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Season 5

Aired a year ago - May 12, 2016

When Max and Caroline discover that Han is in hot water after amassing substantial debt that he cannot repay from gambling on women's tennis, the diner gang rallies to help him.

Aired a year ago - May 05, 2016

When Max and Caroline need more space for their renovated dessert bar, they’re willing to do just about anything to convince Angie (Lisa Lampenelli), the brash owner of the pizza place next door, to rent them her back office.

Aired a year ago - Apr 28, 2016

When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn’t sit well with Max.

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I will tell my trainer.
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perfect families on TV like, well, the Brady's,
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And there's this girl here I kind of like.
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so you pretty much have to walk.
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- Um... - I'll take that as a yes.
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Didn't we blow past those week one?
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It's about your future together.
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It's about you and him as partners.
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This is basically my apartment, except our wild birds are alive.
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Technically, it's long for "meh."
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See? I talk about your accomplishments.
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are you a lawyer too?
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but, you know, they're so hard to find nowadays.
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Again, don't quite get it.
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I know your idea of fine dining is a ham and cheese Hot Pocket,
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Lei and I are "post sex."
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Now, before we begin, do either of you
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Our first course is a French delicacy.
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Can't wait to get that bird foot in my mouth.
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It's amazing how full babies can make you.
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Or underwear.
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'cause you need a credit card for one of those city bikes.
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Oh, that sounds so gross. I bet it's great.
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I can't believe we're here,
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Love it and hate it.
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Saturday morning cartoon lineup?
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He's moving here to be with you.
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LENIN: Enjoy.
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Not as fast as I have to get to that bathroom.
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Just start with your normal volume,
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CAROLINE: Restoration Hardware Modern?
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Okay, they were my words.
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Hey, Caroline, please. Just sit.
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Max.
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that time he crapped on the couch.
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I'm so embarrassed!
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Max, if I got used to buying earrings at the AMPM,
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I didn't even know how to react when he moved my chair for me.
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I need to disappear.
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She didn't want to be sick in front of you.
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Wait, here.
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Please stop saying "clam steam."
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every single thing I ate this year.
Aired a year ago - Apr 21, 2016

In an attempt to get to know Max’s world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor license for their dessert bar.

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Caroline, with all your money from Hollywood,
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But they did get us kicked out of an architect's office.
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see your small business.
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You're not using Randy for legal advice.
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I thought I was writing an email to my brother.
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our whole power dynamic.
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Boy, was she surprised to see me naked and alive.
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What do you want to do now?
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Fun fact: those paper towels you see aren't actually paper,
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We can eat pizza and watch dirty movies.
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My mom baby-proofed our house for me.
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Are you referring to sex-calibur?
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I'm good, I had a massage.
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Where's Randy?
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Did you just say "grayest" or "greatest"?
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Really painful!
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You look like you're in a lot of pain.
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Max, I have insurance.
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I'm Carrie! I'm Carrie at the prom!
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Help! Help!
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I thought he was here for a sensible pantsuit
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We need a good doctor,
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You know, I cleaned up some PPO right there.
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and sit down?
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The exact amount of time Caroline's shower took.
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Do you also want to be pinned to that albino's sack, Caroline?
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Did some shopping after you left the ER.
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And not even a whisper of Vicodin for old Maxie.
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I had a time-share with Sean Penn.
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Max, relax.
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It's how I wound up living two years in someone's shed.
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And that lady at table four ordered
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Well, can you make yourself throw up?
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But we're illegal subletters!
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I'll start packing! You saddle up Chestnut.
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I called the landlord about a nail,
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Thanks a lot.
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It's like I'm in a relationship
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We just ignore it, like the rain in my bedroom.
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Hand me my fluids.
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No, no, you listen!
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Okay, that's it.
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and you're not getting kicked out.
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The word "lawyer" makes people crap their pants.
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Thank you so much, Randy.
Aired a year ago - Apr 14, 2016

When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.

