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Action, Comedy, Crime

DESCRIPTION

A single-camera ensemble comedy following the lives of an eclectic group of detectives in a New York precinct, including one slacker who is forced to shape up when he gets a new boss.

Season 1

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 25, 2014

Jake’s investigation of philanthropic civic leader Lucas Wint is shut down by Commissioner Podalski. Still determined to crack the case, Jake enlists Amy and a reluctant Captain Holt to help him uncover more evidence, to help him uncover more evidence, even if it means facing suspension. Meanwhile, Charles is devastated over pre-marital problems with Vivian, and Gina knows just how to cheer him up. MORE -LESS

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 22 (S01E22) - 1
Peralta, do you have any evidence to support your suspicions?
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But just for the record, I think you're both wrong.
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the depth and complexity of my thoughts,
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All of my breakups have been completely mutual.
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Sarge and I will cheer up Charles.
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What? No.
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We were gonna grind.
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Look, Podolski is wrong. Wint is guilty.
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Oh, crap. Where'd he go?
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Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
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I'm Amy Santiago, and I'm done talking.
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You're on administrative leave.
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I got a confidential informant I need you to meet.
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My internal GPS has been recalculating for a week.
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as a charitable donation in their account book.
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I know I'm asking you to stick your neck out, but please trust me.
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Present.
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Have you ever been dumped?
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Look at us, three rogue cops
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I will... Not.
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Now, we're going to have to go through this point by point.
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I'm gonna charm her.
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Yeah, come on in, Boyle.
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Take a plate and smash it.
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We can't just go in there in our uniforms.
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According to the community center calendar,
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Upstairs is closed to the public.
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Okay, I'll see you in a little bit.
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Add stuff. Embellish your asses off.
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I only heard Detective Peralta talk about Lucas Wint once.
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I'd just like the record to reflect
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Okay, we begin with a free-dance period to the spicy sounds of rumba.
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- Okay. - Ho, hoo.
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How did you get so amazing at dancing?
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He...
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God, that guard by the door will not move.
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Dance, dance, dance, dance.
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So glad no one heard me say that.
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I have nothing.
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And your grandmothers' little dogs.
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We believe that Wint has ties to the Ianucci crime family.
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We'd like you to be yourself.
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His cover story is that he was fired.
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Peralta doesn't have the authority to do any of this.
Aired 3 years ago - Mar 18, 2014

When Jake gets the weekend off, he decides to take on a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, but with the help of Terry, the two try to crack the case once and for all. Meanwhile, Amy plans a romantic trip with Teddy and Gina and Rosa let Charles in on one of their best-kept secrets.

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 1
What are you doing in here? Talking to Vivian.
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It's always to tell Vivian, "bitch, get your life right!"
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Can you release my arm?
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Sounds like you two have a wonderful lesbian vacation planned.
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I volunteer all my time.
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I'll just tell the Captain I made a mistake, and he'll understand.
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I am the King of origami napkins.
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Or maybe case 52ABX-DASH-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
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No witnesses, no leads, minimal evidence.
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I've always wanted to solve that case.
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Nate Dexter was a small-time crook who pissed someone off.
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Except our attitudes.
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the harder the solve the sweeter the solve.
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We need to tell Charles about Babylon.
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[Whispering] I shouldn't tell you this,
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(Jake) All right, convict.
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We're making progress!
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The next chart shows the drop in the crime rate
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I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled.
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He's in the infirmary.
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good name for my debut hip-hop record.
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There used to be a transit police squad down here.
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a zebra-skin rug, and the toilet paper is, mm, triple-ply.
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Blood pact! Ahh!
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You know anything about the murder of Nate Dexter?
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You were right.
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It still hurts, but I can make it till tomorrow.
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But that's not gonna work...
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He's a good, good dude.
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I pushed pretty hard.
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Where's what?
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[Mouthing words]
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It's, like, the fifth time.
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You think my husband killed him, but I guarantee that's impossible.
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We had a lead, now it's dead.
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Neither of us can understand you at all.
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and I made plans to go to the Berkshires with my boyfriend.
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Oh, no.
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No! What?
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Charles betrayed us and I will make him pay for it.
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Ask me a question.
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She makes me all of us feel things!
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I don't know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work,
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What happened to you?
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She doesn't know who killed Nate Dexter.
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Come with me.
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I was just not asking the right questions.
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Sophia's husband.
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Ho-ho! Right?
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How'd you do that?
Aired 3 years ago - Mar 11, 2014

