Status
Ended
Network
CBS
SEASON
EPISODE

Comedy

DESCRIPTION

Comedy about the unlikely friendship that develops between two very different young women who meet waitressing at a diner in trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and form a bond over one day owning their own successful cupcake business. Only one thing stands in their way – they’re broke.

Season 1

Aired 5 years ago - May 07, 2012

Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.

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Awesome. Put me down for a Hayek. More storage space for candy.
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Oh, come on, Max, giving birth over toilet? That is very you.
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We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.
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So, Oleg, you now have a town-car business?
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I do say that a lot, but I think it's kind of charming.
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If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Oh. Okay, well, Monday at 4. - There's no Monday at 4.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll see you on Monday.
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...for her to go out to the prison to see him before he's moved.
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Why is he still the only news story out there?
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Shake your hand and wish you well as you have been through so very much."
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No. As much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
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Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
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Wall me.
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Max, I'm trying to sleep. Take your boots off.
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Your breath is like you went down on a brussels sprout. Tip your head that way.
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Well, I'm hardly famous.
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It can't be to eat. He's "made it." He eats "made it food" now.
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- Oh, moving? To where? - Manhattan.
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Uh, we're gonna talk it over with her at the Met Gala Ball Caroline got invited to.
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You know, I'm doing pretty well as an artist myself.
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Nothing ever does work out for us. I hear myself saying that stuff...
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I knew there was a reason I took that from the townhouse.
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No. Every year, I give money to charity...
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As I said, we're in a bit of a rush. We might move quicker...
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...and I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
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Max, I have two sore spots: trusting men, and here...
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who lives 4 feet from the oven But otherwise, twinsies.
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- And you drive me crazy. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Marines.
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He takes too long to come.
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Hello, officers. We're on our way to the ball down the street. We were wondering...
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Thanks, Officer Hot and Officer Hotter.
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No, I screamed because I saw the couple...
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Shh. Yes, and I personally called the RSVP number. It has to be there.
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...until we get the Caroline Channing situation under control.
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I knew that was gonna happen.
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- Man, it's hot. - You're a waiter, not a weatherman.
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And by then, the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and Tic Tacs.
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Yeah, why?
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Boobs that he can never have now that he's getting married.
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Aired 5 years ago - Apr 30, 2012

The stakes are high when a socialite Manhattan mother hires Max and Caroline to serve cupcakes at her daughter's first birthday party.

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It wasn't that good.
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Because it's a good look on me.
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But I don't miss the sex.
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...by that girl from the Church of Good Vibes.
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...why don't you go stick your finger in a dyke?
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The makeshift table is because we're just starting out.
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Max's Homemade Cupcakes.
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So after I thoroughly washed my hands--
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Buttercream?
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If it doesn't stay refrigerated, it falls apart as fast as a two-celebrity marriage.
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I was gonna tell you this after the Nickelodeon high five...
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You have to do things that make you uncomfortable. It's how you grow.
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I'm telling Peach tomorrow we're not doing it.
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...but I would like it on the record, I am not a willing accomplice.
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It's a photo spread for my new mommy blog.
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She'd be winning if I didn't have two from a poor white hillbilly surrogate.
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Max, still not talking to me because of the Peach thing?
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You nodded. If you were deaf, that would be talking.
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[WHEELS SCREECH]
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How are your cupcakes? Mine are getting a little loose.
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Our entire future is riding on these mothers.
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This train is out of service.
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- Hold up. - I am telling you right now.
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Jeez, come on. Oprah and Gayle, less talk, more walk.
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Okay, miss, you're next. I put the light on it, just grab it.
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If you fall, that third rail will fry you up way before the rats get there.
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Come on, I'm right here.
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I saw a rat. We made eye contact.
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I already have the iPhone 8.
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That is not attractive at all. Is that what food looks like?
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It's not a problem. We can fix it.
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Caroline, I have to say that you are a bigger con artist than your father.
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She's been with me since I bought the twins.
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Hey, I'm the one who called that bitch a bitch.
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The sex was that good.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 16, 2012

After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.