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for what I've got dangling.
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I saw the subject heading was "cool stools,"
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of your ex-boyfriend on your phone?
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Be-stop be-talking right now.
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That smell's how I find my way to work every day.
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Good to see you.
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I guess I'll have the sloppy... job?
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That one, sadly, is spelled right.
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Damn it!
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and his body and his muscular-but-not-too-thick neck
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since I accidentally clicked on a "big, beautiful women" porn.
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Max, that never really happened, right?
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and finally, the popcorn that needs no introduction,
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All right, he obviously knows your sweet spot
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Hey, girls.
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What, does Randy have, like, a team of writers
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Oh, yeah, well...
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Hey, I think it's following the salami!
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Or sober for more than an hour.
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And I know I am very curious about the natural light in here.
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And one wants to take me on a cruise.
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(speaking native language)
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The problem is that she's from a very conservative family,
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I'm confused... she wants be a virgin,
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This is a conversation you need to have with a man.
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I need help putting something in my trunk.
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Max, where were you?
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What, you never heard of that?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, and they say I'm the loud one.
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Okay, sure. Outside stuff, got it.
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since I helped my friend escape Scientology.
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Okay, you know what?
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I used to date pros and cons.
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full-fledged AAA member since 1998.
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'Cause it kind of sounds like I'm on trial.
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I thought of another pro for Randy.
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Evie found a small place in Brooklyn she wants you to see.
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ever thought you'd be.
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Sophie, what's a seven-letter word for... oh, hell.
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Oh, you got a job?
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Well, I want my day in court.
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I need to make sure that I can trust you
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Well, I did say that...
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- Well, I... - Answer the question!
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if you think a relationship can work.
Aired a year ago - Apr 07, 2016

When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.

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We give the bakers a sealed envelope with the sex.
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You were either a boy
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What's with all the miniature liquor bottles
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for my idea on how to spend the $250,000.
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[Chestnut chuffs]
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Which is sweet, delicious, and expensive?
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but yes!
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"Let's call Home Depot and ask if they have caulk."
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I know I'm either at Max and Caroline's
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Neither did my mom, which is how I became
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and put a gun to your head,
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We're seeing an understudy?
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♪ And there's no parole ♪
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♪ And nobody calls ♪
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♪ On our baaaaaalls ♪
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♪ 25 to liiiiiife ♪
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and we'll be back with the second half.
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♪ Steel bars ♪
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And this other envelope I use as a makeup bag.
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Who's playing me in your movie, hon?
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I'll admit business has been slow.
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That is a fantastic idea, ladies.
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Wanted to ditch the square, huh?
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Yeah, but you had the dessert bar idea, right?
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She could never be happy doing this whole baking business,
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But she said she was happy about the dessert bar.
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where they have to be really stern with Carol Anne
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I'm just making Sophie's gender cake.
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why don't you go get me the gender envelope?
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and I don't know where it is.
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The $250,000 I'm bringing to the table,
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I've been holding you back?
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Well, this is a historic event.
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If my hair gets involved, we are done.
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That's the headline you go with, Eddie?
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All right, well, here you go.
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Why does every single person keep telling me
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if you want a tennis court.
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Go like this.
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"Hi, Caroline."
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Well, that's the hardest thing I've had to take in all day.
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Look, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Are you sure you didn't tell your dad
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I did count them. There were seven.
Aired a year ago - Mar 31, 2016

The girls’ Hollywood adventure continues as Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned a movie. Also, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, Elliot, and Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.

Aired a year ago - Mar 10, 2016

As Max pet-sits Randy’s dog, Bruno, and Caroline sets up meetings with actresses who are interested in playing her in the potential biopic, Bruno escapes while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.