Charles asks Jake to be the best man at his wedding, a role that requires Jake to be supportive in important wedding decisions, ranging from cake tasting to floral arrangements. Meanwhile, Terry, Amy and Gina support each other as they start a new extreme diet and Holt helps Rosa make a sincere apology.

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 04, 2014

The precinct heads to Tactical Village Day, a mandatory training course in which all regional precincts compete. While there, Amy runs into Teddy, a fellow officer she used to date. Meanwhile, Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone and Rosa is pissed at Charles for not inviting her to his wedding.

Aired 3 years ago - Feb 25, 2014

Jake's crushing debt finally catches up to him, and he is in danger of losing his apartment, unless Gina can find a way to bail him out. Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords hold performance reviews for the entire precinct, and Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with one of the weekend squad officers.

Aired 3 years ago - Feb 11, 2014

Detective Boyle's new romance has upped his swagger, but Jake intervenes before his colleague goes "Full Boyle" and gets too serious, too soon, with his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rosa and Amy have trouble taking a costumed citizen crime-fighter seriously, and Captain Holt has a new opponent.

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 1
Truly odie to america's garfield. Mm-hmm.
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Gonna write, "charles loves v."
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Way too fast, and it always ends in heartbreak.
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I know when I'm going full Boyle.
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I'm busy right now, working on this...Excuse.
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Thanks, you guys. I'm gonna miss this place.
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People will respect my authority.
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No? Okay.
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Who has trouble finding love for himself.
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If this will convince you, more than happy.
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And spoon-feed you caviar.
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You really care about this little club, huh?
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[laughter]
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Find out everything you can about this jensen.
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Probably. That's great.
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Hey, can I have my phone back, please?
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Are springing out of me like a fire hose.
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Hey, can I get your file
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He's been perching on rooftops at night,
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Yep, be nicer to virgins.
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In the netherlands.
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With sunglasses and roller skates--
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We're all set for the double date tonight.
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We don't have to talk at all.
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[imitating gunshots]
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I love your dress. Aww.
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Let's eat.
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[chuckles] oh, no.
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Oh, good idea.
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But it's like, at a certain point,
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(gina) on behalf of captain holt: Floorgasm.
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(gina) did you like it?
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Do you want a president who struggled against all odds
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My stomach is in flux.
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Definition of inside-out.
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I know. I borrowed the waiter's phone
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Sarge, you made your point.
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He refuses to cooperate with you.
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Do you know what gravitas sounds like?
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He hasn't spent the last 25 years
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(brian) thank you all for your time.
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[uproarious laughter]
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That is why I withdraw my name
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But I will impeach you, if necessary.
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Speaking of, here is your coat.
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No, charles! Well,
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[both screaming]
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How you holding up?
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Ahh, it's so sticky, but it feels so good.
Aired 3 years ago - Feb 04, 2014

The officers in the precinct head over to Holt’s house to celebrate his birthday, but they wind up making a poor impression on his husband.

