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Season 3

Aired a year ago - Apr 19, 2016

After a surprising turn of events in the Nine-Nine’s attempt to track down Adrian Pimento’s hitman, the precinct drops everything when they suspect Holt is in danger.

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He's a great cop, and he's going to save me."
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I'm working on the case right now.
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Eat your candy bar.
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this is why I became a cop.
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Never get between a teacher's pet and her teacher.
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I ripped her a new one, and guess what fell out.
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Don't eat it again! [cell phone dings]
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When I die, please give Kevin my regards.
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"Inib rue tiid." Two "I"s.
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One more step, and I kill your captain.
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and I've got a pair of micro binoculars in my pocket,
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Figgis's men are on the way.
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Oh. Cool.
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Either it's Figgis's guys, or Beyoncé stubbed her toe.
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someplace the NYPD doesn't know about.
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What if we didn't look like cops?
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Eh, seems pretty hard to me.
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And, yes, he is bound and gagged under there,
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Roll the dice with lost and found.
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Look, why don't we just take our mind off everything?
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[gasps] "27 Dresses."
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plus prep an ER for surgical decompression!
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Code silver, code silver.
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and her dressmaking business.
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Ugh, I knew it.
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- Mm-hmm? - Y'all got sundaes?
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and now there's hospital security
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Go right! Go right!
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grandiose delusional disorder.
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No, no, call the FBI.
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The room needed a pop of color.
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I've never actually been there, but Pitbull's videos
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, get in there, girl.
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and he never gets to meet my baby?
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Oh, my God, you're right. We did it.
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I'd prefer not to ask you again.
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You beat me. It's over.
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Tell me where the file is right now,
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That their daddy's a crook?
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All right, mister, here are five stories
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♪ Zwee-bop, zwee-bob, Bob and the mob ♪
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came in for career day.
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Time's up. Looks like Figgis found you.
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[suspenseful music]
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It's cool. I have a panic room.
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Rosa and I'll find another way out.
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Why'd you betray everything you ever stood for?
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Of course. I made millions.
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Aired a year ago - Apr 12, 2016

With Pimento’s life still in peril, Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help with a seemingly impossible heist. Meanwhile Amy makes a breakthrough while undercover, and Terry and Gina discover an information leak in the Nine-Nine.

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We are, but it's not going well.
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[both sigh]
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Terry, you're gonna have to be more interesting
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Printer's fixed.
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Wow, look at that. What a great magazine.
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He appears to be rifling through
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Not thank you. Not thank you at all, you dirtbag.
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I want to talk to him. Alone.
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Can't believe we haven't even arrested him yet.
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Yeah, that's because he's guilty,
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is to break into the FBI and steal the file.
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Blueprints for the New York Headquarters of the FBI.
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My lint is approximately 1 centimeter in diameter.
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If I go into this bathroom, I could climb through this vent,
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I heard him mention "Sex and the City."
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I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.
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to meet with me? You think our cover's blown?
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Oh, thank you, doctor.
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- Oh. - Cut the crap.
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Everything okay in here?
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Oh. Well, that's very possible.
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Okay. What about you, Scully?
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- 12. - No!
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So there's Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha,
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[energetic rock music]
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[grunting and screaming]
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let's break into the FBI.
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let's break into the FBI!
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- Hi. This is for you. - Thanks.
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Guilty as charged.
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when she bumped into Big getting out of that cab
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Charlotte couldn't stop having sex.
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Carrie should've ended up with Mikhail Baryshnikov.
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Whoa, wait. Hold on. Stop. Both of you.
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And... there you go.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! We did it!
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You know, they're all right angles,
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With hours upon hours of delicateness...
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But first, I need to sign some charts,
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- Then answer it. - Answer it?
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I mean... this is the wrong number. Don't call here again!
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at his job, like that hot blond surfer was at TMZ?
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First of all, I take my job very seriously.
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Look at this.
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He says "punk" just like you.
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No. It's his pulse. Nope, it's both our pulses.
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against Figgis, and you know what that means:
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so I can interrogate him when he wakes up.
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'Cause he's about to adopt a baby with his chiropractor.
Aired a year ago - Apr 05, 2016

In an attempt to get information on a criminal operation, Amy has to go undercover at a women’s prison and befriend one of the prisoners. Meanwhile back at the precinct, Holt and the team plan a fake funeral in an attempt to catch a hitman.

