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Season 9  "Danger Island: Disheartening Situation"  9x2

Aired 7 years ago - May 02, 2018

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 1
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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 2
- One... two... threeeeek! - Oof!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
What, seriously?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
- Mkay. - What, no! We can't leave him here, he's...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, schlaaaange!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Let's call it 320 nautical miles.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
where W is force in newtons, which means...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Zat cannot be your plan!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
they eat our eggs, they eat our chicks!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
- Don't you want to know why? - Non. Just how much.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One minute you're wearing a lovely cable-knit sweater,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
And you can keep your stupid turnip...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
Cochon stupide! Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
Out!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
- Hmph. - But now wait a minute, Miss Thing...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
Y-You've been in tougher scrapes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
and the krauts couldn't kill me,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
- I am dying! - Shut up, you're not dying,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
I feel like, if I have to remind you people
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
Ahem.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
There we are, a nice cool glass of pastis, to...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
Well, you said it yourself, you're stranded here,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
and I doubt he'd lose much sleep over it...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
- I could be stuck here... forever! - Exactly.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
Plus, maybe you really are immortal.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
Good heavens, no, you'd be more like... a courtesan.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
Forty-nine feet! Wingtip to wingtip!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
Lucy, am I right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
also in your best interest if we don't crash and burn!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
and then I will shove a beer can up your asshole,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
Man, I had something about...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
- Because you will be in my jail! - What?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I hate this stupid islaaaand!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
- Forty feet? - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
- Hooray. - Oh, shut up. And you, give him some air.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
She... There was nobody on the plane.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
So, what happens on Shithole Island when it gets dark?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
- Goddamn it. - I am genuinely sorry.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
- No! - Okay, one, two...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
No, what if when you shoot one,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
I swear to God...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50
Cognate! Nice!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 2
- One... two... threeeeek! - Oof!
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
What, seriously?!
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
- Mkay. - What, no! We can't leave him here, he's...
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, schlaaaange!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Let's call it 320 nautical miles.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
where W is force in newtons, which means...
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
Zat cannot be your plan!
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
they eat our eggs, they eat our chicks!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11 #11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
- Don't you want to know why? - Non. Just how much.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
One minute you're wearing a lovely cable-knit sweater,
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
And you can keep your stupid turnip...
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
Cochon stupide! Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?!
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
Out!
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
- Hmph. - But now wait a minute, Miss Thing...
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
Y-You've been in tougher scrapes.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
and the krauts couldn't kill me,
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
- I am dying! - Shut up, you're not dying,
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
I feel like, if I have to remind you people
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
Ahem.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
There we are, a nice cool glass of pastis, to...
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
Well, you said it yourself, you're stranded here,
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
and I doubt he'd lose much sleep over it...
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
- I could be stuck here... forever! - Exactly.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
Plus, maybe you really are immortal.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
Good heavens, no, you'd be more like... a courtesan.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
Forty-nine feet! Wingtip to wingtip!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
Lucy, am I right?
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
also in your best interest if we don't crash and burn!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33 #33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34 #34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
and then I will shove a beer can up your asshole,
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
Man, I had something about...
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
- Because you will be in my jail! - What?!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I hate this stupid islaaaand!
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
- Forty feet? - Mm-hmm.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
- Hooray. - Oh, shut up. And you, give him some air.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
She... There was nobody on the plane.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
So, what happens on Shithole Island when it gets dark?
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
- Goddamn it. - I am genuinely sorry.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
- No! - Okay, one, two...
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
No, what if when you shoot one,
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49
I swear to God...
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50
Cognate! Nice!
#50