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Archer (2009)

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Season 6  "Drastic Voyage (1)"  6x12

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 26, 2015

Archer and the gang prepare for their most fantastic voyage ever.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 1
[title music]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 4
just do regular brain surgery without a shrink ray?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 5
Your particular brand of bullshit.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 6
- After this is over, you and me. - Poop. [groans]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
[all] Ew.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8
Let's get shrunked up already!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
This is the blood clot that threatens to destroy that brain.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
Great. Maybe on the way, we can stop off down the piggly wiggly.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
- So what? So did I. - So did most of us.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
- So? - So when we're floating
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
And in any of them was anyone on board any submarine weightless?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
After being miniaturized the Nereus with the mission
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
Our progress will be tracked in real time
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
- On a guy. - On a guy named TV's Michael Gray.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 17
Obviously in "the Brian Keith show."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 18
- I... - How did he even get on the base?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 19
I think maybe you're confusing
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
we will now begin boarding the Nereus.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
Scene! No, you ruined it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22
Well we'll see about that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23
Okay. Lana, you think you can help Dr. Sklodowska
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24
It actually might've been an A-minus. [groans]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
- Meaning? - Harassible on-board medical officer. {*}
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 26
- This is? Are you sure? - Yes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
- How?! - Well I guess the hand,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
Just cats at first. But once the hand gets a taste for killing,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
- I was always kind to you. - Not always. [nervous chuckle]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
I need to talk to you about something important.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 32
Shut up. And what if Kovacs dies,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 33
- What if we die? - I'd have a lot more free time?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 34
[babbles] Jesus Christ!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 35
- What? - What?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 36
And as far as I'm concerned,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
with the shrink ray and the ship, and everything in it
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38
- Lana, nobody can. - Really?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39
Hey, somebody roll that guy around. He's... smoldering.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 40
We are ready for miniaturization process.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 42
Close enough. Okay, let's light this candle.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 43
- Get out. - Gladly!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 44
All clear. Commence initialization sequence.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 45
- It's not like you need a million bucks. - Wh... Are you kidding?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
of having the power to see what we've been given the chance to
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Or, if you like, a miracle.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48
Commence miniaturization in ten...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
[all gasping]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 50
Mission control to Nereus, over.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 4
just do regular brain surgery without a shrink ray?
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 5
Your particular brand of bullshit.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 6
- After this is over, you and me. - Poop. [groans]
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
[all] Ew.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8
Let's get shrunked up already!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
This is the blood clot that threatens to destroy that brain.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
Great. Maybe on the way, we can stop off down the piggly wiggly.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
- So what? So did I. - So did most of us.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
- So? - So when we're floating
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
And in any of them was anyone on board any submarine weightless?
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
After being miniaturized the Nereus with the mission
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
Our progress will be tracked in real time
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
- On a guy. - On a guy named TV's Michael Gray.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 17
Obviously in "the Brian Keith show."
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 18
- I... - How did he even get on the base?
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 19
I think maybe you're confusing
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
we will now begin boarding the Nereus.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
Scene! No, you ruined it.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22
Well we'll see about that.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23
Okay. Lana, you think you can help Dr. Sklodowska
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24
It actually might've been an A-minus. [groans]
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
- Meaning? - Harassible on-board medical officer. {*}
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 26
- This is? Are you sure? - Yes.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
- How?! - Well I guess the hand,
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
Just cats at first. But once the hand gets a taste for killing,
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
- I was always kind to you. - Not always. [nervous chuckle]
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
I need to talk to you about something important.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 32
Shut up. And what if Kovacs dies,
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 33
- What if we die? - I'd have a lot more free time?
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 34
[babbles] Jesus Christ!
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 35
- What? - What?
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 36
And as far as I'm concerned,
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
with the shrink ray and the ship, and everything in it
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38
- Lana, nobody can. - Really?
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39
Hey, somebody roll that guy around. He's... smoldering.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 40
We are ready for miniaturization process.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 42
Close enough. Okay, let's light this candle.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 43
- Get out. - Gladly!
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 44
All clear. Commence initialization sequence.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 45
- It's not like you need a million bucks. - Wh... Are you kidding?
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
of having the power to see what we've been given the chance to
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Or, if you like, a miracle.
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48
Commence miniaturization in ten...
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
[all gasping]
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 50
Mission control to Nereus, over.
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