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Season 5

Aired 2 months ago - Apr 01, 2018

Jake embarks on an all-night long interrogation in order to elicit a confession out of a suspect. But when Captain Holt skips the opera in order to stay back and help, the two cops clash over how to get him to talk.

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that Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd?
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You just punch him when he gets dizzy.
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It wasn't lucky because there was nothing to witness.
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Right. And, of course, there's no way for me
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But "missing meds" hardly sounds like "firing Cheryl,"
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Let's see. "From Gomez: Dear Morticia,
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I know, and I apologize, but I'm executing a strategy.
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I'll leave you alone with him, and he'll let his guard down.
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ooh, relate everything back to those movies you've seen.
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So what do you say?
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So careful that you...
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We have to sanitize it by law.
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Oh, man, if I go ten minutes without looking at my phone,
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So you took a cab to this bar.
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nobody named Dana bought any drinks that night.
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All right. Where should we start-a-rooski?
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and when you left your phone at the office,
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I sorry I didn't get his license number.
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Well, hello, Dolly.
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Actually... Robert's wife told me.
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in the town that the body was found.
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and he hasn't spoken to Philip in over a year.
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But it will be so satisfying in your deep, powerful voice.
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- I'm good. - Suppose you're wrong.
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who knows what else he's capable of?"
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- Make him feel uncomfortable. - Okay, fine.
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I don't know, I was watching Taxi TV.
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Open wider. Let me see.
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It's funny when people call dentists "doctor."
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calling ourselves "doctors."
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and nobody even cares about etymolo...
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Robert.
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We got along well.
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I'm here because I enjoy interrogating scum.
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Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop?
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Because we're pretty sure it was you.
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And you signed off on that?
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and you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison.
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Oh, you want angry?
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and jeopardize the entire case.
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I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.
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Well.
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or a hunter or a squatting hunter, not all hunters have homes...
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Great! Then I'll just keep him for 14 minutes.
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of Philip, a successful periodontist
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We fight, and something in me just snaps,
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from the Brooklyn Periodontics Society
Aired 3 months ago - Mar 25, 2018

Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.

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You met Dustin? Was he cool?
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Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake.
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I know. When I realized it was his car,
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He said he's gonna kill my mom if I don't do this job.
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We arrest Halloway, save Judy's mom,
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Two liars lying to each other
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the perfect meatball sandwich...
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Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out.
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- Ed Breakfast for school board. - Who?
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Just do whatever he says! My life is in his hands!
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You're a great hostage taker. Whoop.
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I've been waiting for this moment for so long,
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Okay, see. The cut is a little slopey.
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Again!
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♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪
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Jake is helping me take down Halloway.
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And cartoons shaped you into a naive little frog.
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Plus, he agreed to turn himself in when this is all over.
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until this is all over. Thanks for the heads up.
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- You're gonna "My Bare Lady" me. - "My Bare Lady"?
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Nice job.
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These pants really flatter my dong.
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You can cook and serve in them.
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Everyone's gonna start smushing on sight.
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I've been carrying takeout since before you were born, son.
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that you forgot the pepper flakes.
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- Couldn't find his pulse. - Yeah, it's super weak.
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Jake, I got you.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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♪ And I step outside ♪
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Although... that is an hour and a half from now.
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Who gives a hump about efficiency?
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Me too. You're insane.
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Don't pick your teeth. Don't pick your nose.
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We swept the area.
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- I definitely can. - Yeah, well, save it.
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All right, that's the signal. Here we go.
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I'll find another bocce ball partner.
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That's Halloway. We gotta arrest him.
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Sorry I ran out on you at the jewelry store.
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Oh, no!
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I bet he's looking for us right now.
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Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though.
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What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"?
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Now turn around and come back to me, you fool?
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- Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. - You were so professional.
Aired 3 months ago - Mar 18, 2018

After Seamus threatens Kevin, Holt devises an elaborate plan to hide him in a safe house, with Jake as his guard. Kevin is miserable as the 99 works overtime to find Seamus and take him down.

