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Season 4

Aired 2 years ago - May 18, 2015

Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.

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Stop comparing your dogs to my kid.
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so all I have to do is store the rest of the cord you bought.
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The place looks absolutely wonderful, Lorelai. When does it open?
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Kirk's lucky to have found you, Lulu.
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- I got to show you this mincing. Seriously
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Well, maybe the test run will break a couple of them,
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- Oh! So is he coming? Luke's coming? - Is he not supposed to?
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Look at how he chopped these onions.
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Well, your timing is perfect, 'cause I went to the store yesterday.
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He just showed up at my dorm on Saturday night.
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- What did he want? - He wanted me to come away with him.
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to have this guy show up out of the blue and want to take you away with him.
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- It's part of why he's cute. He's unpredictable. - I guess.
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Hey, she's a piratey soul, full of vinegar and glitter,
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no way
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- Hey. - What?
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Of course about Luke. Did you notice anything different?
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What's your damage, Heather?
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Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
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Nothing. We spent the evening together. We danced, he walked me home,
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- That sounds like dating to me. - But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing.
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When you're with Luke, you are with Luke.
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- If it isn't rabbit, then what is it? - It's duck.
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Oh, well, Grandma, I don't really know what I'm doing this summer yet,
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That's right, Rory's mother was just marveling at the "hey, look over here" approach to the invitation.
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I forgot to mention, we're doing a test run at the inn this weekend.
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- Twenty years. - Twenty years, wow.
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Grandma and Grandpa are coming to the test run together.
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So, inviting them to stay in the inn is going to do what?
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I need to talk to you.
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Anyhow, I'm a little concerned about this invitation, because...
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- Night terrors? - Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye.
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- Why? - Because it was a bomb.
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or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked.
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That way, if you hear anything -- screaming or Russian --
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Fine.
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- What? - Relax, I'm trying to track them down.
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and every single person I hired is fantastic. We're doomed.
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- Terrific. I'll tell the wife. - Okay.
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Oh, Lorelai, the babies that are going to be conceived on this property!
Aired 2 years ago - May 11, 2015

Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

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You should see all the boisterous high-fiving going on all around me. It's sad.
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Just one more final to go, then you'll be free.
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and I never know where we stand on the Jessometer. I've been seeing him.
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you don't need to call me eight different times to tell me. That's clearly overdose.
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Run up, tell him I love him, then run away really fast -- a taste of his own medicine.
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Lorelai, I need your signature on this, please.
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Jack LaLanne. I just googled him. Hi, Cletus.
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figure no one's doing anything about it and do something.
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- Who's the lucky girl? - I'm getting back together with my girl from back home.
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- This is my boyfriend, Chester Fleet. - Oh, hi, Chester. I've heard a lot about you.
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Everyone poured all the alcohol they had left into a bowl and that's what's in the cup.
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- I'll honor you. - Isn't it a great keepsake?
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I don't care what people say.
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Please. They were singing the lumberjack song at the top of their lungs.
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Please, don't feel sorry for me. I'm fine.
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Well, do you still have the big door knockers -- metal with the chipped red paint?
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I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could.
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She's your only child. I know you miss her. She misses you.
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except, like, tigers, but they're retarded.
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I'm so sorry this got dumped on you, but the turkey leg guy knew
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- I need to get some batteries. I'll be back. - Jess! Jess! Come over here and meet my oldest friends.
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- Shake it, doll, shake it. - No, don't shake it in here.
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Keep the change.
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It's "Blossom Deary." You don't like it?
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Any friends left behind to keep you company -- girlfriends, boyfriends?
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- Where'd you say Dad was? - In Philadelphia.
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I didn't know how much detail you wanted to hear.
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- Dad hates raspberries. - No, he doesn't.
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If you're being attacked from the east, attack whoever's to your west,
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You mean, did I hear guys in the background saying, "Get your Philly cheesesteak here?"
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Well, who called Groton?
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Does that doorbell run on electricity? 'Cause that's eating up money, too.
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- Very. - Fine.
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Grandma, hi.
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Graham's family and ours go way back. I remember this young man in diapers.
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Graham mentioned that he and his group were going out tonight to celebrate.
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You're something else, you know that?
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and she's smiling kind of weird, begin evasive maneuvers immediately.
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- You got a piece of paper? - Yeah.
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I look down to look at my bottom half. I don't need a mirror to do that.
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- I need the bathroom. - Just hold on.
Aired 2 years ago - May 04, 2015

Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

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It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
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Maybe if you drank a little less coffee, you'd make a little less lists.
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and also, I'm telling the plumbers that there's no water pressure in rooms 10, 12, and 15.
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- The place isn't stressful. - It's not?
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How can you be so mean to me when I only managed to line one of my eyes?
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Oh. Well... thanks.
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I want a desk and a chair and a bell.
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- But you used glue. I thought with a banister... - Oh, are you gonna kibitz?
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Hey, you want to see the kitchen? The stove is a thing of beauty.
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Michel likes me better. Talk! Just talk!
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She's trying to set me up with Shel, the poultry guy?
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Because they know I'm a loser and I'm destined to be alone.
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All this sad talk is putting a serious damper on my stressing.
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Absolutely not. Political writing confronts your assumptions.
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to triumph above youthful omniscience, so for today,
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What, is he taking confession or something? You can't go.
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There's now travel involved and as soon as news of the trip gets around,
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Will you just let me scan the book?
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And not compromised, stifling, soul-killing love, but open, honest, life-affirming love.
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how to say, "hey, pal, you're worth it.
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I'll bet you felt ridiculous. Some of you may even have been incapable of saying it at all.
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Oh. The wire snapped. I can fix it.
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I know, but Jackson has some concerns about the zucchini crop,
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- I can't! - So why would you say you could?!
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- That's nice, Lindsay. That's real nice. - Whatever, Dean.
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I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.
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Lizzie, I don't know. How am I doing?
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- Okay, you gotta slow down here. - No way. You slow down and you die.
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- Oh, sure, if you want me to. - Want you to? Of course I want you to.
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- very classy for the wedding. - T.J., come on.
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Well, we're gonna have the ceremony right out there in the square.
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Meaning?
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- The court jester. - Yes, the court jester.
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I do believe I heard a knock and someone yelling, "turndown service."
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Well, every time I started watching something that I thought you would like,
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So how's everything at the inn coming along?
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 27, 2015

Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 20, 2015

When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.

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Thank you, Kirk. I'm going to have to mobilize the community.
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- I need to practice more. - You'll get it there.
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What an enormous shock.
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If you'd ordered it from me, I would have guaranteed it. You didn't order it from me.
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It's nothing funny. It is how you stand in these pants.
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The Deans of the world always get the Lindsays.
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- mocking me for how alone I am. - It's mocking you?
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not recently like "metrosexual is a word now" recently, but recently.
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- Who? - The cartoon.
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I was walking down the street, and this giant anvil -- yes, mother, it's a cartoon.
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- That was the word. - I've forgotten your point.
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This is easily the most pointless conversation we've ever had.
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- It's a dog-eat-dog world, Grandpa. - Don't get the wrong idea.
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Is there gonna be a sad little going-away party where he brings in his own cake
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Regardless, I hope you will be kind to her at dinner.
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And forty-seven cents comes to $5. Thank you, Mrs. Cassini.
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Tracy, change out the scoop water. It's an unsightly color.
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Kirk, I just had a spat with my sourball distributor, and I'm not in the mood.
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and the kids had a blast hunting them down, except the Banyan boys.
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- Eggs smell when they decompose. - I just found that out.
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You're being extremely charitable.
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You know, my wife's very excited about the merger, Richard -- very excited.
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Why can't businessmen do deals over air hockey? I am great at air hockey.
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And, Bob, didn't know you were a duffer.
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Fine, fine. You know, she really misses Emily -- misses her company.
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You know, if it's a meal, we men could tag along if they'd let us.
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And it came from him. Who saw this coming?
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There'll be seven of us. That's an unbalanced table, but that's okay. Oh, this is wonderful!
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Yeah, the one from the inn. Do you see what's going on out there?
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I have two papers due, so I'll be in Stars Hollow avoiding the fray.
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- She didn't tell you? - Nope.
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It was. It's just that Lindsay and I really need some extra money right now,
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I think it's a horrible idea.
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- Can't the townhouse wait? - Jeez, lighten up.
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Great. Now you've told me three times. I get it.
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the careful, detailed map of where the eggs are hidden
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but as my way of thanking you, help yourself to lunch at Doose's market,
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at this fine group of volunteers, my heart races with pride.
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- Yes, Joe? - I'm Jewish.
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Inspiring your understandable response of "what?" Thus soliciting their childish laughter.
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but we're going on to find twenty-five... and then thirty...
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Aired 2 years ago - Apr 13, 2015

Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.

