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Season 2  "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun"  2x2

Aired 4 years ago - Sep 30, 2015

After a break-in down the block, Dre talks about getting a gun, and Bow is not comfortable with the idea. Jack and Diane are shocked that they have been living in the house unprotected, Junior sets off on a quest to protect the family from the real threat, cyber terrorism, and Zoey has Pops teach her the art of Karate to defend herself.

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You might wanna start thinkin' about making your own forever family, Taystee.
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I'll be keepin' my eye on you, Taystee Girl.
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You got anything in white? My mother always said that was my color.
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I got curves. I'm a plushious woman.
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Take the leopard.
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- Ha! - What about this?
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You're like a broad broad.
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I am sucking.
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what kind of job were you thinking of gettin' in that?
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at a medical supply company in Utica?
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That shit is blowing up.
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Off. It's hot enough in here.
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Hey, have a job fair brownie.
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It should. Drink up, mami.
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I haven't shit for five days, you happy?
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You're not her mother, I'm her mother.
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So, as you can see, we have a very exciting few days planned for all of you.
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- Nope. - Wholly unprofessional.
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The animal print is too racy and implies poor judgment,
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Thank you, you can leave the stage now.
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I believe the makeup is a bit gothic and heavy-handed,
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However, we do run into some serious problems with personal grooming here.
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Let's talk a moment about dressing for your body type and your skin tone.
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But something in a jewel tone with a contrasting scarf.
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I would have to give it to this young lady right here.
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puffin' up and down the street.
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Bye-bye, Taystee Girl.
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and I don't want the tuna with the spicy sauce, just plain tuna.
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You'll make it easy, it's still early, and good for you.
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Sorry, next!
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Look, the furnace needs to be replaced.
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And you ran off like a good little puppy and you did it for her.
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Add it to the 23.
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Should I tell Gloria?
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Subtle, Morello.
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