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I'm kinda off my meal now.
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Ladies, I don't care which, I just wanna get these taxes
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The job was washing his balls.
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Why don't you sign this now, and I'll save you what I can
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by those pissed off ladies with emphysema.
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That way when we're two billionaire bitches
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I've been collecting names of good doctors since I was 11,
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Cripes! What more do I have to do,
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It's symptomatic. Here, look at my purse.
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Just look at it.
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I don't want the government to swoop in
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Okay, okay! Starting now.
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[Wild cheers and applause]
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down at the Polish club.
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Oh, then don't.
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On the floor of a sandwich shop in the subway.
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I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift.
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Of course, he does have a giant penis.
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Well, then you have to tell him
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Again, senorita, not a write-off.
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Not there, that's Earl's tax return.
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$8 to the state, 15 in federal income,
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and then I sit down with a 1040 and my W-2s,
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Careful now!
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Wait, you're gonna spend like $100
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didn't keep you up all night.
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- Want to join? - Hell, yeah!
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into the hands of a hipster tax place
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And I'm acquainted with your attitude.
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Well, let's get started!
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- Like condoms and stuff? - I guess.
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I bought some of those curly light bulbs once.
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Excuse me, tax bro.
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I'll just spend this money on pot.
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You're right. Good idea.
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You threw out a 75-year-old man's tax return?
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No, seriously, what are we gonna do?
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If I go in there, I will literally be white trash.
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There's food everywhere.
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My hands are touching a dumpster.
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I wanted to scream, but it wouldn't come out.
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That's the one I couldn't get out before.
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I hate it in here. I wanna die.
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to dry ourselves off after a shower.
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How about more real garbage, less Caroline garbage?
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Yes! This is all your fault.
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and I wouldn't be standing in a dumpster.
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Red bulls? Red bulls? Are those our red bulls?
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Everyone trying to get their taxes filed by midnight.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 09, 2012

Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial in an effort to raise money to help Caroline’s father.

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And that was a huge mistake. I still have a little burny heinie.
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Sexy black woman who teaches my spin class.
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Mr. Hutchinson. I haven't seen you since my father's scandal broke...
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- Didn't you use to be taller? - No.
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Caroline...
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For instance, the, uh, judge's hammer...
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Well, thank you for coming all the way out here.
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You know I don't have that kind of money.
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Heh, heh. You're welcome again.
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...and have a sidebar over near the "bar" bar.
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I've been telling her that since she got here.
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...to get us out of a legal problem. I thought it'd be for you.
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This is more like sorority row than skid row.
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Just wrestle anything out of my hands that's sharp.
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Untested experimental drugs is one thing...
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Hey. What are you up to?
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- Hey, Max. - Hi, Toby.
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And no, that's not my stage name down at the clubs.
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I'm having some right now.
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The grande dame of side effects.
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See, this is fun. Getting paid to eat cookies and play The Game of Life.
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What?
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No more games. I wanna be prepared for this deposition.
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"I just slept with a dude who gave me Wesbox."
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Max, it's not Law and Order.
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...with your father regarding said transactions?"
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No, I'm nervous. I can't stop thinking about the deposition and my father.
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...and then throw in a wink, forget to wear panties, he'll be fine.
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Like when he and I would take our plane to our chalet in Deer Valley--
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"Look, sweetheart, it's snowing. Snowing just for you."
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Yeah, I'm just gonna bring my pillow in there.
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The tiny typewriter where the actress who never gets to speak sits.
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Yeah, and then a store to get diapers for a friend.
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay, uh, Caroline if you're ready, I can bring them in.
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Well, this is a legal proceeding and that's a highly unusual request.
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You could be on Law and Order.
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[LISPING] No. I had no knowledge of any such interactions. Heh.
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All right, counselor, give us one second. What is going on?
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Aired 5 years ago - Mar 19, 2012

Caroline and Max spend their spring break dog-sitting at a couple's lavish apartment.

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So... don't forget that.
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What would you say if they called you
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Come on, and let's not mention how bad we're doing.
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Fabulous, amazing, killing it.
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who's out to seek revenge on everyone
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- for two days. - Why would anyone pay $600
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And I need to get as far away from here as possible.
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we take off from the diner.
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under the front porch from my mom's new boyfriend.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure we have
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Why are you walking like that?
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Sorry, I think we might be at the wrong door.
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I've been at my microbrewery most of the day,
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I never use Caroline channing on vacation
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It's, like, the cover of gay gay gay magazine.
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Named Barbra Streisand.
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Instructions on page two."
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spending the day at the beach.
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Anything we want.
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Thanks.
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They're fine, they're just not
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They must have a menu drawer here somewhere.
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Ashley wants to go.
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Well, I'm sitting in my crush.
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Go, Barbra Streisand, go.
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Bacon truffle, Barbra Streisand?
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For me, it was on a yacht
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Let's not get tied down.
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You get those in the tattoo gold rush of '09?
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the best vegan stew anywhere.
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Hi, couldn't help but overhear.
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Ashley Emerson, style editor for Elle.
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Guess what.
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We were, uh...
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Have fun and get this vacation started.
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Max, can I see you in the hall for a second?
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None of those words made any sense.
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I just had some cristal.
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because you've never been anywhere.
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get on that plane, spend one great day at the beach,
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on our website from that food blogger at the book party.
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I'm sure he'll come back here for Ashley sometime.
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because you're not where you want to be...
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or done anything.
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Aired 5 years ago - Feb 27, 2012

Max runs into an old boyfriend, when she accompanies Caroline to see her father in jail.