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I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.
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You're gonna say is we can't be late.
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You said so many things about shorts, I got confused.
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That will be $1,600.
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Ah, welcome.
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Evening, so glad you could make it.
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Our home has a "no shoptalk" policy.
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No, we haven't, and we need to.
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That's right, yes. I head the classics department.
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And let the detectives settle in?
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We've been here all of four minutes,
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That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
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That's great stuff.
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Don't worry, it's just, like, hats and scarves and stuff.
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Keep a low profile, chuckle at anecdotes.
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Okay.
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Or was it three weeks? No, four.
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Stop eating crab wrong!
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I'm vivian ludley. I work with Kevin.
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Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika...
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No, hey! My notes!
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Nope. How 'bout you?
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I was thinking how I would make the perfect american president,
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Oh, man, it's black Tom Selleck and white Sidney Poitier.
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Can I help you?
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The 1950s movies that are from the '50s.
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Come on! Why doesn't my life always work out perfectly?
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This song gets to me every time.
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Bu-u-u-ooh...
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One time, I had coffee-flavored ice cream.
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We were discussing-- yes, so interesting,
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Excuse me one second.
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But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once.
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At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing:
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Oh, I didn't buy it. It came with the house.
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But clearly, I have only scratched the surface.
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Seriously? Hold this, I gotta go.
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What are you doing here?
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I cannot believe you would both violate
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Your employees are the ones putting a damper on the party.
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No! Get away!
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I made you invite them because I like them.
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Occupied?
Aired 3 years ago - Feb 02, 2014

Jake and Amy investigate a string of hotel robberies together, but Jake turns on her when he finds out she may leave the Nine-Nine to work in the Special Crimes unit with “The Vulture”. Meanwhile Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords strategize to make the precinct more efficient.

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 21, 2014

On his first task back in the field, Terry busts a steroid ring, and in doing so, takes cues from Jake on how to harness his emotions. Meanwhile, Amy and Rosa help solve a breaking-and-entering case at Gina's apartment.

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
I'm fine, but I suffered the loss
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You think these buffoons can help?
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Could you ask Scully to return my thumbtacks?
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Let's talk strategy later tonight at my house.
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No, I really do.
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Sorry I'm not rich like you, miss 1%.
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$160 in cash, one TV,
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No, I can't, silly sue.
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Sorry about the mess.
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You know, I just want to let you guys know
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We can't let anything bad happen to him.
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for having his year-long freak-out, but I get it now.
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If you have concerns, maybe you should talk to Terry about it.
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Well, I say we slow-play it.
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I got your back.
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Jake, I promise. I'm good.
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Crime tech report from your apartment came back.
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Should I buy a handgun?
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Yes, that is it's definition.
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I was the strongest kid in my camp seven summers in a row.
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of the water fountain by two degrees.
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Well, according to my new cloud-based scheduling system,
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The longer we wait the more likely our cover gets blown.
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You Trent?
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Two...
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You're not even moving. Let's go.
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Don't do this.
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He asked to borrow my squat belt, I told him no,
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I didn't. Brooklyn bulk fitness.
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Or did you compromise an investigation
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I didn't get much sleep.
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How do you know if your husband's a murderer?
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Sporm. Out.
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There is...
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Except now the ebony falcon is monogamous
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You're talking right now!
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Experience the future of cloud-based scheduling.
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He always makes last-minute appointments,
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Are you sure I shouldn't go get him?
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The whole team is running smoothly and perfectly
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was the girl with the dragon tattoo.
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and you weren't cops, wouldn't you be scared?
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This has taken a strange turn.
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a.K.A. me, here at 10:00.
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that I definitely told Charles to tell you about.
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You gonna talk to me now?
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I don't want your daughters growing up without a dad.
Aired 3 years ago - Jan 14, 2014

Jake and Amy’s ongoing bet about who can make more arrests comes to a close. Meanwhile, Charles receives the Medal of Valor for getting shot in the line of duty, but the pain medication he is taking causes him to reveal his true opinions about his colleagues.

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 07, 2014

Jake is interested in one of Rosa's perps, Doug Judy who has information about the "Pontiac Bandit," a car thief whom Jake has been tracking for years. Meanwhile, the station tries to accommodate a scooter-bound Charles' every need when he returns to work, but he proves to be too much to handle. And Captain Holt struggles to find a home for two puppies. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Dec 03, 2013

Captain Holt receives death threats and Jake is put in charge of his security, a job he enjoys and abuses as much as he can. Meanwhile, Amy attempts to get the precinct to take a Christmas photo for Holt, but a lack of enthusiasm and Rosa's refusal to smile defeats her efforts. Also, Sergeant Terry Jeffords gets his mojo back.