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Seems a little extreme.
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Wow, so we have all this room to work in?
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This is devastating. I'm inconsolable.
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the FBI has developed face-swapping technology.
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Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy?
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Are there no other actors?
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and watched one of Peralta's action films.
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Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening.
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Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human.
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Honestly, I didn't see it.
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- Bravo team, stand by. - I love this.
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Oh no, I sat in another pie.
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And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.
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Great. I love strangers touching my head.
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Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads.
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but you don't want me to lie to you.
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Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon
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I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana.
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Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed.
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So I'm like, what?
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I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart
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You're all done, and you look hot, girl.
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Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot.
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It's exactly what you want it to be.
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at One Police Plaza today,
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So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.
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I don't see how it's an insult.
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I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he".
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We've been at it for two hours
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It's why my wrist muscles are so defined.
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Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us.
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Sorry, yes, I meant to do that.
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Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin.
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Don't be stupid.
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Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond?
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You're all done here, gorgeous.
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Scully, where's that piece of junk mail
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No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear.
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bring him here, slit his throat in front of you,
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His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry.
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Aired 6 months ago - Dec 12, 2017

When Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favor Holt owes him, the precinct searches for a loophole that will allow Holt to uphold his end of the bargain without breaking the law.

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Fredo. It's Fredo.
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No, come on, Rosa. It'll be so cool.
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They have the original permits for the 1939 World's Fair.
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That's why the salary for jugglers is so low.
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Sure, if you think that works.
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Hey, change the channel, dude.
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All right, we've got a week,
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Totally.
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- Yes! - What?
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- You get it. - Totally.
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Honestly, we're also involved in... cream.
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What? Why?
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with the keys in the ignition in case he needed it,
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So, you don't know about anything
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You can't say stuff like that around me.
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and when the puzzle is solved
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Great. What do you want?
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What? No. I did absolutely everything.
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To get an approved 1290,
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Which I can't get without an approved 1290,
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You shouldn't know so much about breastpumps, Hitchcock.
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Where's Gina?
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I can't morally give him that permit, so it's over.
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Kyle's uncle cut him off because of that stolen car,
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Okay. Put in my password.
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Haven't you ever filled out a mileage reimbursement form?
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Detectives Diaz and Santiago, NYPD,
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or it'll seem suspicious, so we gotta figure out
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Instead of it being cold, what if I heat it up?
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and he's like, "This is my party now!"
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Ugh, I wish that stupid car would move.
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- Oh, Fredo. - I think I got hit!
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We have to get that permit.
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We have to read every single one and look for
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- You found my birth mother? - What? No.
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No, it was everything.
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That's nice. And hey, guess what?
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This is form 8, as in the eighth form
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And, as you can see, you are required
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♪ ♪
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Gina, you cannot use pumping as an excuse to slack off.
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dancing, public speaking, capoeira, ghost hunting...
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keep the phone on all day just so I could listen to them.
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I Googled it. He doesn't.
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All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that.
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He Fredo'd it.
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Of course he did.
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Well done. Thank you both.
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Oh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Here you go.
Aired 6 months ago - Dec 12, 2017

Rosa begs Jake to help her break some big news to her parents, but her plan is thrown off when they wrongly assume the two are dating.