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If you can find one big enough.
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- Let's get 'em all out. - Even the guilty ones.
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Oh, I couldn't get away earlier for spring break.
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Oh, no, thank you. I don't think we're gonna do the whole spring break thing.
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I'll try. Actually, I have to run out and get a new bathing suit
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- Are you gonna order? - I did order, and what is with you?
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Hello... stationary. Decide -- yes, no.
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I am not wearing my socks.
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and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I realized
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- Maybe they're Jess' socks. - They are not Jess' socks.
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Show your support for the Burmese prisoners.
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Look at all these hypocrites passing by.
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You know me. You room with me. You should have known.
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Is that a raindrop?
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Paris, you took up the whole thing with your "Hey, Gore,
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It's supposed to be spring. Why is it still cold?
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I don't know what we are, but I am so cold right now
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- Of course I have a bathing suit. - When was the last time you wore it?
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- I have no idea. - Kid, you've got to learn to lie.
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I mean, I don't live here anymore, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.
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I know, I know. It's just it's always the good kids who've never had a drink
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And take Paris with you everywhere. Not much can happen with that girl along.
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Seriously, Paris, get out!
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- Thank god you're here. - Glenn, this is my mom.
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- So, how come Paris is driving? - Are we gonna go through this again?
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It is warm. Are you feeling the warmth?
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Actually, room 9 has a better view, and it's closer to the ice machine.
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Paris Geller, room 9. Remember that.
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Oh, man, look at that. We're right on the ocean.
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You're aces, pal...really. I'm giving the toast at your wedding.
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They'll figure that bed is taken. They will then move on to the couch or the rollaway.
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They should all be wearing Shriner hats.
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- Why didn't you get me up? - I tried, and you bit me.
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You went out and slaughtered a pig between the running and the French toast?
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and you couldn't wait for me to get to the door... this way, you're all set.
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- You sure? - If you want.
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Here- it's over here.
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Thanks, Glenn.
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We have, like, a hundred towels in the room.
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Aired 2 years ago - Mar 30, 2015

Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.

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- I think the eggs were bad. - The eggs are fine, Kirk.
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He knows the exact right jack-to-cheddar ratio.
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Okay, she just said, "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer."
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No, I'm pretty sure about this one.
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This is a newsroom. Do not use the "p" word.
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They're not even clichés like "shouting fire in a crowded theater."
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Look around this room.
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- And my month is up. - What?
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Does the red light mean it's programmed?
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- Ah, there, it's recording. - Well, get over here.
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Your grandmother. She's gone.
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He's completely fallen apart.
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All right, the pugs are up next. They're ugly. Let's do this.
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Mom, do you think he means "mock turtle soup?"
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on exactly how she wants her funeral to be,
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Have to go.
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Heart in the right place, but never again?
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Thank God. He's in his study.
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Mock turtle soup?
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Oh, well, his parents had an ugly sense of humor then.
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Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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and I was disrespectful.
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That woman raised me and she taught me.
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Remember that. I forgot and now I have to live with that for the rest of my life.
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Yes, soup. I have soup.
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But it used to be Martelli's Florist, yes?
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I'm here.
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and two of the pallbearers are no longer with us.
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She was a saint, that woman!
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I'll bring coffee, a Danish. You've never had so much fun with death in your life.
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Yes.
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- Hello? - Hey, it's me.
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What? When?
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I was just getting to know her.
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at least you know you can work yourself up into a very respectable panic attack.
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well, call me if you want to talk or whatever.
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You know, Mom, seriously, I can do more than just hand you stuff.
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Where do you want us to put them?
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Dad's got a Winona in the family? How cool. Who is it?
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Your grandmother is to have an open-casket ceremony,
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When I first found out, I almost had a coronary, but I've accepted it.
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It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
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I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this.
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but I cannot stand by and let you make a terrible mistake.
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but not for you.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 23, 2015

A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.