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and I will be willing to put my life at risk for this man
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Why are you going on a singles cruise?
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Hey, what say you we grab a drink?
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I'm impressed, Charles. That's very mature.
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But we can make him the greatest Christmas card of all time.
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(Amy) Don't worry, sergeant. We'll add you in later.
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I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf.
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watching, protecting, bossing you around.
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Let me do some recon. [Grunts]
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Sergeant Jeffords, thank you for coming in today.
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Good. But for today, let's... fixate on those fears.
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Do you know why I chose you to be my security escort?
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you can come to my mom's.
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You can just throw your jacket in the closet.
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[Indistinct mumbling]
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I'd like to text my husband
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Fine.
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All right, so here's all the pictures of Rosa
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Guys... I got this.
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Next time, I break it off.
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A fun safe house is a safe safe house.
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Wow, I would not have guessed that.
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I order you to be quiet. [Sighs]
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Liquor store, holdup, gun, die.
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You texted Boyle when you told me
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Boyle?
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and it just moved.
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Ah! This is just like Christmas at my parents' house.
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"You will drown in your own blood."
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Colin Haimes, the freestyle killer.
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had such cool names?
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I'm finding Haimes alone.
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and here's what it says.
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I don't wanna involve you, or Boyle, or anyone.
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And after that swim, I might take another swim.
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Right.
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Thank you, sir.
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Haimes was released two weeks ago.
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I know there's no point in telling you not to come,
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If things go south, I just want you to know
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I have a backup flight in four hours.
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[Melodic ringtone]
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When this is all over, we should take a train trip together.
Aired 3 years ago - Nov 26, 2013

Amy wants to host a Thanksgiving dinner for the entire precinct, but it turns into a holiday disaster when Holt and Jake have to leave to go catch a perp. Boyle steps in to save Turkey Day.

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- Scully. - Hey-a, Sarge.
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your ornamental cornucopia,
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It's not a big deal.
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Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you wanna suck up to Holt?
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Same to you, Your Honor.
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No, there's nothing.
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to celebrate this holiday like a normal person.
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Thank you, Boyle.
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Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
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I have to practice my toast.
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I'd rather spend Thanksgiving at your house than with my sister.
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He's here! Okay, he's here, everybody. Be cool.
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Nice work, you two.
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run to appliance stores and trample each other to death.
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I want you to toast. Now I wanna eat toast.
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when they think no one's watching.
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- Good idea. - And if's none of them,
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who gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning.
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There were two men released from holding today
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Good. Did that. Now punch it.
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- (Scully) Amy, the toilet's overflowing. - What? Ew!
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Terry, you said you ate the whole turkey.
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I'm a textbook people-pleaser. I have a serious problem.
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But it does say, "Boyle believes obvious lie."
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- The murder of his wife. - Peralta, take this seriously.
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(Jake) I'm vegetarian. Eating meat is murder.
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Please refrain from make believe this time.
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forgot about a form we need you to sign.
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Excuse me.
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It can all go away so quickly.
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But he didn't do it.
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- My bookie has it. - Yes!
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I'll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
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- Tommy, can we order some food? - The cook's gone. I sent him home.
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I was ordering a drink called "A Rough Night."
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[Overlapping chatter]
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- There is nothing here. - Don't worry, guys, I found food.
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- There, the one with the water stain. - There's a lot of food up there?
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No, this will not be our Thanksgiving.
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Put it down!
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The money was still in the bookie's safe. All the numbers match.
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Look, Jake.
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so I guess I'm stuck with my awesome old traditions.
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Hey. What are y'all doing here?
Aired 3 years ago - Nov 19, 2013

When Sal's Pizza burns down and the fire marshal quickly assumes that the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation, Jake does everything in his power to prove him wrong, even if it means stepping out of his jurisdiction. Meanwhile back at the precinct, chaos ensues when a computer virus publishes everyone's browser history.