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No, the music is a classic counter-espionage maneuver.
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imagine Pimento's dirty, pale body
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I could smother somebody in their sleep with this thing.
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No, I said no to that idea.
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Now all I have to do is sign as the coroner.
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to become a notary?
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Adrian Pimento is officially deceased.
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What are your weekends like, Diaz?
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Uh...
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Oh, Jake and Amy and baby makes three.
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"Did someone order a tracheotomy?"
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Keep telling me what to do and I'll stab your face off.
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- They do. - Mm.
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to have a fiancé disappear
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We're gonna throw a fake funeral
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_
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- She's gonna do just fine. - Oh, yeah.
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I speak the language of the streets.
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Okay, I can do that.
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is that he's a white male of average height and build,
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Are you sure you want to be on the receiving line?
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Am I interrupting?
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All right, this is her first time eating in the dining hall.
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Bold choice, bold choice. Hmm.
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Well, I didn't see your name
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I'm not supposed to check in until tomorrow.
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"High School Musical 3: Senior Year."
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I think maybe we need a signal in case things go south.
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Yo, it's too bad, right?
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The handshakes weren't working.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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I know, but it wasn't a good time.
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Socks are just a noose waiting to be braided.
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Uh, I don't know. I was focused on her waddle.
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I mean, she has a full back tattoo
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You have to just trust me on this.
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This is so sweet. Now kiss her belly.
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Captain has eyes on a guy he thinks might be Scar-Joe.
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She is keeping a low profile, just like we discussed.
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What the hell do you think you're doing, huh?
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What the hell?
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You're right. I'm 100% in the wrong.
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Being a cop and dating a cop...
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Hopefully, I haven't already blown your cover
Aired a year ago - Mar 29, 2016

Rosa enlists Jake to help change Terry’s disapproving opinion about her fast-moving relationship with Adrian Pimento. But their love for each other is put on hold when Pimento thinks someone from his past is trying to kill him.

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Count me in as long as I get eight plus-ones.
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The one dumb wedding thing I've always wanted
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Pimento's bachelor party is tomorrow night.
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He's not exactly stable.
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I'm not paying for it. We're splitting it.
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- Right, just their boobs. - No, no boobs.
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See, we all have different ideas and no one is compromising.
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No one can hear you. We cannot hear you.
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A TV on a bus? I never thought I'd see that.
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Hello?
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Great, Sarge, can I just talk to you outside for one moment?
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Can I borrow you for one sec?
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Sorry. Adrian, you were saying?
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We need to go there now, so we can get the drop on him.
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Party number one will be brought to you by Gina Linetti.
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in the behind is the best,
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You're all gonna die tonight!
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- Ow! - I'm engaged!
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♪ ♪
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but the good news is,
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First of all, I've made many friends through arts and crafts.
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Chicken noodle.
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My first word was "Da-da." Drink!
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Good luck following this party, ya bish.
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but you know what else got off to a weird, rocky start?
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That's sweet. Right?
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And I'm sorry that earlier I went a little off the rails,
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Sarge, look.
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No? Okay, that's totally cool.
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He's not a real waiter, man!
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Oh.
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Mm-mm.
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Specifically, Le Petit Colon.
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We are demolishing it.
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♪ ♪
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Guys, love is beautiful.
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Damn, it feels good to be creative again.
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Fine, but for the record, I think I should've peed myself.
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Ah, how did I not see this coming?
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Well, the groomsmen are having a great time.
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Yeah, he had the best party.
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All: Rosa and Pimento!
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Oh, same ski mask. That's awkward.
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Jimmy Figgis thanks you.
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If he works for Figgis, he's new.
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Oh, Adrian. Your bachelor party sucks butt.
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How? I took the knife away from you.
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This is my only chance to get away safe.
Aired a year ago - Mar 15, 2016

In an attempt to prove to his old precinct that he’s not a joke, Terry enlists Jake’s help in solving a case from his past. Meanwhile, Adrian moves in with Charles, with mixed results, and Amy invites herself to a hyper-competitive training exercise with Holt and Rosa

Aired a year ago - Mar 01, 2016

Holt allows Amy and Jake to house-sit for him while he visits Kevin in Paris, but mayhem ensues when Holt’s beloved dog, Cheddar, goes missing under their watch. Meanwhile, a romantic fling between Adrian Pimento and Rosa disrupts Terry and the rest of the precinct.

