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Season 6  "Vision Quest"  6x5

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 05, 2015

The gang gets to work early so they can spend some quality time together.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
Not that other people actually work here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
I installed an R.F. jammer on the roof.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
One, two, three, go! Trap door!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Wait. What? It's not for stranded passengers to get out,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I guess I've just always been fascinated by them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
And besides, we don't need cell phones. We have a--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
It's dead. Typical.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
With what, my dick?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
There's no time! Go get help!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Breakfast. Hey, hey, wait a second.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
Easy! Hey! Hey! Pam, stop that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
I sincerely apologize for doing that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
I'm sorry? I know, but nobody makes you wear them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
I was lost at sea, Lana, and we had to ration the food and water.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
The strong, like me and you and Pam,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
Here's...maybe six ounces of Bourbon.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
Okay, so we tie the vest into, like, a pouch, and--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Burn!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Yeah. It works for him.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
And on top of that, we've got, I'm guessing, two flasks of bourbon.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
wants to eat what's in your thermos?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
Oh, God! That wasn't just bear claw.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
drank a third of a gallon of malt liquor,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
Okay. Wait. Does it have anything to do
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
Then I guess you'd know what we're all thinking right this very minute.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
How is it common sense that she thinks I want to masturbate?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
I'm not addicted to masturbating!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
So Cyril ought to be able to jack it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
You want to bet? Do you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
Hey! Guys, come on! Hey! Get your hands o--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Are you a mind reader, too?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
and then are safe.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
I don't need an excuse.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Right? Oh, my God.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
No, but at the last second, you just jump up in the air.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
It was too bad they couldn't stop diphtheria.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
Well, maybe not now, but say you get
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Ugh, please don't talk about food.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
Err! Fine, but--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
Fine. Whatever. No more phrasing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
What the-- God damn it, Pam!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Ugh, it's soaking wet down here...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
Lana, it's cashmere. There are rules.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
Okay! Jeez!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
Yes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
Oh, for-- Ray, take a picture of him!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
All right! Jesus Christ!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Hello! Can you hear me?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
is not an emergency.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
Not that other people actually work here.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
I installed an R.F. jammer on the roof.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
One, two, three, go! Trap door!
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
Wait. What? It's not for stranded passengers to get out,
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
I guess I've just always been fascinated by them.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
And besides, we don't need cell phones. We have a--
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
It's dead. Typical.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
With what, my dick?
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
There's no time! Go get help!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Breakfast. Hey, hey, wait a second.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
Easy! Hey! Hey! Pam, stop that.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
I sincerely apologize for doing that.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
I'm sorry? I know, but nobody makes you wear them.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
I was lost at sea, Lana, and we had to ration the food and water.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
The strong, like me and you and Pam,
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
Here's...maybe six ounces of Bourbon.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
Okay, so we tie the vest into, like, a pouch, and--
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
Burn!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Yeah. It works for him.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
And on top of that, we've got, I'm guessing, two flasks of bourbon.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
wants to eat what's in your thermos?
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
Oh, God! That wasn't just bear claw.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
drank a third of a gallon of malt liquor,
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
Okay. Wait. Does it have anything to do
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
Then I guess you'd know what we're all thinking right this very minute.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
How is it common sense that she thinks I want to masturbate?
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
I'm not addicted to masturbating!
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
So Cyril ought to be able to jack it.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
You want to bet? Do you?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
Hey! Guys, come on! Hey! Get your hands o--
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Are you a mind reader, too?
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
and then are safe.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
I don't need an excuse.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Right? Oh, my God.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
No, but at the last second, you just jump up in the air.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
It was too bad they couldn't stop diphtheria.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
Well, maybe not now, but say you get
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Ugh, please don't talk about food.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
Err! Fine, but--
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
Fine. Whatever. No more phrasing.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
What the-- God damn it, Pam!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Ugh, it's soaking wet down here...
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
Lana, it's cashmere. There are rules.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
Okay! Jeez!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
Yes.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
Oh, for-- Ray, take a picture of him!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
All right! Jesus Christ!
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Hello! Can you hear me?
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
is not an emergency.
#50