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Season 1  "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (1)"  1x23

Aired 11 years ago - May 07, 2012

Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 1
Awesome. Put me down for a Hayek. More storage space for candy.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 2
Oh, come on, Max, giving birth over toilet? That is very you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 3
We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 4
So, Oleg, you now have a town-car business?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 5
I do say that a lot, but I think it's kind of charming.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 6
If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 7
[PHONE RINGING]
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 9
- Oh. Okay, well, Monday at 4. - There's no Monday at 4.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 10
[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll see you on Monday.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
...for her to go out to the prison to see him before he's moved.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 12
Why is he still the only news story out there?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 13
Shake your hand and wish you well as you have been through so very much."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 14
No. As much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 15
Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 16
Wall me.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 17
Max, I'm trying to sleep. Take your boots off.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 18
Your breath is like you went down on a brussels sprout. Tip your head that way.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 19
Well, I'm hardly famous.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 20
It can't be to eat. He's "made it." He eats "made it food" now.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21
- Oh, moving? To where? - Manhattan.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 22
Uh, we're gonna talk it over with her at the Met Gala Ball Caroline got invited to.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 23
You know, I'm doing pretty well as an artist myself.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 24
Nothing ever does work out for us. I hear myself saying that stuff...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 25
I knew there was a reason I took that from the townhouse.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 27
No. Every year, I give money to charity...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 28
As I said, we're in a bit of a rush. We might move quicker...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 31
...and I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 32
Max, I have two sore spots: trusting men, and here...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 33
who lives 4 feet from the oven But otherwise, twinsies.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 34
- And you drive me crazy. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Marines.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 35
He takes too long to come.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 37
Hello, officers. We're on our way to the ball down the street. We were wondering...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 38
Thanks, Officer Hot and Officer Hotter.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 39
No, I screamed because I saw the couple...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 40
Shh. Yes, and I personally called the RSVP number. It has to be there.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 41
...until we get the Caroline Channing situation under control.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 42
I knew that was gonna happen.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 44
- Man, it's hot. - You're a waiter, not a weatherman.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 46
And by then, the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and Tic Tacs.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 48
Yeah, why?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 49
Boobs that he can never have now that he's getting married.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 50

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 2
Oh, come on, Max, giving birth over toilet? That is very you.
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 3
We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 4
So, Oleg, you now have a town-car business?
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 5
I do say that a lot, but I think it's kind of charming.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 6
If I had that job, I'd be asking someone to please hold a gun to my head.
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 7
[PHONE RINGING]
#7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 8 #8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 9
- Oh. Okay, well, Monday at 4. - There's no Monday at 4.
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 10
[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll see you on Monday.
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 11
...for her to go out to the prison to see him before he's moved.
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 12
Why is he still the only news story out there?
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 13
Shake your hand and wish you well as you have been through so very much."
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 14
No. As much as I want to, I can't go. Everybody hates me.
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 15
Close it up, Max. Put me in the wall.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 16
Wall me.
#16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 17
Max, I'm trying to sleep. Take your boots off.
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 18
Your breath is like you went down on a brussels sprout. Tip your head that way.
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 19
Well, I'm hardly famous.
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 20
It can't be to eat. He's "made it." He eats "made it food" now.
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 21
- Oh, moving? To where? - Manhattan.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 22
Uh, we're gonna talk it over with her at the Met Gala Ball Caroline got invited to.
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 23
You know, I'm doing pretty well as an artist myself.
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 24
Nothing ever does work out for us. I hear myself saying that stuff...
#24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 25
I knew there was a reason I took that from the townhouse.
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 26 #26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 27
No. Every year, I give money to charity...
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 28
As I said, we're in a bit of a rush. We might move quicker...
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 29 #29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 30 #30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 31
...and I left my Tom Cruise man-heels at home.
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 32
Max, I have two sore spots: trusting men, and here...
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 33
who lives 4 feet from the oven But otherwise, twinsies.
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 34
- And you drive me crazy. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Marines.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 35
He takes too long to come.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 36 #36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 37
Hello, officers. We're on our way to the ball down the street. We were wondering...
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 38
Thanks, Officer Hot and Officer Hotter.
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 39
No, I screamed because I saw the couple...
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 40
Shh. Yes, and I personally called the RSVP number. It has to be there.
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 41
...until we get the Caroline Channing situation under control.
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 42
I knew that was gonna happen.
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 43 #43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 44
- Man, it's hot. - You're a waiter, not a weatherman.
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 45 #45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 46
And by then, the girls are crying and begging me for wisdom and Tic Tacs.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 47 #47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 48
Yeah, why?
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 49
Boobs that he can never have now that he's getting married.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 23 (S01E23) - 50 #50