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I thought you'd be psyched.
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Plus, therthis big, fat binder
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- I need you to sign this report. - Okay.
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Mm.
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Also, the GPS announced it when we pulled up.
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Why won't you respect the binder?
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Nice job, Boyle. It worked.
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Well, I'm off to find some yellow paper
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Call from Raymond Holt, mobile.
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Let's just say if the house could talk, she would say,
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Charles was on fire, and only on his pants,
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No! He can't come home.
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Our man has been on the run for 30 minutes.
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that slippery bastard gets farther away.
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I'll do it, but I'm gonna have to total your car.
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Terry, maybe go with them, make sure nobody gets killed.
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For Captain Holt, for Kevin, for America!
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No, Gina, the spikes!
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Mm.
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and do this thing?
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That was weird. You okay?
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Great, which direction should I go?
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Take me out of the box and put me on your belt.
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Okay, cool, I just have to tie my shoe real quick.
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Great; I'm gonna rip a bunch of wires out of your dashboard.
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Right after we find Charles.
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No, he's not. He's a Charles, all right?
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but I don't know where I am, and my...
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Nothing. Cool stuff. Having sex.
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- Yeah, I think she noticed. - Damn it.
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She was a sweet girl, but I couldn't save her from the pole.
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And me, hmm.
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- He referred to you by name. - Hey, there's Charles.
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But we're good friends now, right?
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Okay, but before we go,
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I've got a lot going on in my life,
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I did rip out all these wires.
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Because the walls are closing in and I can't breathe.
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We fake your death in an apartment fire.
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Everyone, prepare to enter high society.
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"Peralta, what are you doing?"
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Wait, why is the whole squad here?
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Now, get out of my clothes.
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No, Jake. It's not your fault.
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yet another reason why it's not your fault...
Aired a year ago - Feb 23, 2016

When an unstable detective returns to the Nine-Nine after years undercover, Jake doesn’t know what to make of him. Meanwhile, Charles’ rebellious behavior pits him against the precinct’s custodian, and Holt enlists Gina’s help in directing a “fun and informational” video starring himself and Rosa.

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- Stay out of his way, maybe buy him a drink,
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from Turkmenistan.
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Terry's gonna die saving the President,
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- So we're supposed to come running to clean up your mess
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- So where do we go from here?
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Oops! Oh...[laughs] Love you, Marge.
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- Well, you know, I've been re-Vined by Rob Kardashian,
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You're not our most dynamic screen presences.
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- Okay, well, now that that's out of the way,
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Tell me something you've never told another living soul.
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- My goodness.
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- Hey. Kitchen, now.
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I had a major crush on the evil Gremlin.
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Course, next time you could just give me a call, you know.
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- Hey! Pimento! - Huh?!
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It's the only job I've ever had except for bagging groceries
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And I can bring you home, but you've got to trust me.
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Whuuuhhhh.
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- Can't argue with that logic. Mm-kay.
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if he groveled enough? Come on!
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It's very "New York in the 70s." Clean it up.
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I've taken a sacred oath to protect this community,
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Everybody knows you break in when the owner's there.
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or my name isn't Paul Sneed. - Adrian Pimento.
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'cause I'm a cop, remember?
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they made me see a shrink.
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- Cue smoke machine.
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the wheelchair will turn into a horse,
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video tour of the precinct,
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There's something weird going on with that guy.
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Rosa, what if he's one of them? What if he turned?
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Now you see me, now you-- [car engine revs]
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- Boom. - Not so fast.
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I only eat locally-sourced meats.
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you wrote where you used T-H-E-I-R instead of T-H-E-R-E?
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- "Mop-Bucket," Scully?
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- And you need me to break into the car for you?
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All right, let's go again. Action Holt!
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Welcome to Hollywood.
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- I'm sorry, but we're detectives,
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Suck it, roadside assistance.
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to wear a fake beard and do tai chi in my window?
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- I broke into your apartment 'cause I didn't feel safe
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- Pimento's mementos.
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I can't believe I trusted you.
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Any idea why?
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- Fine, single bag it.
Aired a year ago - Feb 16, 2016

When Jake insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic in the precinct, they force their way into one of his cases in attempt to prove themselves. Meanwhile, Amy and Gina help Rosa conquer one of her biggest fears, and Holt and Boyle work a celebrity case.

Aired a year ago - Feb 09, 2016

The Nine-Nine host the detectives from the Nine-Eight, their neighboring precinct, reuniting Jake with his old partner. Charles is immediately jealous and tries to reclaim his best friend status with Jake. Meanwhile, the rest of the precinct tries to be welcoming to the Nine-Eight, but it doesn’t go as well as they had planned.