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So my command is your command.
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for "magic-themed singles night"?
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Ropesburg P.D. Offered me a job
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but it doesn't seem like it's worth it...
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"Mouth-feel"? What is that?
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but Boone is King doofus of doofus island.
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My name is savant.
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Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!
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Use Gina. She's my assistant,
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Wow, it's like watching meet the press.
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file that for you, Jake?
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The first dollar bill I ever made.
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Yeah, of course.
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then we'll move on to the rest of your competition,
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Cone.
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- Nope. - Weird.
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Me? No, I am just filing evidence, sir.
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In a word, yes.
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A little gasoline... fah! A little match.
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But way more importantly, I did a little research,
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This is a dead end.
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Well, I know my way around a computer, that's for sure.
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But seriously, what's your favorite Jay-Z song?
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Yeah, we're all just calm, cool, collected...
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That's just gross.
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Oh, my God, enough.
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These firemen are not moving.
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The son is adopted. Your wife is in a coma.
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He's a cute kid.
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Aah!
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What's going on is that Peralta
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Get off him, Boone! You big marshmallow!
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for Detective Peralta's actions,
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He overstepped his jurisdiction.
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Captain reads my blast.
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Halfway through our last season, he left me and my mom,
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Just leaves his son like that?
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But first, let's hug like men.
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What's going on?
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Hi, sergeant.
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because this is the most boring place on earth.
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But I'd go with Simon Walker.
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is gonna handle that?
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Fine, what was with the flossing?
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Captain, turn your greatest weakness
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so I bet he'd love a steady paycheck
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because I've spent most of my adult life hating you
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Looks like it was jimmied open with a crowbar.
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- Did you get it? - Uh-huh. My turn?
Aired 3 years ago - Nov 12, 2013

Jake's dream comes true when he gets to spend the day with his hero, Jimmy Brogan, a former crime reporter. But the dream becomes a nightmare when Jake's comments about Holt and the precinct are considered "on the record." Meanwhile, Terry and Charles try to teach Rosa how to be less terrifying on the witness stand.

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"Unload." Great choice of words.
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Why? I'm fine on the stand.
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[Taps gavel] Ms. Diaz.
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Oh, good God, why do you smell like an ashtray?
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to the perp's IP address. Got it.
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A mafia thug pried both his kneecaps off
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Sit up straight, all right? Be aware of your hands, okay?
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I know how to blink.
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Maybe I should roll over there, help out.
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and an openly gay man like me...
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They were great detectives. I mean, they were legit.
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Could he really light a matchstick on his face?
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Pfft! I eat coffee grounds.
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Eh, it's not... bartender.
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Look who's here.
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"Who's the friend of yours with the ping-pong?"
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Throw it! I believe in you.
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Well, I'm around.
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Boyle, pull it together.
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That's actually my wedding suit.
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Hey, Jake. You've been alive forever.
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and declared bankruptcy.
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distract you from your work.
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What? No, no. Why did I use this algorithm?
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All right, so if we ignore all these fraudulent purchases
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I'm glad you could be here for this.
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Hoo! Yeah!
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fighting against the rising tide of hair bags.
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but you, sir, are old-school.
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She's dressed right. We coached her.
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I caught Mr. Ladd physically beating his boss
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Brogan just sent me the quotes he's gonna run.
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We were just hanging out, being old-school.
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Those quotes cannot run.
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I look like a psycho up there!
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to your happy place.
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[Slurps] Mmm! Carbonara!
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Is that something people wanna do?
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I was clearly not in control.
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All right, I will talk like a man.
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but you don't know who initiated the fight.
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From things that I said about this precinct
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Yeah. But that caveman kinda had it coming,
Aired 3 years ago - Nov 05, 2013