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Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I
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- Was it too touchy-feely? - Rosa, no. It was great.
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Especially to my dad. He's super traditional.
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Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual.
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Damn. That was...
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- Copy that. All right. Good luck. - Thanks.
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We report to the Commissioner's office. Ever heard of them?
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Long story short, we remain un-beefed.
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- you're buying me dinner. - Oh, well, you really
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz!
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Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom
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Of course.
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Uhh!
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Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume
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Oh, so good.
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Volume!
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Just do whatever feels right.
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Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz
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It's all dudes down there and I'm not above
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- Oh, God it's behind my eye! - Fall back, Amy.
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Sure. I can definitely help with that.
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You're making a fool of yourself.
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an online college based in Arkansas.
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the Internet back to my friends.
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- You monster. - He pooped in the Reflecting Pool.
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Well, I don't have my guitar here.
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- Just my mom. - Kinda looked like
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We understand. Love is complicated.
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You know what? We'll figure it out later.
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how you wanted with your parents.
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you to come to make up for
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All right, I guess my work here is done, guys,
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I was thinking more like a pizza party
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as your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover...
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Where's that coming from?
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There's our turn, once again.
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Great. I'm not upset either.
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I just hope you know how important you've been to the Nine-Nine.
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Like my entrepreneurial idols,
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I don't want 'em anymore.
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Uhh, a woman.
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The... George Clooney!
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as being bisexual.
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That you accept me for who I am.
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Hey. Got you coffee.
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Aired 6 months ago - Dec 05, 2017

While the entire precinct attends a funeral in LA, Holt learns that he is in the running to become Chief Commissioner of the NYPD - his dream job. But after missing their flight back to New York, Jake must devise a variety of ways to get Holt back in time for the interview. Forced to stay with some estranged members of the Boyle family, Amy tries to convince everyone that she can be laid back, Terry panics about losing his first-class flight and Charles uncovers some new information about Rosa's personal life. MORE -LESS

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I don't believe in jinxes.
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watching "Bridget Jones's Baby."
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It's the most important monument in all of America.
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- What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie.
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"Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it!
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We're not getting any reception in here.
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I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person
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- We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot.
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I grabbed this and ran.
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Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve
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I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting.
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It's a cross-country road trip.
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I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel.
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if you really think about it.
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Let's not talk about things that may not happen.
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We called it giving each other road head.
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Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now.
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Hey, guys, listen up, from now on,
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- I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan:
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- I smell smoke. - Really?
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All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan
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I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve.
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Is this a working cattle ranch?
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- next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you.
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Wait... she called you babe.
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- Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means.
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Is it a pleasure sound or pain?
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Sir, that is so sad.
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it's your dream, and, you know,
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No. Sex.
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Just put a sock in it, man!
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and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.
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we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia.
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but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport.
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Wait a minute, who called this tip in?
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- I wanna see your call history. - No.
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Why?
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- Didn't you? - Fine. I did.
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Three corndogs for 99 cents?
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I deposited a few in the gas tank.
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Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt?
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No, I did not.
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Sir, why didn't you tell us?
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- And mine. - And mine.
Aired 7 months ago - Nov 28, 2017

When DC Parlov returns to the precinct to report his latest manuscript being stolen, Terry, Jake and Rosa go undercover at a fantasy convention to catch the culprit.

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Come with me, guys, all right?
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Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee.
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Well, it sounds interesting. Can I sign up?
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you kind of tend to always
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- Charles. - I am so sorry.
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- I know, Jake. - He pulls, Rosa.
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- their families are at war. - No! All right,
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Them and leeches.
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"We have your book.
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Unless the prophecy of Dorgon
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I believe he's leaking my manuscript online
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So you admit you did it? Well, that was easy.
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look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles."
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because he's such a boring and repetitive writer.
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Do you hear that, Terry? He called you a writer.
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We buried my Nana Boyle at the family farm,
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but as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist.
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He wrote "The Nocturine Quartet" novels.
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We're gonna go confront him and get the laptops back.
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All right, buddy.
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How much should I be flapping my arms around?
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Charles, can you hear us?
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And what became of the lab tech?
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I'm sorry, Boyle,
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I don't understand.
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- That's wonderful. - Yes, sweets?
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Uh...
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I did,
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Name one part you liked, Jake.
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I also liked...
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How's the "Shadowbringer" film coming along?
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You naturally dress like the female bounty hunter
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Bunch of kids are being held hostage,
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I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about
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- Let it go, Jake. - No, he's right.
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Yes, Rosa, it's Ka'lar.
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There's too many civilians.
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Doesn't have the briefcase. I got the wrong Ka'lar.
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Stairwell.
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Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why.
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Not anymore.
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Don't worry about him.
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Fantastic. I mean, it was so fresh, you know?
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D.C. Parlov loved my writing!
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Terry's writing sucks. Parlov is lying to him.
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♪ Terry is Gomez, I'm Cousin It ♪
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Point Lawson... but yes, they're mortal enemies,
Aired 7 months ago - Nov 21, 2017

Jake and Amy attempt to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner, but their first holiday together as a family does not go well. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Holt and Kevin's special Thanksgiving pie is stolen from his office and Holt searches through the ranks for the possible culprit.