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Everyone called us "Chucky and the Coot."
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lot of crime, lot of danger,
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No crap.
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You hate people in your space.
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Exclusively the lumbar.
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Terry knows his keyboard shortcuts!
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but my new desk mate, Brian, brought a dog with him
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That is nothing.
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so why don't you both just move and work from my desk?
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Yeah, we've seen that guy.
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Whoa, hang on that, Boyle. Let's not be hasty.
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Oh, right!
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We have to turn back, though.
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and thrown on a cargo ship head it to Asia,
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All right. Well, then neither am I.
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You can't stand being in your office with him, can you?
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'Cause he over... there.
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Oh, Raymond.
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Who is this joker?
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but Jake and I already talked how we'd play this.
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But I know this guy, all right?
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I know, but he knows this case, and I trust his gut.
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My daughter got me a juicer for Christmas.
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That dog does not help you with your foot pain.
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and they took my mouse
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[microwave beeping]
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[growls]
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Can't let Ozerov ditch the drugs.
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But I'm the only one who got slapped in the face.
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We wasted those cool lines on nothing.
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the Thoroughly Messed-Up Millies.
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The only good thing is, now this whole trio
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- He deserves the credit. - True, true, true.
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We give that dog a bunch of chocolates.
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But mirror top coffee table,
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Here, is for you.
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A new world.
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- We want in. - No.
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You told me to make it work,
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Attenzione, dingbats.
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- That's the ticket. - Whoo!
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Come here.
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Oh, my God... What do you want me to say, Boyle?
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Ooh, or you know who just looked me up online?
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It's swurt, not smurt.
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Okay.
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Probably busy hiking up his pants above this belly button.
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and when we go on stakeouts, we do listen to Toni Braxton
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It's on.
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D.A. Brayburn.
Aired a year ago - Feb 02, 2016

On his birthday, Jake brings Amy to meet his mother, but a surprise appearance by his dad throws a wrench in his special day. Meanwhile, Rosa and Charles struggle with a new mandate regarding body cams while on a stakeout with Terry, and Gina forgets to inform the precinct about an important plan of Holt’s.

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We have four minutes. We can do this.
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Oh, no.
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Case solved.
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Scully, scully,
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With this fully signed confession.
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The greatest day in human history.
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Keep me updated. Another helpful hint--
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Fun fact, she made me cry a lot.
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You're not very bright, are you, bill?
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- Sure. - dismissed.
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and then boyle spent 30 minutes
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Until your daughters are grown and married.
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The red areas are places where no work gets done.
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hey, hand me some peanuts. I'm snacky.
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Yeah, 70 bucks a pair.
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I'd be working with him in data analysis.
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I never said I couldn't use a ladder.
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Good. What's this red area here,
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Mt. Diaz. Humorous, yes.
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To make sure I've got the details right in this file.
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I'm so sick of these sucky computers.
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Nypd, sir.
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♪ me teeme asju mis on ponev ♪
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Take his jacket off and throw it in the dumpster,
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This is real police work, and you love it.
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No, of course not.
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Here's an old mug shot.
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Have so. Wax museums don't count.
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Medically diagnosed thin skin.
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Dr. Huxtable, dr. Huxtable.
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He must have gotten it
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What can I do to help?
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Our first item up for bid is lot number 344.
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And on the back, just a whole bunch of wheat.
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Sir, are you familiar with the story of icarus?
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it's so beautiful.
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I have 90 from the man with the face at table four.
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But he's got a wife who never wears a bra.
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Seriously, back to the porno plate--
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Congratulations, you're getting a sock in your mouth,
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Joe, I video'd it!
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You love processing-- it's your favorite thing,
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'cause they're pretty cool.
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Why didn't you try and talk her out of it?
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I support her decision.
Aired a year ago - Jan 26, 2016

Jake and Amy are excited to go on their first real vacation together, but Amy’s perfectly planned cruise ship itinerary is thwarted when they discover an old adversary is on board with them. Meanwhile, Gina and Terry help Captain Holt survive a visit from his sister, Debbie, and Charles and Rosa vie for the same apartment.

Aired a year ago - Jan 19, 2016

When Captain Holt and Jake accidentally contract the mumps during an investigation, they decide to be quarantined together in hopes of still solving the case. Meanwhile, Rosa tries to help Boyle through a mourning process, and Terry is forced to clean up Hitchcock and Scully’s mess.

