton did in the Oval Office?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 25
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Son. You haven't failed.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27
I need to go, uh, tend to my own herb garden.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
From the "Rock Your Universe-al Studios Tour" basket?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
And you two have worked so hard.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
[Lil Wayne's "Got Money" plays]
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
♪ Take it out your pocket and show it ♪
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
By the time we're out of here, I want everybody on our jocks.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
E-Everyone else seemed to figure out
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34
no one else would have come up with that one.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35
Well, they can be.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
[Imitates bugle]
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
Oh, I love killing!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
Why would you think I'm stealing?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
The thieves will sit in these chairs
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
were about to perceive my black kids as black thieves,
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41
and an edible arrangement delivered to your door.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
What are you talking about, Dre?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
She gives us her all every day.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
We're not gonna do anything.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
- That's what you get! - In your face!
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
Oh, you can see... see me?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
At the glass-blowing class I paid for with my own money.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
a teeny-tiny district-wide grand-larceny scandal,
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
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So what if I was?

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Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 2
Thank you so much for helping me make these baskets beautiful!
#2
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 3
Sometimes I give out empty gift cards
#3
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 4
Oh, sweetie, she makes us all sad.
#4
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
Huh.
#5
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
What?
#6
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Probably didn't help, but that job thing... Whoo!
#7
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
I stole the money on the gift card.
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
Because look at how flipping gorgeous I am.
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
but to obey the adult telling us to steal.
#10
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11
Just save it, okay? Daphne's not even here.
#11
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
to prove that I'm indispensable.
#12
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
- What? - It's just the market, okay?
#13
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
Check this out.
#14
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We've got a last-minute package to split a cheese plate with.
#15
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
[Gasps] Oh!
#16
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I had a nightmare about this.
#17
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Anyway, this is going to be the best auction yet!
#18
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I'm trying to protect my job, Pops.
#19
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
You did not get laid off.
#20
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
Pops, it's about more than losing my job.
#21
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no-baby-mama-on-the-side-having, full-tuition-paying family,
#22
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I got to represent.
#23
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what Clinton did in the Oval Office?
#24
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Son. You haven't failed.
#26
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27
I need to go, uh, tend to my own herb garden.
#27
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
From the "Rock Your Universe-al Studios Tour" basket?
#28
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
And you two have worked so hard.
#29
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
[Lil Wayne's "Got Money" plays]
#30
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
♪ Take it out your pocket and show it ♪
#31
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
By the time we're out of here, I want everybody on our jocks.
#32
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
E-Everyone else seemed to figure out
#33
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34
no one else would have come up with that one.
#34
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35
Well, they can be.
#35
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
[Imitates bugle]
#36
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
Oh, I love killing!
#37
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
Why would you think I'm stealing?
#38
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
The thieves will sit in these chairs
#39
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
were about to perceive my black kids as black thieves,
#40
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41
and an edible arrangement delivered to your door.
#41
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
What are you talking about, Dre?
#42
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
She gives us her all every day.
#43
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
We're not gonna do anything.
#44
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
- That's what you get! - In your face!
#45
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
Oh, you can see... see me?
#46
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
At the glass-blowing class I paid for with my own money.
#47
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
a teeny-tiny district-wide grand-larceny scandal,
#48
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
#49
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So what if I was?
#50