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That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores.
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The wine is in the fridge.
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I'm already out of the shower.
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Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in.
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Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up.
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How dare you. You have no proof.
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Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed."
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- And that's different? - Very.
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Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles.
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so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.
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We all have hair.
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Oh, okay. You know what?
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that makes everyone happy and have fun all the time??
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It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully.
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No, don't tell me why you did it.
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- I didn't take your pie. - You're lying!
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Everybody has an alibi. How convenient.
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Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off.
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- Exactly. - Hey, I used to fly
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Who wants more wine?
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when you deduced the contents of my bakery box.
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- U-shaped or V? - I don't know.
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I'd like to say a few words.
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Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family.
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the Santiago's are here for you.
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It's a lot better than yours.
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Well, that was a lovely series of toasts,
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we appreciate the offer, but we're paying.
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$527. I looked it up online.
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in the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst.
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Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that
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Wow. Wow.
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Thank you, all, for joining me.
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Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd
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One gallon of milk!
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And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.
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a Perry the Parrot for Ava.
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All he eats is buttered noodles.
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My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.
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Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started?
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- who cuts the turkey better. - You're on.
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You. Up top, Jake.
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Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous.
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but we don't look down on other people.
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- We need help right now. - Do you have the thumb?
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He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this.
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Uh, go with him.
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Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move.
Aired 7 months ago - Nov 07, 2017

The always unwelcome Vulture pops back into Jake and Amy’s lives, threatening to swoop in and take something important away from them. Meanwhile, Boyle and Rosa must track down "Sergeant Peanut Butter," the kidnapped NYPD horse that Charles envies, and Holt challenges Terry to be less image-conscious.

Aired 8 months ago - Oct 31, 2017

To track down the infamous arms dealer Dan "Daniel" Valdano, Jake and Terry go undercover at an illegal gambling club, but when Holt gets involved to coach the two in the art of poker, his addiction resurfaces. Meanwhile, Boyle buys a food truck that was formerly used in a brutal string of murders without telling his investor, Amy, and Hitchcock and Scully challenge Rosa to a "Butt-lympics". MORE -LESS

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Two and a half minutes every three hours.
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I know I'm the only investor,
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Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck
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Well, now I get to go pick it up.
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Go Fish. Fine.
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It is subtle. You will never discern it.
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No, I don't gamble anymore.
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What if I never went inside the casino?
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It's settled; we'll go with the captain's plan.
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It's part of your backstory now.
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Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?
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- Yes! - No, he won; not you.
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Even the fire exit has one.
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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I haven't in years.
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And now you're going to...
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- Won again. - That's our straight.
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Is there a table for people who wear big boy pants?
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I spent all night pressure-washing her,
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I can't believe you're leaning into the murder thing.
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you'll feel a lot better. Come on.
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and the recording device in the watch is transmitting.
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Spiral-cut, honey-sweet but salty...
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this children's beauty pageant?
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No, I mean, are you sure you know how to do that?
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What are you doing?
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No one works here anymore.
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I'm not weak like you. I can stop whenever I want.
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No.
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I'm proud of you, sir.
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Standing. I miss my home chair.
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No. It was my time.
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was a bit of a setback, but don't worry; I have an idea.
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Taste it. Charles,
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Do you know what this means?
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I have to return before it goes rotten.
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Good one, stranger.
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What happened to not wanting to gamble anymore for Kevin?
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I don't understand. Even if you wanted to gamble,
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Unlike you two who are still on the clock
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So you're a cop.
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Well, we'll just see about that, Mr. Cool Voice.
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Why did you stay at the table so long
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provided you don't do anything dumb right now.
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No, sir, please just come back, okay?
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I'm deleting all the upbeat music off my computer.
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 17, 2017

The Nine-Nine embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist and, as usual, everybody has a plan and no one is safe. Relationships and friendships are tested as the title "Amazing Human Slash Genius" must be snagged by midnight, leaving everyone pitted against each other.