Aired a year ago - Jan 05, 2016

Charles and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife, Eleanor, steamrolls their plans. Meanwhile, Amy asks Terry to write a recommendation letter with disastrous results, and Holt and Rosa enlist Gina’s help to solve a case.

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we're gonna fill out form 38E-J1,
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No, no, it's a window.
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- Where the hell did you come from?
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- Okay, I'm applying for a mentorship program
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and you're gonna take me down.
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for lying about free strudel.
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Your ex-wife is here.
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Heard you want your sperm.
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[whispers] I have all of your sperm.
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I want something else.
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and I'm gonna dump it into the East River.
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and get a professional opinion.
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Why are you smiling?
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She can do what she wants.
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No priors. Clean bill of health.
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- Again, lay off Hercules. He's quite a decent man.
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She's the only stylist in New York that can do this.
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- Oh, as if you don't know it's perfect.
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- I was just wondering if you finished
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- I don't know,
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- No, no, don't.
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Did you threaten that 90-year-old man for me yet?
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- No, no, no, don't do that, please!
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- Why would you bring up babies right now?
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Gina take his statement.
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- Okay. - Yeah, you get it.
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because we went to high school together.
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- Charles.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna have to read the label up close.
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- You two are messing with the wrong woman.
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[garbage disposal churning]
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He's a priest, a 90-year-old priest.
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- That was you.
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No, no, no, no, no! Not the keys, no!
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[tires screeching] Charles!
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- You know what? I've also been ejected.
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You're mad that I broke your face
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- "Amy Santiago is one of the finest detectives
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- [sneezing]
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- A dollar for a soda; mine are all wet.
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I have all the ammo that I need.
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I want names.
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- In 4,000 feet, stay straight.
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- Oh, yes, uh, she came up onto the sidewalk
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but I sure am getting sleepy.
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You pop-blocked me.
Aired a year ago - Dec 13, 2015

Jake, Charles and Gina are involved in a real-life “Die Hard” situation while off-duty on Christmas Eve, and Terry must leave his family celebration to try to save his squad. Meanwhile, Amy tries to prove she’s just as tough as Holt and Rosa.

Aired a year ago - Dec 06, 2015

In an attempt to solve an international case, Jake and Rosa are forced to work with a pair of Swedish cops and things get very competitive, very quickly. Meanwhile, Amy and Terry offer to help Gina prepare for a big test and Holt enlists Charles to sub in as his squash partner for an annual tournament.

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Why are you throwing those out?
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I had 11 straight birthdays at the planetarium.
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You are so welcome.
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I was joking, sorry.
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I don't know this word. "Samesies"?
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He's allergic to lactose, gluten, and tomato ketchup.
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Not even our bodies.
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Well, we were going to take you to our favorite
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- Uh... - The rodent chef.
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Three-time intramural champion at Sarah Lawrence.
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- This is terrible. - Why?
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Look, the point is to have fun.
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- to sauna together. - Please.
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stolen Swedish diamonds into Brooklyn.
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Should I get Amy something caszh like shot glasses,
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Oh, hello!
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It cuts down on drag.
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Bag 'em, Diaz.
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Uh-huh. And what's "Star Wars"?
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It goes, "Every Individual Gets Crayons
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She told me you called me a gas giant.
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I doubt you'll find anything in it.
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No, the Swedish millionaire with ties to organized crime.
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See you later, jerks.
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and don't eat squash balls, then we're all winners.
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You're a real fun guy, fun guy.
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How are you doing that?
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You just made Earth lame, and that is my house.
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According to the shipping company,
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We're not lame like the Swedes.
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For example...
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Swedes.
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so that my husband would have a shoulder to cry on.
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hundreds of dogfish to see if they had diamonds inside.
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I rescheduled your cycling practice for 16 November,
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All tall and beautiful, and you don't
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Stupid rest of the world, writing their date all dumb.
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Yes, but the important thing is we had a good time.
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about a young man they called "squash's unhinged lunatic."
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Way to go! That's it, baby!
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Ya'll, astronomy is kind of interesting.
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How did you not pick up on that?
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every single little detail of my life?
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Oh, uh-oh.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 22, 2015

Terry leaves Jake in charge of entertaining his pregnant wife, Sharon, while he and Rosa head to Rikers to learn more about the Douglass Street murders. But when Sharon's water breaks sooner than expected, crisis ensues at the precinct. Meanwhile, due to an internet outage, Amy and Charles must process all the paperwork by hand to avoid the bullpen from overflowing with perps and Holt is forced to confront his ex-boyfriend. MORE -LESS