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I licked a cantaloupe's armpit.
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'Cause this sage is really popping off.
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is that my aura is filthier
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or Jennifer Lawrence will think this is my vibe.
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Yeah, also, "Eat apples, meditate,
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I'm as sweet as the sugar substitute
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You know what?
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That was fast. What a star.
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Yeah, and that's not on my list.
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This is her assistant Tiesha. Please hold.
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She married Eddie Murphy.
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Okay, so unfortch J Law got swarmed by the paps
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We're so close I can see the "ho" of the Hollywood sign.
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Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
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since I saw him licking his own balls every day.
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I can't get a signal. What's your Wi-Fi password?
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Who's Daddy's big boy? Yes.
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Behind the hedge down the hill near this big cactus and... ow!
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I am looking down on all of LA.
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And I'm hoping talking about it
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blowing. Stop blowing.
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Max, I know I said this at the airport Arby's,
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And watch this. Television...
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You don't even have to blow it up.
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and, Max, I have to say,
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Leave us be! We're just trying to live!
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Uh, there's a serial killer on the loose.
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Khloe Kardashian is feeling the burn.
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in a city long overdue for an earthquake.
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The hills are so exclusive.
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I came all the way here to tell you.
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I don't know.
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Ohm.
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that she can't get to me.
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Sounds like a trailer for a Liam Neeson movie.
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If you still have a face.
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I'm sure he's in here somewhere.
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Like men here do with wives.
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- We need to find the dog. - But it's getting dark
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Max, you've been with him four days.
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And I'll go get it.
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Who-who-who-who?
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Usually, I have to push their face away.
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Oh, my God, I did.
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Oh, my God, he has a knife.
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we can throw ourselves off the O.
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You are surrounded! Put your hands up!
Aired a year ago - Mar 03, 2016

Caroline continues meeting with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie, but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Also, Max is being spoiled by her new Hollywood beau, Randy, who sets Caroline up on a date with his friend, Bob.

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My boobs are down here.
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You really like this guy.
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not just some lady who falls out of her tube top on "Cops."
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My healer had to cancel.
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[knocking on door]
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I only date models.
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Anyway, hi.
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not that you're not fun and fabulous.
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- It would really be better if... - I wasn't here.
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You ever heard of it?
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We don't have to do that "jigga jigga damn" thing.
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Jennifer Lawrence wants to play me?
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I've sat next to people before at dinner.
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Did you get to meet the host, I want to say Alex Sajack?
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How about I buy you a lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni?
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[cheers and applause]
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- Bob, meet Caroline Channing. - Nice to meet you.
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I think you mean the time the Stones did heroin with Bob.
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Anybody want to do a little blow?
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Toot, toot. The train is leaving.
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Unless you're a woman.
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You girls like a sister act or something?
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It's just, there's so much story.
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Hey, I've been cut out of a lot of life stories,
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Yeah, we're gonna take off before the next story, Bob.
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and for six months after that.
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When it comes to the movie, I pulled out.
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and I thought, ♪ I want my baby back ♪
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Give me that.
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Mother. I have to call you back.
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I'm... breaking... up aah... ahh...
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Okay, how's this?
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- 20 minutes. - Step out of line.
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My Bob never knows when I'm faking it.
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There would also be no armed guards at HomeTown Buffet.
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with the epi pen.
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All right, screw it.
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Oh, gosh, carpool and fluffernutter...
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I know. I wonder who I'll go home with.
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[phone ringing]
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and I found a series of Home Alone-style traps in my office,
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I don't know. A guy who kind of looks like a girl?
Aired a year ago - Feb 25, 2016

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio’s dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

Aired a year ago - Feb 18, 2016

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

Aired a year ago - Feb 10, 2016

Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.

Aired a year ago - Feb 03, 2016

When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.

Aired a year ago - Jan 27, 2016

When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 20, 2016

Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 13, 2016

When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 06, 2016

Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

Aired 2 years ago - Dec 17, 2015

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club. Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.

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Is there a class I can take?
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Okay, you should have $800
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825? The rent is 850.
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You've been overcharging me rent?
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what else have you not been telling the truth about?
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That's because I sleep in the living room.
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20 warnings, then it's a dead issue.
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"Sat in booth an hour before anyone talked to me.
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Caroline C. from here says,
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So no one cares that
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when that trucker borrowed me for three days.
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Oh no, this isn't one of those escape rooms
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What? Us beating the crap out of you?
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Y'all are volunteering to be locked up in a tiny room?
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you'd be back in Korea.
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How do you... What do you...
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Oh, well, I'm gonna read mine anyway.
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Do I have to escape from this too?
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It takes a lot to shock... Aah!
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than Paula Deen on Dancing with the Stars.
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Sophie, you can't be here right now.
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I'm feeling angry, scared, and both of Max's boobs.
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Hey, I'm starting to like this now.
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Wow, you're no whoever that guy is, Oleg.
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There are 26 letters in the alphabet.
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Wait, in Einstein's famous formula E=mc2,
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Sophie and I only watch the hard-core porno version.
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I think it's the same guy as before.
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What rhymes with "kick in the crotch"?
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It's what Earl's doing right now.
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This Groupon has already paid for itself.
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Dongs. The answer is dongs.
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Schwarzenegger's is big, Fox's is small.
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getting ripped off by my roommate.
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so hush.
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All right, FYI,
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You've got 15 minutes. It's 45 that you lack.
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The fat twins?
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if I have to see Oleg so much as honk one of her boobs,
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Okay. I am sorry.
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This is a bigger bust than Max's future.
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Ooh, I'm next!
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Rabbits? No.
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Okay, I'm gonna be real honest with you right now.
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Okay, Oleg, now it's time.
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Aired 2 years ago - Dec 10, 2015