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 20, 2012

Max and Caroline have to make kosher cupcakes when they get a gig at a bar mitzvah.

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I'm wearing my velour especially for you.
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On polemeetpole.com.
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I love being blown like that.
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Sophie has new man in her life.
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I have written down address of drug store in South Williamsburg...
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: Menachem Goldman.
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Rivka Shemshelewitz.
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...and she brought me chicken soup every day.
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You're as bad as me trying to be Irish at the Blarney Rose for a free beer.
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Oh, look at the breasts on this one.
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How else do you think I landed a handsome doctor like my Anshell?
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- We could help. - We can?
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- How does 250 sound? - No way, 275.
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- Start? I'm already half done. - How could you be half done?
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You think all those things labeled "low-fat" are low-fat?
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Hey, I grew up with a lot of families...
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Max, please. Let's just start the cupcakes over, drop them off...
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...who demanded my mom figure out a way to pay her tab.
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...you girls might have spare cupcakes for dessert.
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See, girls, this is what I like about my new boyfriend.
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Yeah, my ex-husband was large male bully.
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Oh, we're still on that ride?
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"Take our money and go"? What are we, barbarians?
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All 100 percent kosher and so gorgeous you could plotz.
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No way. This is a pasta and a dessert?
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Heh. Haddassa, Devorah, enough. Thank you. Go. Enjoy the party.
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Yo, yo, yo, what up, cupcake bitches?
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Damn, sweetness. Your lips are moving, but your ass is doing all the talking.
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That's the first time I ever saw anyone acting all pimp who still had pimples.
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Let's get to it. How much mitzvah money is it gonna take for you to pop that top...
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How about you turn yourself around and make it pop for Daddy?
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She said her name is Caroline.
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- Oi, she's got a fever. - Oh, Max.
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- What did she say? - She says she wants your hutch.
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It's a cold compress. It'll bring your fever down.
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- I always wanted a mother. - Oh, did your mother die young?
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- Bissel? I know bissel. - Of course you do, you're Jewish. Ha, ha.
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What's wrong with them?
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...you may think throwing away your traditions is cool...
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Just a minute, it tastes so good.
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What kind of girl brings non-kosher cupcakes into a kosher home?
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...and I figured four non-kosher out of 80'? So close.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 13, 2012

When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.

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...I thought I could offer you two girls a ride home in my town car.
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- Oh, no, no, no. We're not coming. - No, we're not coming.
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Go get the coats. I'll get this check.
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- Earl, you're having a heart attack. - I'll be fine. Seen my tangerine?
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On a scale of one to 10, what's your pain?
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We'll be out here, Earl. Everything is gonna be okay.
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Family members only.
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My last name is Black. See? Max Black.
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He's both. We're from the South.
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Now's my chance. Nurse Chewbacca's on the move.
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: Paging Dr. Bender. Dr. Bender, please.
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Hi. Can we have a minute alone?
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Could you find out how much extra for me to get my own room?
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But let me guess. "Rainy Day" is a strain of weed.
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So that old man has to be the only man in America...
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Sir, you're representing the Shecter Family Wing of this hospital.
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CAROLINE: That's amazing.
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No, it's sweet.
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Caroline, hey. I'll be right with you.
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Tore my heart out, shook it in front of my face.
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- You gave that to me. - No, I didn't. I love that shirt.
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Both of us. But I'm sure you heard that somewhere.
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Shouldn't be a problem.
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Did you see the look on that desk lump's big red face when I pushed you by him?
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- Good Lord, is that a Matisse? - I believe so.
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You'll get three single girls waddling over at midnight to cry into some tapioca.
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Yes, but matching panties are suffocating the boys.
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Thank God it's you, Han.
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Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay.
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Look at me.
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Good. And thanks to that VIP room, he feels like a million bucks.
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I wound up loving it too.
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I mean, it's my parents.
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Yes, and the best kind of family. You don't want my money.
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Okay, Dr. Exit.
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And for the record, she is so hopped up on candy hearts...
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...nothing I said should affect that man in the VIP room.
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Aired 5 years ago - Feb 06, 2012

Max and Caroline try to prove their cleaning skills to Sophie so she will hire them for her maid service.