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You enjoy typing to people more than talking to them?
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and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing
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Okay. What'll you have?
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- It makes it easier to limbo under. - This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo.
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Paper cut.
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For the love of God, I begged you not to touch anything.
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I'm standing in the living room of my very own apartment!
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That is so cool. When do you move your stuff in?
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I had charts and projections. I wanted to take you out to a nice dinner.
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Fine. Okay? That's okay. That's too much.
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- and thank her the next time I see her
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Look, we single-handedly put your restaurant on the map
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You couldn't see the smoke from Stars Hollow? Lettie burned the entrée.
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- It's really not appropriate to go out in. - Well, I did not foresee your burning loin.
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- I didn't say I was going shopping, Richard. - It's an instinct that requires no verbalization.
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- Did you? - Yes.
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A lot of hip clientele. He pointed out Moby to me. He's that bald musician.
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Well, it looks like a caterpillar now. In two weeks it'll look like a bigger caterpillar.
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- They'll be staring at your moustache. - Emily.
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- She speaks. She has the ability. - What's wrong?
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All those e-mails? I'm sorry, but you write less than the people
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that I can never read that are supposed to indicate you're laughing
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What do you look like. Do you look the same?
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Whatever you got. I know you're always busy, but let's do something.
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We're skint -- broke. It's British.
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But it's been so long. How will we recognize each other?
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Look out. Coming through.
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- At the moment, we're hiding from Snuggles. - We are?
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Yeah. Oh, that. I'm fine now.
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I feel like I should spit or hike up my shorts or something.
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Mom and I just wanted to get a nice jump on things today.
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- Lunch? This early? - Our Deano's up at 5:00.
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Hey, let's walk arm in arm like window-shopping ladies do in movies.
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- Oh, that would look great on you. - I love blue.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 09, 2015

Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.

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And then the owner dragged him away by the back legs.
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- It can sleep when I finish my paper. - And then there'll be another paper.
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I love the hot tip of my soldering iron as it liquefies metal and singes the wires...
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Anyone? You know, maybe I misspoke.
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You mean that unsightly girth is nature given?
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- and get confused all over again. - Bitter little woman.
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Yeah, why don't you go sit all alone in your room
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Then you're gonna have to swallow stuff like that and not let it get to you.
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You know, maybe it's not Janet's boyfriend I can't be around.
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Hello? Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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- Wait, hold it. I'm coming. - I assume you're very proud of me. Talk to you later.
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It's certainly as big a moment as, oh, your first baby step and your first fall on your face,
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Everyone is going to be sorry one day -- everyone.
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- Bad time? - No.
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He's offered me a job working on his crew. It's good pay. It's flexible hours.
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Good, I just didn't know where we stood after my wedding and all.
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- So, I guess I'll take the job. - Are you still going to school, too?
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Lindsay and her mom got a good deal on a family plan, so I signed up.
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And you'll have to tell me what that bass thing was that you said.
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Make it a semicolon before the clause about interest rates and keep reading.
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Agnew was Nixon's vice president. You know we're getting a little off the subject.
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Well, this is very romantic. I mean, I'm over here arguing about tile,
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Well, guess who's demanding we all make an appearance at lunch?
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She wants to have lunch -- sorry, a luncheon -- the day after tomorrow.
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If your hair looks a mess, it will be my fault, and I don't need that responsibility right now.
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Yes, she can. She can hear sin and depravity and all sorts of lustful things.
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that Cindy does after she washes my hair. It makes me think I'm in Tahiti.
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Look, it won't take long. It's an easy cut. I'm very low maintenance.
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- Hi, Lorelai. - Hey, Dean. So you're working here?
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- Tom, I gotta tell ya, these pipes. - She's very thrilled about the pipes.
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It's just, in the last few weeks, we've been having some cash flow issues.
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Okay. Let me talk to Tom for a second, hon. We'll clear it up, really. Go, go.
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The thing is, if I don't get paid, I can't pay my guys, then they tend to stop showing up.
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One of Jackson, one of the baby, and two of that stove.
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Are you suddenly on super-fantastic terms with your parents?
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That would be embarrassing.
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- I'm still getting ready! - Then he can sit in the hallway!
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- Do not sit Klee. - It's my place, too.
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Just that she thinks you're not dating, and you are. You are, aren't you? Asher Fleming?
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- Rory. - Oh, geez. Paris, you scared me.
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- Who else did you blab it to? - I didn't blab it. I just told Lane.
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That suite is crowded enough with the four of us, plus the Jolly Green Giant
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but she doesn't belong here, she belongs there. And do me a favor and stop blabbing.
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Don't talk to me about Paris.
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 23, 2015

Max and Caroline find out that one of their customers at the diner is actually a successful photographer who has been keeping a secret.