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because everyone in gen pop hates cops.
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Trust me, all I've been thinking about
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Okay. So, how's prison?
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Why are you saying my first name?
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to help you? Anything you need done
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and visit you. My family hasn't been
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Why did you think I was in protective custody?
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Woodworker. Look, if you really wanna
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Right now? I really wanna chomp down
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- $100? That's no problem. - (SCOFFS) I got no use
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- I deserve that. - I want flavors
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- (SCREAMS) - You stood too close
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these letters to Pimento in Argentina.
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I think you should do this. You're more the biker type.
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(SNAPS)
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What do you want me to do with the rest?
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Saw you coming that time.
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- I gotta go. - Jake?
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pack your bags.
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You're a psychopath. You can protect us in there,
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Great. It actually was a lot of fun
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Oh, were you able to send that email to Adrian?
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- This is a... - Yup.
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- Man, my cousin was so tasty. - Oh, come on.
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I think I'm gonna need to join a gang.
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I just need a moment of your time,
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- What are you guys called again? - ISIS.
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Well, there is one more option,
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- part of my crew. - Not ideally the nickname
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as a cop coming into my prison
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- Come here, Beef Baby! - (CHUCKLES)
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- You make it with Jell-O mix. - I need you to kill a guard.
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Of course.
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we get him fired? That way, you don't have
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Well, lucky for me, I have my own camera.
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- my abuela at the airport? - Yes, I went and got her
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All right, there's Wilson.
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- Get back to your table. - Yeah, you know, I would,
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Show me the video. I'll send it to Charles,
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Look, just press this button
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Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
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Hey there, Peralta.
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with an illegal cell phone. And what were you planning
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 10, 2017

Now that he's officially back at the precinct and desperate to solve a real case, Jake finds a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Unfortunately, that loophole rests on his ability to pass an official evaluation performed by Holt. While Charles provides Jake with moral support, Terry and Amy help Rosa, who believes Pimento may be cheating on her. MORE -LESS

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locking them in cages
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And now you are, and we can finally talk.
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Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.
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by starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary
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that said one destabilizing aspect
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- We're here for you. - Rosa.
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and all of the sudden they "don't know
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wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.
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- but it's illegal, right? - There's this guy
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I don't like being so near gen pop.
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So, what's up? You need another bag of hair?
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Really? That is very surprising.
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Oh, that's my favorite.
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Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors
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But we can't say no. She's behind bars
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Are you saying my life matters less
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Moves tons of cash... under the table.
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here's a tip: leave a few noodles uncooked
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(SIGHS HAPPILY) I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.
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You think I don't know
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I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal.
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It wasn't too much, was it?
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equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,
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just because I was arrested for cannibalism
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- What's up, Caleb? - 'Sup, Chico?
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- and I'm really good at them. - Really?
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to play B-ball out in the yard, but I can dunk.
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I can't believe I went 0 for 16.
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- Well, you look great. - And not once,
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Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra
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Actually, you gotta do one more thing for me
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Okay, this guard you gotta kill, Wilsom...
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- How? - More importantly, he keeps
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It's fine. I'm gonna prove myself to you.
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you didn't used to do around here...
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- Jake. - Beef Baby.
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are conveniently not working that day,
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Walls in "White Wisp," trim in "Honeymilk."
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Great, because I have another favor to ask.
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Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
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- in the wiener a bunch. - Mm.
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using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.
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Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
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I was so sure that something was gonna go wrong.
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with an illegal cell phone. And what were you planning
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Why do you want him to lose his job?
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 03, 2017

When the warden asks Jake to investigate Romero's drug smuggling operation, Jake and Caleb find themselves caught between the loyalty Jake has sworn to both of them. Meanwhile, Amy is offered a deal by a local mobster who claims he can prove that Hawkins is guilty, but Holt and the rest of the gang think they have a safer plan.