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The miracle of life?
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Keeping Captain Holt away from her.
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I'm so attracted to you right now.
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calling me that.
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- Also, right here. - Human blockade style.
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Okay, Terry.
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Jake, all you have to do is keep her comfortable.
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and the anesthesiologist was a med student
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Which is a thing that I definitely know what it is.
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So I'm gonna go get your birth plan
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Listen, you've got your plate full today,
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have a lot of experience with childbirth.
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Terry doesn't want you in there.
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Focus on work?
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It's a magical moment!
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- Doula. - So close.
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with the soothing section of your birth plan,
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Oh, great. Hey, Gina, can you grab those?
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here at Gina's desk.
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My son was arrested six hours ago,
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Hey, if you need more fax machines,
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The train in front of us has a pregnant woman on board,
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All right, so I was unable to get the CDs,
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Sharon, you stay here
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But I pointed to the fire extinguisher and was like,
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Just forget it. I'll do it!
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And apparently,
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to clear the room.
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very calm in here, all right?
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Yeah, no hospital, baby.
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Things did not end well between Frederick and me.
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Sir, we're going to get Frederick right now.
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Aw, hell yeah!
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No email, now no fax.
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Right.
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Full disclosure, it's Scully's hemorrhoid donut
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You're in a Channing Tatum movie.
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Still on about the duck, Frederick?
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Dave and I were coworkers and nothing more.
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Would you mind just standing there
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That is an insane price for a duck!
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The truth.
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Hey, what took so long? Is she okay?
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of someone screaming through all the vents.
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No hospital!
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I mean, I know we said no hospital, but...
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 15, 2015

Jake and Amy convince the Captain to let them work a case together involving a new street drug, but their new relationship gets in the way. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Charles panics when he realizes he’s damaged one of Holt’s prized possessions and Terry teaches Rosa a lesson in discipline.

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And they'd go, "I don't know, crank?"
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Yes, that's exactly how I was gonna finish my sentence.
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Just don't let any personal issues
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I shouldn't get involved.
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How am I supposed to... come on!
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- Charles. - Hey, Captain.
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Now I have to go find a strangler.
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and me and Devon will be in an unmarked car here.
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I guess we're equally bad at grammar.
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'cause that's where you do it.
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Absolutely.
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Ooh, did you fold all your stuff up really small
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oh, man.
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- Yeah. - Then mattress trampoline.
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You are dealing with Detective Diaz now,
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Can't you just let him off with a warning?
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Gina.
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Burn my face off with acid and disappear forever.
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Oh, what did he do to you, Gertie?
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So it's kind of your fault too.
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And they're all about to be tested... bouncy-styles.
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And it loves having you in it.
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Well, you spent twice that
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that's filled with springs and goose hair.
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that I bought this century, and you're not invited.
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I was tossing and turning.
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We're definitely falling in love.
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Trust me; I smoked four cigarettes in college.
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I want you two to go undercover
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Before you decide what to do with Sam,
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Have you continued to dance?
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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have tried to stand up to Captain Holt.
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Nah...
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This is your fault.
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Yes, I'm telling you I understand the lesson.
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It's really comfortable.
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And second, your butt is the butt
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Uh, okay, now you're just being crazy.
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I haven't told her because I haven't had the chance.
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I guess I'm just not "worth it."
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Yeah, because it's better.
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Thank you, Santiago.
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Look; I know we screwed up the case, and I'm sorry.
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You rode to work on his shoulders.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 08, 2015

Jake and Charles convince Terry to take a weekend camping trip as a much needed "babymoon," but they soon realize it might not be the idealistic weekend for which they had hoped. Meanwhile back at the precinct, Holt gives Rosa some important relationship advice and Amy enlists Gina's help to prepare her for an important presentation.