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Thank you for coming in. Max and I want to talk about taking you up...
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Max and I are a great team...
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[LAUGHS]
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Is audition.
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...for real stuff, like gummy bears and eyeliner.
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At the web design company, I overheard someone say it was his son's birthday.
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Come in.
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Hmm. Now, uh, one of you take bathroom and one of you take out here.
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What is this "H.A.M."?
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Oh, very impressive.
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This one like to make big announcements about nothing, yes?
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- Can I get a hit? - Oh, yeah, please, try.
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[COUGHS]
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Oh. Spritz. Spritz. She is sprayer.
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Oh, spritz, spritz. Ooh."
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No, I give you job because one bull equal two girls.
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See, she hold you down.
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Yeah, I have blind spot from accident as child.
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And it's very popular.
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What are you, counselor from UNICEF?
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This whole building is models. Life is so funny.
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...in the white sleigh with the fleece jacket and eight-pack.
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Oh, my God. Look, Max, he's a figure skater.
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Oh, I gotta go in my bedroom and change. I'll be right back.
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Okay, if we're staying, that's three times the amount of man.
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I'm a bull and I roar.
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That is a big-ass toilet. Literally.
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No, no, no. Go down, go down. Stop. Please stop.
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- Shut off the valve! - Valve?
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Take the cupcakes out of the oven.
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What is that smell?
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Well, I think we found the place where Red Bulls come to die.
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Dude spelled D-O-O-D.
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It's still uncomfortable but in that exciting uncomfortable Way.
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Max, I got this. You start cleaning up the mess out there.
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As usual, you don't wanna do the job.
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- She doesn't think you're-- - Doing anything?
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Wait, so you're siding with a woman you met a week ago over me?
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You can balloon all over this place because the rock is leaving.
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Oh, oh. You're the reason? Who stayed up all last night...
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Now I'm gonna float down and wake the hot model up...
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- That's probably because of your eye. - Oh, my--
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 16, 2012

Max and Caroline's new neighbor draws their suspicion.

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What? I'm just trying to put a more positive spin on things.
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- It's weird not to know your neighbors. - It's weird not to know your father.
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No matter what comes out of there, I will not be helloing it up in the hallway.
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- Not at all. One sec. CAROLINE: Hi.
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Music is coming through the floor into my ears.
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And walking. Walking and music. We have to stop this right now.
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...someone will have an Academy Awards party in your living room.
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You're coming in really hot. We're not giving him this.
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Crossing the floor to the door.
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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[POLISH ACCENT] What is meaning of this horrible, horrible note?
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I did.
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Listen, we've obviously gotten off to a bad start.
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That's Max. And I'm Caroline. You are'?
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- Oh, sure. Chocolate or vanilla? - Yes.
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Mm. So good, mm-hm.
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One is dark and heavy and one is light and fluffy.
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Sorry about the note. Can we start ov--?
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Wait, you're gonna fall. I can't believe we have a broom.
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Yeah, one more time, and hard.
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Your legs did snap back over your head pretty quick when she offered it.
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Uh, I forgot. Just so thrown by the swing and the everything.
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...and tell him about the horrible, horrible note. Mm-hm.
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You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.
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Maybe her lip gloss wasn't a herpes breeding ground.
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Welcome to Williamsburg Diner. How many in your party?
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...but if she was a book, she'd be the kind that other books pay for sex.
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She threatened to call her "friend" the landlord.
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You don't need to tell them. They'll figure it out eventually.
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No, I, too, want to apologize.
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Thank you so much for inviting us.
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Thank you for sending girl to my apartment yesterday.
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Maybe she can come two times a week.
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My friend Yanni is at the bar.
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You heard the guy. I look like I can...
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I have a heart and soul and dreams and wanna fall in love and have a family.
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If we walk out of here now, we can just keep walking to the homeless shelter.
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...well, she's bad in bed and I have a sourpuss.
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Aired 5 years ago - Jan 02, 2012

Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes whilst in the midst of her new obsession couponing.