When Jake makes an arrest without a lot of proof, he only has 48 hours to collect evidence, or else the "perp" will be released. After his unsuccessful interrogation of the suspect, Jake forces his co-workers to spend their weekend helping him crack the case. So, while the team is stuck at the precinct, Charles judges a pie contest between Gina and Rosa, and Holt helps Terry look better in the eyes of his in-laws. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 years ago - Oct 22, 2013

It's Halloween night, a busy time of the year for any police precinct. Amy detests the holiday, and is not thrilled when she has to don a costume to go undercover on street patrol with Charles. Back at the precinct, Jake bets Captain Holt that he can steal his Medal of Valor before midnight, which results in him bringing out some costumes of his own. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 years ago - Oct 15, 2013

A detective from Special Crimes, takes over Jake’s nearly solved murder case and steals his thunder. Over a few drinks, Jake enlists the precinct to get revenge and find the murder weapon before “The Vulture” does. Across town, Captain Holt and Gina help Terry get re-certified to carry a gun.

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And I am choosing Charles because he's the least likely
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so my tactical skills are a little rusty.
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Another incident?
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We'll go after work to a private range.
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(Jake) I know we've gone over this before,
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does not have a secret knife-hiding place.
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Thank God! Here, hold this.
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I think it's something spiral, like a corkscrew.
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Oh! Hello, Peralta.
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Yo, how much you bench, seriously?
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Yes, Boyle, I put that together from context.
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Oh, congratulations, Detective Boyle.
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Oh, yeah? Did Nancy drew solve a lot of murders?
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What was it, six hours?
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Thanks, champ. Good effort.
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Me too. But he's kind of hot.
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One, two...
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I got it from here.
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Best idea gets 50 bucks.
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(Gina) Like this?
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Now, what stance am I supposed to be doing...
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Why are you counting my shots?
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You only have one hit until you get recertified.
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(Jake) All right. Here's what we're up to.
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Thank you, Charles.
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That could take weeks.
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Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
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(Holt) Look, I understand that you're upset.
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Why is Jake smi... Why are you smiling?
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Okay, screw it. I'm in.
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and it was not the first time.
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But I just get so excited,
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So then iceman says, "you can be my wingman any day."
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90 seconds later, wife goes down to the doorman,
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No, you're the husband. The husband had the affair.
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No, we checked the trash, like, ten times.
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Toss the corkscrew out the window,
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That seems a little harsh.
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I can't see far enough down.
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We're cops. Broad shoulders!
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I hope you take the shot.
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Only, maybe he just bumped up against the panel
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[Screaming]
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So we get the collar, not major crimes.
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And starting now, I will be.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 08, 2013

Much to the team's annoyance, Jake hits on an attractive medical examiner, Dr. Rossi, at a crime scene and holds up the autopsy report. He learns his lesson when Dr. Rossi turns out to be more than he bargained for. Meanwhile, Amy's purse-snatching case is stalled when the sketch artist is out sick, but she discovers that Sgt. Jeffords has hidden artistic talents. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 years ago - Oct 01, 2013

Jake has a slew of unsolved cases that he can't seem to close, and the other detectives don't want his losing streak to rub off on them. Meanwhile, Holt asks Amy to run lead on the Junior Policeman Program for at-risk youth, and she enlists Rosa and Gina's help. Also, Boyle helps Sergeant Jeffords with a special case he cannot solve.

Aired 4 years ago - Sep 24, 2013

When Jake is late for roll call, Captain Ray Holt assigns him to a graffiti case that Jake feels is below his level. However, when the culprit turns out to be the Deputy Commissioner’s son, the case becomes a major problem. Meanwhile, Gina’s psychic friend visits the precinct and gets inside Charles.