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- Kindness. - Pity.
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Don't worry.
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happier than I was on my wedding night.
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I spoke with Captain Holt.
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about his prostate cancer.
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You remember fun, right?
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A little fun would do you good, I promise.
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is like sitting inside of a dog's behonkus.
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so I could read under the covers.
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for police work, so I made an appointment
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Okay.
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That is the absence of urine.
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but that sounds great.
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Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor.
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So there's no power, no heat.
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on an emotional scar.
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go on work trips.
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in a big scene and Marcus crying.
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But I did some research on amicable breakups.
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Well, apparently, it's less painful
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Your sadness is noted.
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Now it's coming down. Oh, boy!
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Not too hard, late release, and...
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I love it. Amazing.
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Okay.
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Here's what I'm thinking.
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and I'm about to blow your minds.
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Speaking of which, I'm getting hungry.
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Look, I thought we would be incredible at fishing.
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Um, let's just say
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Relax.
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And it wasn't sports camp. It was asthma camp.
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or anything that could keep us from getting lost?
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Yeah, that was a little more Kermit, but...
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I climbed back in, and we talked about emotions
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This is exactly what I didn't want.
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Charles Boyle, safe and sound?
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All right, buddy, don't worry. We got you, okay?
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Okay, now pull us up, Terry.
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Wow, that sounds like a lot, Vanessa.
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See, the problem is the product.
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You are scum.
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are not looking great right now,
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Smashed through a window? Terry'll do the paperwork.
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No, Charles, you're my best friend.
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There, okay.
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How'd you get out of the pit?
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Oh, let me guess. Dumb mistake.
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I want to apologize for yesterday.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 25, 2015

The third installment of Captain Holt and Jake’s Halloween heist culminates with a tie-breaking competition to claim the title of “amazing detective slash genius.” This year, Jake and Holt split the squad into two teams to help them win.

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You're Peralta's paramour; maybe you should be on his team.
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- You're not on my team, Amy. - Yeah, Amy's out.
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Yup, I'm not supposed to let it or you out of my sight,
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Come on, our parents are married.
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I have spectacular taste in men.
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You really hurt my feelings by leaving me off your team.
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Okay fine... if you're telling the truth,
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At midnight tonight, we will steal
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I'm going to meet him in an illegal dance competition
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Ew, Charles, kill them with whatever cologne you're wearing!
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Yeah, we totally blew it.
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Never, ever, never, ever, ever, never, ever, ever,
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and replaced everything in under a minute.
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He is such a fool.
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thus exposing a much easier target for you later.
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Amy, you're the only hope I have of finding it.
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To Jake!
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Charles, that is so nasty you put cockroaches in your pants.
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Well, my real name's Leo; Nadia's just my tag.
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Charles, I don't buy it.
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Okay.
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You better not have messed with my bike for this heist.
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♪ ♪
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but he should be back soon.
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is if we took a picture right here,
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where I had both hands on the cabinet...
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Damn it, nothing but a surprisingly toned set of abs.
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wait a minute... so as to not arouse suspicion
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The handlebar thing was fake.
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The crown wasn't in the trash can.
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- Midnight nears. - Yes, it does.
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He doesn't have the crown!
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when Jake came through the ceiling.
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Ugh. I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Nope, janitor came in and took it.
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to send out holiday cards to every single employee?
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and you've accepted, can you give me janitor Al's address?
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I never said his name.
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Amy, we are in love.
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Here, you can both have it.
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Rendezvous at Drop Zone Yankee.
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Forget it. Run as fast as you can!
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Sorry.
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Al? Al?
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Oh, no.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 18, 2015

When investigating a serial killer, Jake enlists Holt’s help in an attempt to solve the case off the radar. At the precinct, Rosa and Amy are forced to deal with demands from an old adversary and Terry discovers a new obsession.

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and most importantly, the vulture's orders were
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Yeah, it was.
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You didn't say "no take backs."
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Did you choose us because we're women?
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It'll be so... I can't even fake it.
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Ugh, all this paperwork is gonna straight-up kill me.
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You look like eight circles with suspenders on.
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Terry loves responsible agricultural practices.
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for chits and/or chats.
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Don't want to cause a problem.
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Well, Gina said we couldn't be seen together,
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He's back to his cool-ass psycho ways.
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I hang out in the men's room all the time.
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Yeah, how cool... I mean awful... is that?
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- Jake, that's really good. - Right?
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You look into the B and Es
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I don't know what port is.
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Whoo, new case, new nib.
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I don't mean to overstep here, but you're looking a little...
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You are trying to shame me, and that will not fly.
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Turns out he got it at Chang's Medicinal Tea Shop.
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Let's do this.
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Let's see what you got for the big b-day bash.
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So no passed hors d'oeuvres?
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My brother's hot wife is gonna be there,
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Not many people buy that tea,
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Let's get that psycho.
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and screw up.
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Same goes for you, Peralta.
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Shouldn't have gone back in.
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Honestly, terrible.
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It's really classing up the booze
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Damn, who raised you?
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I'm sorry,
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I have an idea.
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but here, take that.
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Because they were all sober.
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I'm trying to blow my friend's mind over here.
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She has super sonar hearing,
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Wow.
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I heard what you said, and it really sank in.
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Sure, sometimes we fall down,
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Oh, sergeant.
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The stress isn't going anywhere.
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Huh.
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♪ ♪
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But you and I are gonna have a little tea party.
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That's troubling.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 11, 2015