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But that is the ladies' room.
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in this inappropriate meeting place?
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Yes, this is not appropriate talk.
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Look, han, everyone knows there are certain things
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If men were the ones who got periods,
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Tampons.
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It is law of supply and demand.
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It's really about the 50 bucks inside anyway.
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What, like the sour patch kids?
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They are, I make them in my home.
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In fact, they should rename shame "keshame"
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That was a sneaky customer, now wasn't it?
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I don't make the prices, now do I?
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I had no idea.
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I can't, I don't want to.
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Now didn't ya?
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Wait, it just went from $70 to $12?
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I'm late, I know.
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the double coupon in-store sale combo.
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free base for the first time.
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And we cry.
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Canned pumpkin?
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And it's for 40% off the regular price.
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Look out, Han Lee.
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Oh, what do you think you are doing?
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Didn't your mother ever teach you
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In Ukraine, there are pop songs about it.
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No, it is free market.
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Max, you are the Norma Rae of feminine hygiene.
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Choosing coupon shopping over going to see your son again?
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and look for the cake mix double cue-pon.
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It'll be a breeze.
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Max, it's the Williamsburg cue-pon queen.
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but aren't you the cue-pon queen?
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how to make money on the purchase of cake mix.
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Go to the truck and get the stockpile of circulars.
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I've met actual queens and this isn't royal behavior.
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Oh, we got a problem?
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That's what you do.
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If we don't have the exact right mix-to-coupon ratio
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It has to be all Duncan Hines.
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Tanya, stop, flag on the play.
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No one taught me how to use tampons.
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Who's the queen now?
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Bugs Bunny status, like I know you like.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 12, 2011

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at her former home away from home.

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On your father's chopstick.
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Ah!
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It's like the deadliest batch.
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No eyebrows.
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And where's the rent?"
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I knew it!
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Got it, kind of like hiding the banana republic.
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That only people in the know know, you know?
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In purple!
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It's kitchen porn.
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Hurry up! The gas is on! Throw the match in!
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On the bus stop bench.
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On the flight to paris.
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I'm only sitting down because look.
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The only life I wanna ruin is my own.
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Now, ladies, gold. Now.
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I can respect that.
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None of your business.
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It's called cash for gold, not sympathy for flat chicks.
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Sal! Richard!
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Why am I doing my lipstick in a mirror that says "die carlos""
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The customer asked for crust off of a turkey club.
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And I bet for sure it comes with stinky armpits.
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Most women like you enjoy it.
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- Excuse me, regular-sized people.
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Every woman knows size doesn't matter.
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Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
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I grew up here. It was like camp for me.
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Oh, my god.
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Hi! I'd like to return a ring I got as a present here.
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That's awful.
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Surprised to see me working here?
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About those butts fired my little butt.
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Fortunately, I wound up working here.
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As manager of the jewelry department,
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And so sorry to hear about your father being a criminal.
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You didn't know what a pilot light was.
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I knew coming here and not going to parks as a child.
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Pop-up sale in the ladies' room.
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Hard to forget such beautiful names.
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Arabic women expect a gift when they buy something.
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She's here to drop off.
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Caroline? Jen, Robin!
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I have nothing to do with this pop-up sale in the bathroom.
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Apparently not.
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Thought it was weird that you just bailed on me.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 05, 2011

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job in order to get him lodging for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for "Real Housewives of TriBeCa".

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I'm not implying it, I'm saying it outright.
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The only Grand Tetons Chestnut trusts are mine.
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Max, it's not gonna snow. I know snow.
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Swiss Miss, wanna have a conversation about cold climes...
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Same reason I wear two condoms. In case one breaks.
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It's the Hefty 2011 Winter Collection.
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I know their names. Day James, Night James and Black James.
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No, it said, "Sorry I took your roof. Hang in there."
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...with a chopstick in your mouth tapping, "I thought that would work."
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...are gonna sit down and come up with a more realistic home for J. Edgar Hoofer.
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...and I have made it to the final round of casting for Real Housewives of TriBeCa.
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Yeah. Because she started at zero.
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As soon as we were approached about the show...
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I know a homeless horse with gender identity issues.
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- My friend Caroline Channing-- - How do you know Caroline Channing?
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Max, look at me. Look at me in the eyes.
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You're not the only one with old money. Had a dollar in my jeans for three weeks.
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- She got rid of it? - Look, pets are not my thing. Okay?
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I'm sorry, you're right. I should be more positive. One of my cups is half full.
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He's a maniac, maniac, on all fours.
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Interesting list.
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He was trying to get in, like people.
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You're telling me to get a reality check about Chestnut, but you need one too.
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You want me to fake it again, buy me dinner and call me pretty.
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Well, here he is. And as we discussed, Chestnut is a champion jumper.
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Come on, let's cut to the chase. He's nice, brown, he looks sick in leggings.
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Whoa. I'm just saying, he's seen better days.
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Wow, show business is rough.
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If my film guy comes in here, he's gonna pick that beauty over this one.
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You know, maybe next time, before you let someone ride 5 miles...
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Yeah. And I'm not impressed by your big star pony over there.
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She's using the Caroline Freak Show to get herself on another freak show.
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- You always have those with you? - Yes, I'm from Manhattan.
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[SIGHS]
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Peach, I Wanna thank you for inviting me into your beautiful home...
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...who, in light of her recent very difficult, difficult, financial troubles...
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Aired 5 years ago - Nov 21, 2011