The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

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I am simply I, and I cannot be labeled.
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I like to think of us more as an Ike and Tina.
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on 8th Street.
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But who wants to be surprised by a little weenie?
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You're not my advisor at The New School.
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People are gonna see our adorable labels
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who bought my kids.
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He is right here. Bag it!
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Oh, I see what this is.
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I think Kathy Bates is really mad at us.
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You went on Tinder?
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Well, preschooled us.
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Reminds me of my Aunt Schmirna.
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who didn't want to serve a member of the LGBTQ community.
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The gays are steaming mad.
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Yeah, and good luck shopping for dog clothes.
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I look like Donald Trump
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Bad news: they're aggressively protesting your cupcake shop.
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No cake equals hate.
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Hey, all right, come on now.
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This little business is our dream.
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♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪
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No cake equals hate.
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I'm gonna go talk to them, set them straight.
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I'm gonna open this window and tell them to screw off.
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What happened?
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and that one day she'd pick me up
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Attention, everyone.
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I'm a bit of a chick magnet.
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Oh, I'm not a little person.
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Hi. Excuse me.
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would have the back door covered.
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Is there a Mrs. L.L.Bean?
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We're in town for a convention on Sunday.
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The Brawny paper towel guy just saved our asses.
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for the leader of our family,
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Good afternoon, family.
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Um, I think there might be one more F
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wholesomely, of course, for the family.
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Don't be shy. You two girls went up
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Come on.
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for $10,000!
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Every night this week, I have wept in the arms
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Thank you.
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Come close so I can present you
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I'm streaming a little in my pants
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the scientists, the hop-hop lovers,
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 26, 2015

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 19, 2015

When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.

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gets to be inside you for nine months.
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Yeah, but the G doesn't stand for 'Gina.
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Max, what are we gonna do without a working shower?
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so I can make it to my ideal body workout.
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but last month they littered in Korea,
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why didn't you tell me a shower could be this good?
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While you were meeting water for the first time,
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And, uh, don't forget my new hat.
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because Harlow ate a jar of Play-Doh."
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you're talking about?
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'Cause it's like your booty just instinctively knew
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Did you forget we're doing 30 days of sweaty selfies?
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No, and we bought him a car.
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a one-day pass, and it doesn't fly,
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How high are you right now?
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Swipe, swipe, swipe.
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Yep, and everything about me is healthy and green.
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Aw, look at that. I'm really proud of her, girls.
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I love it, yeah.
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Yeah, you can't take it anymore.
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He's all we have.
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about your discount yoga pants.
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This one?
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Hey, ladies, look.
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but I guess showered Max doesn't have it in her.
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Now where's ginger?
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Well, man up. I'm balls deep in three gut busters over here.
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After class, you relieve me.
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Oh, you want this?
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Hey, mami, I just heard those two rich moms
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Feel that nice long stretch.
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Good, now try and hold it. That's right, Caroline.
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- Hey. - Max.
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I finally found something to make me feel good
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Namaste.
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Those two moms didn't do anything.
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How about I buy you ladies each a Sex on the Peach?
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You tooted. Floated an air biscuit.
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You mess with the bull,
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Wanna design a juice for me?
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It's my father's Ponzi scheme all over again.
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so I'm gonna have to let these two rich bitches have it.
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Aired 2 years ago - Nov 12, 2015

Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.