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Pick up. Tomato soup, house salad.
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No, Max, I'm not powered by double Ds like you.
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She looks like she can't afford it.
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You wouldn't be a stud in a retirement community.
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I live alone, and my plants aren't this needy.
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I think it's important to listen to people.
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- Close the door! - Oh, my God!
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Look. Oh, God!
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Or for the woman that I'm calling right now?
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[hoarsely] Uhh... ah!
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What did she say?
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some old Russian field?
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She said, "I'll see you tomorrow."
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Oh, Sophie, it's just you.
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You know... unless we pay them to.
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Oh! So she wants to die at home.
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True...'cause you just lost me.
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By who, her old boyfriends?
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like a 50-foot python and what's left of the UPS guy.
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Oh, I thought we were going around.
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He even let me stay over once
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No. Before she hit on me.
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I know we don't need to,
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Are Oleg's balls here?
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and because I couldn't find my way out.
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Han, it's the art scene. Class it up.
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Uh, Han, I believe I'll stay here.
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admiring the photo of the happy couple under the bridge.
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She knows everything.
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doesn't mean your life is...
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Now I'm a waitress in Manhattan,
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That's how many time your print has been purchased.
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who said "my smile on the photo
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You're totally a sucess as failure.
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Man, woman, black, white.
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with *** of money you're making from these photos?
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But you can pay me back in another way.
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I never saw your smile as foolish.
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I have a question for you.
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Look, a good photograph
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Look, it's taken me 50 years to be where I am.
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you hold on to that foolishly hopeful smile.
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Why don't we all just stand here quietly
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Shh, please!
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 16, 2015

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.

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Okay, but she better be good.
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They're getting married and I don't have a wedding donkey
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with “No Bueno” written on it.
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We're getting hosed by some other hoes.
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of myself in my waitress uniform.
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in the Eco-Social Dynamics of Western Civilization.
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Yeah, super cute.
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Those shirts. You stole them from us.
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Ashlin, you talk too much.
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And he's gonna kill you.
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We are the charity that it needs to go to.
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I got like, six or seven months before I turn to dust.
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This is so unfair.
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Plus, they have to live with themselves.
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[bell dings]
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You could be his sister.
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Oh, it's Oleg's and my safe word.
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Are you sure?
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of the same name.
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I used to deliver drugs to my mother at work on my tricycle.
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We need to get a lawyer.
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There's food waiting in the window,
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No one's gonna believe Han's our lawyer, anyway.
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Uh-oh.
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Well, no one arrrrrgued with us.
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Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up a suit
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Do it with your left hand so it will feel like someone else?
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Okay, I created my own Cease and Desist order.
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Here. And Han, I hope you're a better actor than Max.
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No Asian was ever named that.
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and turned an orange bath-towel into a turban.
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Han, you stand there and try to look smart.
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and the Waiting For Marriage table.
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Yeah, attention everyone, attention.
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That's like Kanye West trying to raise money for laying low.
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so you could be hands-free to change the channel.
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Let's go. They are making a fortune on us.
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Hey, how did you two get in here?
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And he is holding our Cease and Desist
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He got that CEO guy who admitted he killed his whole family
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but I know a little something about being bullied.
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It's not just the hitting and the name-calling.
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you become just a little less of who you were meant to be.
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Yeah, that's so not cool.
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[cheering]
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 09, 2015

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy’s apartment to recover the rings Caroline left behind after she spent the night.