Caroline and Max spend Caroline's first broke holiday season working at a department store's Santaland to earn extra money.

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I know it's not Burberry like we're used to, but I'm telling you.
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Max, it's time to teach me how to bake.
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- No way. I'm not into all that crap. - Oh, no. Are you one of those...
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Why, because this is my first holiday without any money?
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...that reminds us life is hard and then we die.
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My holiday spirit is bigger than my money. Teach me how to bake.
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This is a hard time of year for people who have feelings...
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It's been a while since I've had any cavities searched.
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- There. How was that? - Uh-uh.
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- We can't afford these. - How much did you think they'd be?
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There is.
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Max, it feels like you want me to be depressed about the holidays.
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Let's go get in line. I've always loved Santaworld.
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I have the holiday spirit, you're great with kids.
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That kind of comment almost got us knocked out of the first round.
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Hi. I couldn't help but overhear you mention Miracle On 34th Street.
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It's cool. We don't need to talk.
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I can't help it, it's my favorite time of year.
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- Bitch is 30. - Max.
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The man's in prison and he thinks this is depressing.
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-...having me see him in there. - You okay?
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Ooh! This is so exciting. Ha, ha!
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Good night. Get home safely.
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This experience taught me that rich or poor, home or homeless...
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Well, I have two things to say.
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We fed the homeless, but it doesn't feel like Thanksgiving without my father.
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- Nine-Hour Energy shots, a.k.a. Elf Juice. - I've never done these. Do they work?
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There's a slight chance, but a chance, I could move to the strolling carolers.
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We're in this together. Get your bells.
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I can't do this anymore. I'm leaving.
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Talk to someone and tell them why you need a new pair of tights.
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Change of plans. I need for you to be Mrs. Claus.
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Follow me. Oh, unless you don't want that extra $2 an hour.
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...this might be my only chance to be married to a rich guy.
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Hi. Hi, elf. I just got assigned to the front of the line with you.
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Get it? Because of all your bells.
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You're acting like an elf-hole.
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- What are you doing? What's wrong? - You abandon me on Christmas...
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...when I'm coming down the bad side of Nine-Hour Energy Mountain?
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...because all these kids are looking at us.
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But she gave it to a reindeer because he was very cold.
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- Nothing to stick in my big hole. - Okay.
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That it's all just stuff we buy to stick in our big holes.
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Aired 5 years ago - Nov 14, 2011

Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

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It's obvious that he's here because he broke up with "Cassandra."
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- This is so exciting. - Will you stop? Don't be such a girl.
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...and I don't wanna lose that.
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I was just reacting to the news that we're out of pie.
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Yeah, we're cool. Why wouldn't we be? We never dated or anything.
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You just gave me a compliment? I knew it. You're depressed.
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Please call in sick to your babysitting job and take to the bed.
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...and go fulfill their babysitting duties.
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But when I'm done, I'm done.
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One turns off my emotions, the other makes a car bounce.
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Are you about to come over here and soft-touch me?
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You keep your door open like that, this rat's probably gonna get inside.
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You don't need to get all "Hallmark Presents Johnny Soft Eyes" on me.
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--But if you don't mind a professional opinion...
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I just got threatened by a man who gets carded at Pixar movies.
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They need a hundred cupcakes tomorrow.
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No way. I can't make a hundred cupcakes in a day.
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- What happened to your pattern? - Telling people is part of the pattern.
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...to stay up and bake cupcakes for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.
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...and I don't want our future's frosting to be on the box.
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Traive.
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Someone named Traivor, a dream catcher with buzz words stuck in it.
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Oh, uh...
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This is new information, we need to talk to someone.
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You're Max's business partner, right?
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"Max's cupcakes are so moist," "Max's cupcakes are delicious."
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- Oh, right here, yeah. - Right here.
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She's a dancer, her lip gloss is from Kiehl's...
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I had no idea.
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Can we have a moment, please?
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No.
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No. What's wrong with you'? You haven't been right about anything.
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What? Max, you said you were going to the bathroom.
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No. You cannot be trusted.
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She's so pretty and bitchy.
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They said they had to be gone.
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Aired 5 years ago - Nov 07, 2011

The two take a job cleaning a hoarder's apartment for the extra money; Max learns that Johnny has a secret.