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Forgive me, books.
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Whoa, lost a booby.
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- shampoo, and soap. - Ooh, lemon verbena.
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or I'll tell everybody you're a snitch.
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He said I have three days to decide.
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but we've been watching Hawkins for a month,
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this podcast is brought to you by Fun Frames...
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but I can't just let Jake sit in prison.
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and see how your operation runs.
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Cool... cool, specific policy. Love the attitude, love you,
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- and kicks me to death. - That's not great.
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and then take a job as a camp counselor.
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I'm a snitch, because he never told me where they are.
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Scully and I went out to Flaxton Hill Farms
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her normal cell, and then this one
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Oh, those work great, but you have to physically
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Hawkins to visit someone in prison.
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It'd be probably just as fun as actually doing it, right?
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But... all homophobes are secretly gay.
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Yes... please.
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when I was... philandering, Crystal caught me
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More.
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You don't even beg well. Have fun rotting in prison.
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Hey, I found something.
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He smuggles the Blizz into the prison in...
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to decorate our own cells, don't you? I mean, choose
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Wait, why am I here?
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Wait, no... I'm exhausted.
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We've been staring at her stupid face
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We have one hour. Let's move.
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'Cause you just told us.
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but what kind of cop does that much meth?
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Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to tell me that.
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- Seems like I'm the only one. - It's a bus station.
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- as we speak. - Okay, how about this?
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Ah, oh, no, no! Don't tase me, man!
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I was listening to an episode
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I don't know what finishing pigs are.
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- without dessert. - Oh, my God.
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- Well, it was Tank. - No, it wasn't.
Aired 9 months ago - Sep 26, 2017

Jake and Rosa assimilate to their new lives behind bars, but both are coping in very different ways. Jake bonds with his cellmate, Caleb, and is forced to join a prison gang led by notorious inmate Romero, in order to gain his protection. Meanwhile, in the women's prison, Rosa puts Holt and Terry to the test by having them complete outrageous favors for her. Back in the precinct, Amy and Charles are doing all they can to exonerate their colleagues MORE -LESS

Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
locking them in cages
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And now you are, and we can finally talk.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.
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by starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary
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Well, Rosa, I read an article in a medical journal
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- It's not a problem. - Rosa.
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and all of the sudden they "don't know
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wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.
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- but it's illegal, right? - There's this guy
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This is scary.
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Will do. Oh, here's Romero.
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They're like a major currency in here.
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- Street flavors. - Picante beef.
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Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors
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But we can't say no. She's behind bars
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Are you saying my life matters less
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Moves tons of cash... under the table.
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as someone who's eaten a lot of ramen in his life,
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I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.
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- we got those at the commissary. - Picante beef.
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- was all it took. - Damn it.
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And you were able to finish everything on my list?
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equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,
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great alliteration. Second of all,
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- What's up, Caleb? - 'Sup, Chico?
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- and I'm really good at them. - Really?
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I am deceptively athletic. I'm not sure if your gang likes
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Okay, and how anti-Semitic is he?
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17 years!
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Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra
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Wow, guess all it took was the ramen tip.
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- to deserve this? - He beat the crap out of me.
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- someone else to do this? - No, no, no, no.
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Sure, but you know what else
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- Jake. - Beef Baby.
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Which happens all the time... the security cameras
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So, you painted my apartment?
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for you, you poor little caged bird.
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No, do not transfer me, Rodrigo... no, no!
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something will set him off.
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that prisoners are treated this way every day
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You want somebody to lure a kid to a park
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Oh, thank God.
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your cannibal pal taping the whole fight
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your guy live if I got him fired instead.