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'cause that bridesmaid spa day is gonna be rough.
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Maybe I'll get one of my old sorority sisters
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We'll sell some of these at the cupcake window,
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We need to just take some to that new bar
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as to sell T-shirts out of a duffle bag in a bar?
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Feel like the Star Trek: Next Generation bar.
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was with a dude with six fingers.
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They say "cream filled" on the back.
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I've never met a girl at a bar with actual baggage.
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Can you, like, do this for me, just, like, once?
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I suppose a peck wouldn't...
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That was so hot, Max.
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But I know that when Jesus returns,
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Gir-irl!
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I know it isn't a job well done.
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Oleg, can you give us some privacy?
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No!
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And, yes, it was.
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They're half my belongings.
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Look, worst-case scenario, the McRib is gone for good.
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you can break in and get your stuff.
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I also thought Grown Ups 2 should have won the Oscar.
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Self-esteem gone.
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All right.
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What do I do if he's home?
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kind of got you here to begin with.
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No, no, no, no, no! Oh, stop licking me.
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We got another crack addict here!
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Me, myself, spent some time in the juvie system
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Proceed.
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I mean, ISIS who, right?
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for two weeks after we had sex, and I left my rings
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We got a two-week rule over here!
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What am I gonna tell my father?
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Let me guess, our glasses won't be ready in an hour.
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Where are we going?
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- What? - Do it!
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I couldn't even watch The Green Mile.
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your face by the bruiser covered in tattoos
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As long as nobody dies.
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three years in a row, in the 10 to 13 division.
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Sophie, I need you to bail me and Caroline out jail.
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I mean, I don't know if I can.
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Like the old saying, "Tit for bigger tat."
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Yeah! And the penis-shaped pasta?
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 02, 2015

Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie’s apartment until she begins turning away all of his things.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 19, 2015

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg has something big planned for Sophie.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 05, 2015

Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but become suspicious of the work conditions there due to their overly-enthusiastic employees.

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have ever found an ace in their hole?
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and worst factory of all, the cheesecake factory.
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Hi, great news!
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Well, I don't want to clean you out,
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Yeah.
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Hey, there's a need for this. Sometimes, in the fog,
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Yeah, we're really out.
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[gasps] Wow, this is amazing!
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I know, right? Not at American Ace.
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We've been at the diner four years,
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You look like you have money,
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Tall guys with small penises?
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Look, "Ace", we're not about to give you $10,000
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When it comes to factories, so, we're here today to...
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Hey, you know what's cool?
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(Caroline) The employees look happy and successful.
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Come on, let's slip out while Ace has got his head
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So anyways, I'm part owner, and I clean the bathroom.
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Fridays after work, we all hang next door at Tortilla Flats.
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I want to see it, but I want to see a lot of things.
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It's a vagina wig.
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Han, I need to know if I got the texture right,
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Oh, yeah.
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working on my African/American line.
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Well, I guess I was wrong about the factory.
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Once again, I was fooled by ice cream.
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Call the guy, the one who thinks you're pretty.
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in some hair south of the border.
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before the end of the appetizers.
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Hey, tell me, what do you girls like to do?
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out of Rico. He's so preoccupied
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This is Carmen. She works at the factory too.
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but Rico's pit bull doesn't like other girls.
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We have a love that is deep and real,
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Yup... Exactly what I expected.
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I always knew we'd dye together.
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Max, we gotta go. My life can't end wearing grey.
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We just have to show them who's boss.
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and the one in the wheelchair, I'd stay clear.
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Not at all. I mean, come on.
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Look busy, keep your eyes open.
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I knew it! Toddler slaves.
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See, I knew it, you two aren't gay.
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It's... no, no, no, no, no! It's not on.
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Aired 2 years ago - Dec 15, 2014

Max and Caroline get a bank loan so they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. Also, the diner gang poses in Chestnut’s barn as part of a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

