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Season 6  "Three to Tango"  6x2

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 15, 2015

An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 1
I knew it. In my heart of hearts,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 2
But now you have a chance to right that wrong,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 4
Which, a blowjob says he does.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 5
"A", those were mini-bottles,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 6
Who else would they possibly choose?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 7
You know--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 8
No, I-- And I vote for mother and Woodhouse.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 9
that you won't do anything revenge-y and stupid
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 11
[Humming tango music]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 13
How do you still have two hands?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 14
But actually, without the honey and lemon
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 15
and I'm not really in the mood for a WD-40 and coke.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 16
[Chuckling] Yeah, you are definitely concussed.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 17
until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 18
presumably some fresh nine-volts,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 19
Now, what and where is this "intel"?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 20
So, the file is on the mainframe computer
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 21
On the top floor of the intelligence building itself,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 22
[Toilet flushing]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 23
Is it too much to ask, during the goddamn work day,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 24
on her little brown head, I will--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 25
Uh-uh. No, but like "swearsie-realsies"?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 26
doesn't strike you as unnecessarily complicated?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 27
we're all gonna be murdered, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 28
Coronel Lando Calrissiano, de Las Fuerzas Especiales,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 29
Well, I wasn't in the sofa cushions.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 30
And Lana, try to look-- actually, yeah. Matronly.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 31
Esposa Grande.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 32
That's Coronel Calrissiano to you!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 33
I'm a verb now, Lana. Deal with it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 34
Todos! Todos las armas on the ground!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 35
Su carta, Coronel, por favor.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 36
Archer!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 38
Mm-hmm. Well, you're looking good, girl.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 39
[Out of breath] Oh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 40
Well, I still don't see why that means I'm the one
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 41
If something happens to both of us,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 42
She was right there in the pram.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 43
while I went out to get ice.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 44
No! Don't shoot! There's a baby!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 45
I was doing market research
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 46
Or was. I swear! He-- [Baby crying]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 47
I swear to God, if I catch you near this child again,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 49
[Scatting]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 50
Well, yeah. Come on. We all saw this coming.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 2
But now you have a chance to right that wrong,
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 4
Which, a blowjob says he does.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 5
"A", those were mini-bottles,
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 6
Who else would they possibly choose?
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 7
You know--
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 8
No, I-- And I vote for mother and Woodhouse.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 9
that you won't do anything revenge-y and stupid
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 11
[Humming tango music]
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 13
How do you still have two hands?
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 14
But actually, without the honey and lemon
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 15
and I'm not really in the mood for a WD-40 and coke.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 16
[Chuckling] Yeah, you are definitely concussed.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 17
until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 18
presumably some fresh nine-volts,
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 19
Now, what and where is this "intel"?
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 20
So, the file is on the mainframe computer
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 21
On the top floor of the intelligence building itself,
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 22
[Toilet flushing]
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 23
Is it too much to ask, during the goddamn work day,
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 24
on her little brown head, I will--
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 25
Uh-uh. No, but like "swearsie-realsies"?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 26
doesn't strike you as unnecessarily complicated?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 27
we're all gonna be murdered, so...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 28
Coronel Lando Calrissiano, de Las Fuerzas Especiales,
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 29
Well, I wasn't in the sofa cushions.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 30
And Lana, try to look-- actually, yeah. Matronly.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 31
Esposa Grande.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 32
That's Coronel Calrissiano to you!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 33
I'm a verb now, Lana. Deal with it!
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 34
Todos! Todos las armas on the ground!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 35
Su carta, Coronel, por favor.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 36
Archer!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 38
Mm-hmm. Well, you're looking good, girl.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 39
[Out of breath] Oh.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 40
Well, I still don't see why that means I'm the one
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 41
If something happens to both of us,
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 42
She was right there in the pram.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 43
while I went out to get ice.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 44
No! Don't shoot! There's a baby!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 45
I was doing market research
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 46
Or was. I swear! He-- [Baby crying]
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 47
I swear to God, if I catch you near this child again,
#47
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[Scatting]
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 50
Well, yeah. Come on. We all saw this coming.
#50