Jake thinks Boyle might have met his soulmate in Genevieve, an art gallery owner, and he tries to help set them up. Meanwhile, Rosa deals with inter-precinct theft and Holt seeks Amy’s help with an image campaign.

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Santiago, thank you for coming in.
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and I want to put up posters that showcase some of our best.
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I ooze swagger.
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Well, you can count me out.
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unless you can prove intent to fart.
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Did you see them take your ice cream?
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Tahitian coconut, extra lather.
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How do I look? You look great.
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with lox on it.
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was worth twice what she got from the insurance company.
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Oh, good, because I blew that tow truck case.
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that's the kind of woman you don't get over.
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Nice!
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Sir, "fun but not too fun" was my campaign slogan
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is inconsequential.
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and I'm gonna do some serious subtweeting,
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Why was this in your trash?
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What am I doing?
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Yeah, something definitely doesn't add up.
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a couple of questions now,
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Who asks that?
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Oh, that was my theory, remember?
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whatever you're putting down, she is picking up.
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most disgusting people in the universe?
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get back together with him now that he's rich.
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? solve this case right in your face ?
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I'm Donald hoberman-seitz.
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He's fascinated by the idea of the human chrysalis
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- Yeah. - Art is so intense.
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I'm just holding up the mirror.
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It's more about the other things.
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I bet it really hurt when she dumped you.
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including certain people's whereabouts on particular dates.
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Moose tracks ice cream.
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You're lying.
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All he does is have sex on canvases.
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He keeps boxes of her old stuff lying around.
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The whole thing's on video.
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a regular ira glass.
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this one says, "die pig," and worst of all,
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I think Gina was right about the campaign, sir.
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Did you have enough time to read it all?
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Should we really do this?
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This is kismet.
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Okay, let me just grab that.
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All right, fine.
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And I'm buying by the wheel.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 04, 2015

The Nine-Nine gets another personnel change that could put Jake and Amy’s budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Terry assists Holt with an important public relations matter, and Rosa and Gina try to convince Charles to rethink his affection for a fellow officer.

Aired 2 years ago - Sep 27, 2015

After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the new captain's arrival causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos, despite Terry's best efforts to keep everyone on point. Meanwhile, Jake and Amy face the aftermath of their "for reals" kiss.

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Hello, Raymond.
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I'll turn this place around just like I did the Nine-Nine.
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Wonderful.
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I love my life.
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which lowers my life expectancy from 103 to 64.
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namely that I've been wasting too much of my time
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Each one is equipped with a GPS system
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Your 55 minutes starts right...
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Fine, but I am gonna play the hell out of some backgammon.
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Uh, because you guys just kissed on that mission.
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Nobody wants you turning into another Terry.
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It's never gonna happen, Boyle, okay?
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A lot of my jokes rely on that.
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You also got a haircut
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Yeah, me too.
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So we broke a rule.
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We are not leaving these seats until you give me some deets.
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Ugh, Jake, no one wants to hear about your sex life.
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Your head would explode.
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You tell me.
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but all they wanted to do was talk about my dating life,
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that we were one and the same...
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Hey, everyone stop talking about Peralta's personal life.
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I know you've been working
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And not a minute later.
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Very well. My thoughts are...
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They're carriers of disease,
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and had sex on the first date.
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- Let's go. - Okay.
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I had it on my desk, but I kept spilling coffee on it.
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long, long, long, long, long...
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work ethic.
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that may have caused Dozerman to be startled?
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Right, the surveillance tapes.
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Amy was the gym floozy.
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Ideally? Bullfighter.
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Madeline, the PR department is a joke.
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This man is a Timberlake,
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Do we need to get the costume altered,
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I hated him more than any cop I've ever known.
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That's my job.
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Jake, is this a bad idea?
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Maybe that's what it needs to be right now.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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We were just being cautious.
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and you bring a fancy bottle of lavender shampoo,