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People just got the nothing big they were expecting.
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I figured that's how you always have to do it.
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Mine has a chainsaw.
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Fill a Starbucks cup with vodka.
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Wow, that's the first time protection's
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Well, I got to beat my nemesis, Felka Bobenski.
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or I'm going to give up and go to Radio Shack
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Trying to get caught on security cameras?
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Okay, I hear you. No loan.
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I'd say we ask for $15,000.
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I died in a boat explosion years ago.
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You're the business genius. What do I know?
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The bank's there. Our shirt's in here.
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I'm not in love with you anymore.
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Oh, I have a money-maker and that's not it.
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And there's no reason we can't sell ours for just as much.
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Just trust me, okay?
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We're not allowed to say Christmas.
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It must be hard to not be high and be you.
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Oh, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n... all sorts of "no," okay?
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I'll tell you two what I said to a young Marc Jacobs.
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What are you? American Psycho?
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You also think Michael Buble rocks.
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Ser-i-ous-ly?
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I'll take ten.
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I need to place a rush t-shirt order.
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Sophie is getting the country house
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I need 50 t-shirts by Friday.
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you can help me with?" When did you help me at all?
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Max, we can't give up. We can do them ourselves.
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And a front side that shouldn't be allowed outside.
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Aren't small creatures supposed to be fast?
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You haven't even given me water.
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'Cause those bruises could be from anyone.
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since she woke up mid-coitus last night.
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Otherwise I wouldn't be standing here next to Kim Jong-Only-Done-One.
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Oh, Caroline, this is probably how you feel every day.
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and $25,000 worth of Target Christmas decorations.
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Oh yeah, I hear you, girls.
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for a live nativity scene, which you would all have to be in.
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I can't believe you're in such a good mood with that beard.
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Yeah, you are. But I'm still surprised
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Places everybody.
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Angel, Shepherd, Lady with the beard,
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Voltron?
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How did you know?
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look holy.
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Oh, that's right, Felka.
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Dump the kid, I'll be upstairs.
Aired 2 years ago - Dec 08, 2014

When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.

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Hey, everybody.
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And I'm right here, Earl.
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Would you mind letting us stay upstairs at your place?
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So when are these losers arriving?
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Hi, are you Caroline?
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This one is the girl that I leave this one for.
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Got fired for eating panda express over the thongs.
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Come in. Welcome to "The Williamsburg Experience."
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Question: How do you walk the runway blind?
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So as advertised, this is our sauna.
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I guess I just did.
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I want to get to my college reunion.
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So we've known each other like five minutes already.
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Sophie's apartment is amazing.
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I was getting really tired of hearing how someone thought
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Probably found our account balance on an ATM slip.
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[indistinct chatter]
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They do it a little differently.
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I can't take my eyes off those beers.
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I'm here.
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and we don't want you guys to embarrass us and overreact.
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I really want that "100th birthday" shout out
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You also wore the wrong face, body, and personality.
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so where's that free bra?
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- Yeah? - Yeah.
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My specialty, popsicles.
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to the biggest party in our apartment
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"Go back to sleep"?
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for bras like some bra-less homeless person.
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I thought you were the man with the Greek food.
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No, I stayed in town to spy on Oleg.
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Just kidding, it's yours.
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But you know the old saying:
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or a bible.
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The key is to be on the list, which you are not.
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I've been trying to get out of.
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with my night vision goggles.
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No, they are not!
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Oleg, let me just say this:
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and you are never gonna do better than Sophie.
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(Lily) Caroline! Max! Come down here! Hurry!
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No, it'll just make me hornier.
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You think you're tough?
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But, toilet, I got this.
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Oh, boy.
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without chewing it? Good times.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 24, 2014

Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

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Well, I'm open to getting a new sign that says "closed."
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A three way with Tommy Lee?
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Romantic and will help identify the bodies.
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I poop at McDonald's 'cause I'm a lady.
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we made only $15, right?
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Okay, look, here is $15.
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This is a very big day for me.
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quinceañera dress.
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I signed us up for this seminar.
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This is a business intervention.
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Guys giving me a bump is why they threw me
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I learned from my father, whoever he is.
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Here. Here, Pamela.
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Now, you all are here today
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or Mahatma Gandhi, God.
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When it comes to business,
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Can what you do! Get it?
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Inside those cans, you will find the key
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I like to think of those things you're holding
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that you feel is just bull,
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All right, cool, but is it a long way to the buffet?
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Blame the heavy cream at the fettuccini bar.
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See, I dance.
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Your brilliant business brand.
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Yeah, but they're still cool.
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partners' ships will sail in two different directions,
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I got it.
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and I'll help guide you toward that purpose.
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the rest of our lives.
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was alone on the Tilt-A-Whirl?
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Okay, first of all, it sounds like fart-isan,
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I'd rather go with Fart-isan.
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to make me think we're selling more.
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the word business "bidness"?
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Your big business plan is cupcakes
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So funny if, like, a hot girl was wearing it.
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So how about tomorrow, I'll sail my ship,
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So, Hannah, Todd, go.
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So far, no truth balls.
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Yes, we did.
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She just got out of rehab.
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Okay, well, then I hope you enjoy lots of balls
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I am feeling it!
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Yeah. Oh! All right, all right.
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But, um...
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No, no, no, see, it's a cupcake,
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this seminar is so not worth the $1,000 I paid.
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Max, I don't have to go up there.
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Why Max's cupcakes?
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 17, 2014

