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Season 6  "Sitting"  6x6

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 12, 2015

Archer’s first weekend alone with baby AJ is soiled by a Pakistani intelligence officer.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 1
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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 2
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[Slater] Where's the goddamn first aid kit?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 4
[Archer] Everybody shut up, because, spoiler alert, this is a baby.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 5
Why do you keep your first aid kit in the bar?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 6
- Sterling Archer, this is Farooq Ashkani. - Yeah. Hi.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 7
No. If anything, you were, if you think black or Mexican is an insult.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 8
"no, shit, you goat-raping pig-devil"?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 9
Until yesterday, Farooq was a cyberspy for Pakistani intelligence.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 10
I had to shoot our way out of there.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 11
And I object to the term "babysit," because clearly I am not a baby.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 12
- 24 hours. - No!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 13
- with the big dollar sign on it. - Just bring him.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 14
[door closes] Is he gone?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 15
And I assume that's the only door, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 16
- So you have guns here, right? - Yes. I literally have tons of them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 17
Okay, so you don't have a gun on you, is what I'm saying.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 18
[laughing]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 19
Oh, man. She is pathetic.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 20
She sounds like a real practical joker.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 21
Not until you take me to your headquarters
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 23
would bring me to you, so that you would bring me here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 24
Jeezy petes! An inside straight?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 25
- [Gillette] You know what? - Guys, come on.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 26
in the time-lock safe until the game's over.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 27
- It just gets hot as balls in here. - Literally.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 28
I don't need help with A.J. because I, uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 29
My guess, Avenue D. Anyhoo, we just, um, gotta grab...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 30
Okay, ante up, ya goat-raping pig devils!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 31
- The what? - Canadian down-low.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 32
- Right? - Totally.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 33
All these stories about what a badass you are,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 34
I'm using it to backdoor my state-of-the-art
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 35
- and they'll find the spyware. - That was only one of many, many
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 36
Take it easy, I... [small gasp]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 37
[Pam screaming] What the heck's going on in...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 38
I don't know about any stories,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 39
But that was before I had a child, a child you threatened to harm.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 40
So imagine, as I literally beat you to death...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 41
Can I just say one thing, before we get into all
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 42
Okay, so... that lesbian au pair has a gun.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 43
What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 44
There's other desks.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 45
- [Farooq] Reloading! - God dammit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 46
[speaking Urdu]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 47
- Rodney? - Rodney! Why was I thinking Kev...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 48
If you wish to negotiate, you may do so with my associates.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 49
- And take that ridiculous thing off. - Make me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 50
- What about Cheryl? - Who cares?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 3
[Slater] Where's the goddamn first aid kit?
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 4
[Archer] Everybody shut up, because, spoiler alert, this is a baby.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 5
Why do you keep your first aid kit in the bar?
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 6
- Sterling Archer, this is Farooq Ashkani. - Yeah. Hi.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 7
No. If anything, you were, if you think black or Mexican is an insult.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 8
"no, shit, you goat-raping pig-devil"?
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 9
Until yesterday, Farooq was a cyberspy for Pakistani intelligence.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 10
I had to shoot our way out of there.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 11
And I object to the term "babysit," because clearly I am not a baby.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 12
- 24 hours. - No!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 13
- with the big dollar sign on it. - Just bring him.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 14
[door closes] Is he gone?
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 15
And I assume that's the only door, so...
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 16
- So you have guns here, right? - Yes. I literally have tons of them.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 17
Okay, so you don't have a gun on you, is what I'm saying.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 18
[laughing]
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 19
Oh, man. She is pathetic.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 20
She sounds like a real practical joker.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 21
Not until you take me to your headquarters
#21
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would bring me to you, so that you would bring me here.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 24
Jeezy petes! An inside straight?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 25
- [Gillette] You know what? - Guys, come on.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 26
in the time-lock safe until the game's over.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 27
- It just gets hot as balls in here. - Literally.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 28
I don't need help with A.J. because I, uh...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 29
My guess, Avenue D. Anyhoo, we just, um, gotta grab...
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 30
Okay, ante up, ya goat-raping pig devils!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 31
- The what? - Canadian down-low.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 32
- Right? - Totally.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 33
All these stories about what a badass you are,
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 34
I'm using it to backdoor my state-of-the-art
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 35
- and they'll find the spyware. - That was only one of many, many
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 36
Take it easy, I... [small gasp]
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 37
[Pam screaming] What the heck's going on in...
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 38
I don't know about any stories,
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 39
But that was before I had a child, a child you threatened to harm.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 40
So imagine, as I literally beat you to death...
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 41
Can I just say one thing, before we get into all
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 42
Okay, so... that lesbian au pair has a gun.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 43
What?
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 44
There's other desks.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 45
- [Farooq] Reloading! - God dammit.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 46
[speaking Urdu]
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 47
- Rodney? - Rodney! Why was I thinking Kev...
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 48
If you wish to negotiate, you may do so with my associates.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 49
- And take that ridiculous thing off. - Make me.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 6 (S06E06) - 50
- What about Cheryl? - Who cares?
#50