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You're barely a professional waitress.
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I would have ordered you some mexican pain killers.
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Thought it was a rapist or something.
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And I have to pee. Can I use your bathroom?
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Jumping over the back wall
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Pull your hair back. It's kind of in your face.
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Do you always look down when you're up that high?
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Hey, max, what are you doing tomorrow night after work?
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If the cops come tomorrow,
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have finally led to this-
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You told me he'd cut off my face
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That's probably how he'll get rid of your faceless body!
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Hello, it's caroline, the professional organizer.
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Oh, no. Oh, hell no.
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The only thing I love more than hoarders
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They should charge admission for this.
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It's hard to tell what is what.
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full of doll heads.
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There's a heavy clown presence in this room.
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Which papers?
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Not that bad?
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It's where I keep my raisins.
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Okay. We'll get to work then.
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Happy birthday to me.
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out of the prison uniform.
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as always, this time I will ask you to stay.
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If it's after 2:30,
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It's not a date.
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And I always wanted to see a rat with big boobs.
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Ooh. Gentleman.
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- 'Cause you can't afford it? - Yeah.
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Yeah, that's a crappy time.
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I wouldn't kiss ryan gosling with stomach breath.
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Jackpot. This place is a freakin' cat factory.
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Those are not my kittens.
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I don't want to think about it!
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Why didn't you kiss him?
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So next time you see him, why don't you just kiss him?
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Awesome.
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Oh, my god. There's johnny.
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Who are you?
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I hate the player as well as the game.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not keeping that up in my head.
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the two cool things I can never be.
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Yeah, you must be to come back in here.
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You never put your hands on me.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 31, 2011

Caroline persuades Max to take a cupcake-decorating class.

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asked me to give you this note.
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But I thought we had something special.
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Max has the tables against the wall.
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It won't happen again.
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you're in the right place.
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he's in your section.
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Oh. So now you're a bartender,
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My girl don't come cheap.
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Once you go Ukraine, you will scream with sex pain.
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Cute, but I'm not interested. Besides, he's not my type.
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Are you sure about this? He's cute.
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and getting my head back above water.
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and make it sold out,
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If I'd just gone through all the tension and trauma
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What do you think?
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Do you think my vagina has curtains?
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who had freckles on his penis.
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Freckled penis.
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Hi, I'm Caroline and this is my business partner Max.
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Our card.
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Well, can I ask you why?
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They have a charming homemade look,
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Listen, battlefield earth.
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And I must say, it was way less offensive than your attitude.
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No cupcakes tonight?
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Mid-afternoon nap in your vagina?
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The cupcakes don't need to be pretty.
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and you stop making them?
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What's your problem with pretty?
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the way you don't do Puerto Ricans.
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Seriously?
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so I found us a family-owned Italian bakery in Brooklyn.
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putting spice first because...
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and then we took it over and made it...
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So cute. God bless!
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And I'm Caroline. I'm Max's partner.
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Hot as well.
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Can you say jealous?
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And then, you have a pretty little five-petal flower.
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And what, just because I don't have a quote-unquote shop
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You have to master the little flower,
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Steve, oh, my God. That rose is gorgeous.
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could have this much cupcake success in this economy.
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What is that? There's like nothing there.
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In his words, "Caroline..."
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"Um, I'd like a cupcake." "That'll be 12 hours."
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Like we're gonna come back here
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I am so mad at you right now.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 24, 2011

Caroline and Max try to install a Murphy bed in their apartment.