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Well, it's surprising because you would think
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is a psychic, and she's ready to help you.
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And I did.
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on ladies' footwear.
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So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?
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What's insane is how you refuse
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Okay.
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Did he let you play your mixtape?
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She was right. She died two years later.
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Say "thank you," Charles.
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Say hello to Harvey Norgenbloom,
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But the sandals define Harvey.
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and I'm not gonna let you screw it up
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And when you show me that you can do your job...
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every part of the job perfectly,
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Hi, so I was able to procure that $50 after all,
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Writing a perfect report.
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It was nice working with you. [Laughs]
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You know what they don't teach you at the academy?
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about my life.
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Where was it?
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Sorry this is taking so long.
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My name is banana fartman, md.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
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Mm-hmm, she said "blue" and "yellow," Charles.
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Oh, little boo-boo.
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Hey, look at this.
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I'm not sure how things work here,
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Or we could round down to 20,
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Are doing tonight?
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[Sighs]
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I mean, my report has over 25 pages
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and making this call is part of your job.
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Man, you were totally right about the cocaine,
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and getting seriously injured.
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he fires me, and I spend the rest of my career
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she's kind of a cute blonde named Erica,
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Okay, thank you for that, Santiago.
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You want this collar? Paperwork's all done,
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and you can hang out in that category all by yourself.
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Well, my career is over.
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and some chocolate I was saving for a special occasion.
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Nothing.
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He makes straight "A"s. He's going to Duke next year.
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because nothing happened.
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Have a good one.
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I'd get badly hurt, so I'm not chancing it.
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You make your own destiny.
Aired 4 years ago - Sep 18, 2013

Detective Jake Peralta is a talented, but carefree police detective at Brooklyn's ninety-ninth precinct who, along with his eclectic group of colleagues, are used to having a lax captain around the office. However, when tightly-wound Captain Ray Holt takes over, he is determined to make this dysfunctional group of detectives into the best precinct in Brooklyn. MORE -LESS

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Hey, Gina.
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Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big swing, man.
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Hey, you heard anything about the new Captain?
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Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?
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[Robotically] Following every rule
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That's not necessary.
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he cares that you follow his direct orders.
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Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
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Though to be fair, it was accurate.
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Hey, man, you okay? You look a little jumpy.
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Well, Scully, Hitchcock, and Daniels.
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It's Scully. He got you a scarf.
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Oh, my head! My muffin, my head!
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The only puzzle he hasn't solved
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Absolutely, sir.
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Great work, Detective.
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Secondly, your rabbi is a pain in my ass.
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They had it at my uncle's funeral.
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Welcome to the murder. What are you doing here?
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Um, I just happened to notice
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Citizen Kane is terrible. Pick a good movie.
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Number one, you let me use your office
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she has to go on a date with him.
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[Knock on door]
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Yes.
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All right, got it.
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Police! Open up!
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And what's worse, Santiago struck out with a 92-year-old.
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why do you refuse to take my orders seriously?
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- Yep. - What about this fancy ham stuff?
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Oh, okay.
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so you tried to steal them from him
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Don't I know you from the grocery store?
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But some bonus good news...
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I wish I could get assigned here full-time.
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[Light disco music]
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"Murderers we let go."
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Oh, well, just to be safe,
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We're not seeing a movie together.
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Anyway, I think I got something good here.
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hence, the muddy red footprint on Morgenthau's counter.
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let's share it with the whole team.
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Must've used cash.
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Secondly, Captain,
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I don't try to hide it.
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(Rosa) Here.
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Oh, well, just to be safe,
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We're not seeing a movie together.
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Anyway, I think I got something good here.
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hence, the muddy red footprint on Morgenthau's counter.
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let's share it with the whole team.
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Must've used cash.
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Secondly, Captain,
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I don't try to hide it.
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(Rosa) Here.
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When did you come out?
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But all I ever really wanted was my own command.
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But on the flip side, there's Ratko.
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[Sighs] Okay.
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I'm going.
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Captain, I just figured it out.
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Yes, you did. Now just arrest Ratko.
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What's wrong with you?