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.

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and suddenly, a $5 cupcake is bringing in more money.
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As in, there's no time you should wear those.
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So why are you trying out the fancy mesh tonight?
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So, Chestnut, I was buying some rolling papers
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Now it looks like a contestant on RuPaul's bike race.
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And while you bike, I'll get baked.
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Hey, everybody.
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Ah, Max, I'm so glad you're alone,
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He couldn't get his soldier to stand at attention,
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You don't think it could be me, do you?
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Remember when I said you didn't have to do deliveries?
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But first, business affirmation.
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Caroline, can I talk to you about a private matter,
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You're probably just scared.
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Again, over my head.
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Come on, come on. In or out.
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I can't use the bike, I have to use the car.
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Right.
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and he's laughing at her too.
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Max, are you up?
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Who do you think you are busting in here
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“never having a blonde roommate.”
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Nice kid, solid hopscotcher.
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You mean his dad?
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but then he flipped up over the handlebars
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I saw Tommy's teeth had busted through his cheek.
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Every time I see a bike, I think of his little face
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and 1 out of the 12 jurors agreed.
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and if you get on a bike, I will give you four.
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Oh, hell no!
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out of the side of my face.
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It's fun, see? Whee!
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I have no use for a bar that can't get me drunk.
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Hey, girls.
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and it's pretty hard.
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Maybe try barking at it again.
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and one, “your butt looks good in those jeans.”
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I was too busy knowing how to ride a bike.
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The other one is located right above this bar.
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[Groaning]
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[Bell rings] Table ten. Pick up, Max.
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my cousin in Florida is a good one,
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I think you mean the Ginger ale is out of you.
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Were you able to do the thing, you know, the man does
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Hey, everybody!
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 10, 2014

When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.

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Oh, my God, I used to have room service.
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I will go to my shallow, unmarked grave
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How did my mom ever keep that?
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for parking at the casino.
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Yeah, and I think, uh, he had a little bit of polio.
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I smashed that with a rock and made my own.
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You had four C batteries in your nightstand?
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Oh, I'm sorry, girls.
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and pretty bad.
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I don't know.
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Is that your little Max voice?
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Like I couldn't picture me eating fruit
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This is why you're single, Rita.
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Well, I'm sending T-Rux back to my mother.
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Oh... my... God!
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So bitchy. Love her.
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She couldn't find a man till late in life.
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is a cardboard shanty town outside of big lots.
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I was just offered $500 for T-Rux
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She doesn't get off that easy.
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and take out the floating matter.
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Han, you're kind of a baller around your fish.
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Yup.
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Jack, he's talking to you.
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Thank you so much for seeing us so quickly.
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for the fish money because of me.
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His umbilical cord is a Gucci belt.
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Not to play with, they were used as decoys
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Now while I get my check book, say hello to the Olsens.
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That nice lady out there, giving you everything you want,
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from a ball-peen hammer.
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I mean, all I wanted to do was touch the life-size Barbie.
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But that's "little you" in there, Max.
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Well, I guess he's just gonna have to grow up.
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I got it cheap. It was a foreclosure.
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Oh, yeah, he loves that little house.
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'cause I don't want it to get cold.
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Yes.
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Oh, just say it!
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I can't.
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It's the damn fish's birthday?
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Even at Han's age, which I am guessing
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Caroline will do it for $500.
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Yes, Father Dominic Rosello, please.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, he'll understand.
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I have a whole new respect for every guy
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 03, 2014

Max is embarrassed when she discovers her Tuesday night boyfriend is a DJ at a grocery chain.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 27, 2014

A reality show producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' at their cupcake window.