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You put up pictures and inspirational words
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What you need is a good nine inches.
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Then I want to install a murphy bed in here.
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I've been sorting through clown resumes for a week.
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Max, you have to start imagining
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on that board...
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Vision.
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Notice anything different about me?
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That should be a tip in your inspirational book,
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Yeah, a connection to her babies' asses.
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That's pretty cool.
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My cupcakes don't have a cherry...
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that's where he carries all his stress.
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Toxins?
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uh, I-I started this, um, thing,
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I'm done with whatever this is that you're doing.
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you see a loser drawing a rat on a napkin.
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of an original piece of napkin art
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Pick up... table ten.
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And nothing.
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"Here's our card."
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There is nothing needy about having a quality product
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It's been pretty light.
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but now he's clean and sober
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Nope. She even made up my damn last name.
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I wanted them to look tan, not foreign.
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But the mattress came, and it's so good.
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No. Shut it. Do it.
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Who did you invite?
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- You bit it? - I bit it!
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- Don't you... - Come on in, Johnny.
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You're right. We'll trash you later.
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Just one, and I put it up there.
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She thinks we're her daddy, and we'll go back on our word,
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Get busy, princess. Daddy's got company.
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I do declare,
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"Someone done gone stole my horse, dag nab it."
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to secure ledger board to wall studs
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wanting to get with the top balls.
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Not weird, really... more, um, intense.
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"Maybly"! That's not a word, right?
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But I'm so tired, what came up was "more gay men""
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Yeah, it got even weirder.
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So come on over here, and we'll hammer it all out
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business or personal.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 17, 2011

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business; Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend comes into the diner.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 10, 2011

Caroline asks Max to help her break into her former townhouse to retrieve her much-needed night guard.

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You just made it into Oleg's spank bank.
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The technical term for this is "advanced bruxism."
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I choose Susan Boyle popular song
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We thought you ran away.
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whose nametag said she was happy to help,
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Don't look at me. Chestnut bought it.
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You know, whenever you're in pain, that is my treat.
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Sushi's lazy.
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would have no reason to lie.
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Well, that's kinda the way it goes with me and first times.
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No.
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This is an underworld situation.
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and go to a good dentist office?
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I don't want anyone to know I was here.
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Come on, let's go over here and see if this man can help me.
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Hi.
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I have a problem with my teeth migrating.
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Oh! I can do that.
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You're gonna want the gas, sweetheart.
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That boy's more stiff
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Well, I'd need to know what that favor might be.
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I am such an idiot.
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When I was 15, I paid the security system guys extra
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look up at the stars, and dream.
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It's called "carpet."
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It's lame, but nothing else really nails it.
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You're embarrassing me.
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I'd judge you if that wasn't exactly what
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It's the Louvre of pooping.
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Do you two need to be left alone?
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Oh, um, I just have to do one more thing before we go.
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but we're together now.
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That's my debutante dance,
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bought Chestnut for me.
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Wasn't a horse, but it was pretty awesome.
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Well, Estella from 1989 to '96.
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Look around. We have nothing in common.
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♪ ever since I was a little girl ♪
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♪ do do do do do do do ♪
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Were you crumping for a second?
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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Everybody wires the furs, bitch!
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I think you got more stuff than me.
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It's not enough we're sitting on the subway in furs...
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Will you calm down? It's just--
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Giving up everything that you had.
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I'm drunk on black truffle.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 03, 2011

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 26, 2011

Max gets upset when Caroline keeps meddling in her business, but the situation only gets worse when Caroline steals Max's break-up scene.

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When in doubt, I'm always mocking you.
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to help you through your breakup with Robbie.
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I was on the couch.
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Oh! So none of my business.
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That is one boundary we both don't want crossed.
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Not really. The good ones are on my bed.
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Dear God!
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No need to yell, he's a champion.
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Max, I've been thinking about how you completely overreacted
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Maybe you're having a hard time imagining
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And I'll do the rest till you believe.
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And I'm a cutter.
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Can I just lay down here and get a little sleep?
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Cool ranch and bacon?
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You're so blonde.
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Robbie, what are you doing here?
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Which is cool. I like the ladies, too.
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Got it, your thing. I'll be quiet.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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You're the only woman that I feel this way about.
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If you wanna talk, I'm here.
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A pipe broke in the street so the water's off.
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who had this apartment before me.
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If someone named Nabulangi is making an appearance
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I'm just gonna go say good-bye to Chestnut and get going.
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No. Way.
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Tell me it's mud.
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There's no water.
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[screams] Don't touch me!
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This is a job. Not a meet-and-greet.
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Hey, Peach.
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Cool, what are their names?
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Still, kids can be cruel.
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Oh.
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How does it feel?
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You almost ruined a perfectly happy fake marriage,
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No, don't distract me.
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without your chin-up bar and Axe body spray.
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And I think you'd be pleased, I really let him have it.
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I know you're upset.
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Be right back.
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when you give him back his stuff.
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Okay, you wanted a breakup scene?
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I'm a business genius
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'Cause you're in charge of your own future again.
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Are you up?
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I know I moved out, but I came back.
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I have nothing.
Aired 5 years ago - Sep 19, 2011

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing, and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.