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Season 2  "Keeping Up With The Johnsons"  2x13

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 20, 2016

After a month of heavy spending, Dre and Bow start to question if they are living too large. Dre's crazy accountant, James Brown, has always been their go-to money guy, but when the topic of finances gets brought up at work, Mr. Stevens refers Dre to his more straight-laced accountant for a second opinion. Dre and Bow realize they need to be more financially responsible and try to prove to each other that they can live without their outrageous expenses. Meanwhile, the kids overhear their parents talking about money and Junior decides to start day trading.

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Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
That I didn't see shit, 'cause I didn't see shit.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
You know, we gotta keep these accounts full, right?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
"She has a history of violence, a melodramatic notion of loyalty.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
I know she Fruity Pebbles, but, man, that's cold.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
you are immune to the cold.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
The Vee that you referenced is Yvonne Parker?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
but we all sort of got along.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
treating her like she's not a person doesn't suit me.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
I think it's the black one. I don't know. The one with the hair.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
I was attacked from behind.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
I like what you've done with the place.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
You...
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
You seem like someone who cares about his job.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
You don't even need him.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
If you stop my transfer.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
They're slacks.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
No, my husband is Jason.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
How did I not know? What's wrong with me?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
He used to love me.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
- I mean, you're a horrible person... - but you're sexy as hell.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
but I'm not.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Holy shit.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
Ah... Ah, teeth, teeth.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Christ, you should... never speak. Uh...
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
I'm handling this my way.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo...
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Little shits thought it was hilarious.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
while they're force-feeding you through tubes.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
of her there, feet up, high heels knocking over the pen cup
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
Good news though. Caputo canceled my transfer.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
And that's a fucking miracle, you know.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
You know, maybe you should ask for your transfer back.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
You need to figure out what the fuck you want.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
then get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute, you know?
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Uh-huh.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
What's looking good today, Bennett? I'm a hungry man.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
It's really sad. She's got the baby and everything. It's...
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
Some stuff has gone down,
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
I gotta show the warden I'm his guy. He's testing me out.
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
The good guys.

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Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
You know, we gotta keep these accounts full, right?
#2
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3 #3 Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
"She has a history of violence, a melodramatic notion of loyalty.
#4
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
I know she Fruity Pebbles, but, man, that's cold.
#5
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
you are immune to the cold.
#6
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7 #7 Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
The Vee that you referenced is Yvonne Parker?
#8
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
but we all sort of got along.
#9
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
treating her like she's not a person doesn't suit me.
#10
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
I think it's the black one. I don't know. The one with the hair.
#11
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I was attacked from behind.
#13
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I like what you've done with the place.
#15
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say.
#16
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
You...
#17
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
You seem like someone who cares about his job.
#18
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You don't even need him.
#20
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If you stop my transfer.
#21
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
They're slacks.
#22
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
No, my husband is Jason.
#23
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How did I not know? What's wrong with me?
#25
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
He used to love me.
#26
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
- I mean, you're a horrible person... - but you're sexy as hell.
#27
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but I'm not.
#29
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Holy shit.
#31
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
Ah... Ah, teeth, teeth.
#32
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Christ, you should... never speak. Uh...
#33
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34 #34 Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
I'm handling this my way.
#35
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo...
#36
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Little shits thought it was hilarious.
#37
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
while they're force-feeding you through tubes.
#38
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
of her there, feet up, high heels knocking over the pen cup
#39
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
Good news though. Caputo canceled my transfer.
#40
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
And that's a fucking miracle, you know.
#41
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
You know, maybe you should ask for your transfer back.
#42
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
You need to figure out what the fuck you want.
#43
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
then get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute, you know?
#44
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Uh-huh.
#45
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
What's looking good today, Bennett? I'm a hungry man.
#46
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
It's really sad. She's got the baby and everything. It's...
#47
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
Some stuff has gone down,
#48
Recap of black-ish Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
I gotta show the warden I'm his guy. He's testing me out.
#49
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The good guys.
#50