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Season 1  "The Apartment"  1x18

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 25, 2014

Jake's crushing debt finally catches up to him, and he is in danger of losing his apartment, unless Gina can find a way to bail him out. Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords hold performance reviews for the entire precinct, and Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with one of the weekend squad officers.

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so I have to buy it.
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"Empanadas, Atlantic city, birth control."
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
It's a culinary tour of a pig's digestive track.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
I hate him and his face garbage.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
It is always so crazy coming back here.
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to afford this place.
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I meant the money thing.
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Was it a difficult movie for you to follow?
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See? It's impossible to find anything in here.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
But I was actually talking about this guy I know, Frank.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
Sir, I know we got off to a weird start,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
I am.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
My biggest flaw?
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Boyle, call an ambulance.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
Look, I'm not a bank.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Well, I'm happy this went terribly.
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Come on, Gina. Get on board.
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I'm tom Selleck. Park my chopper on the beach.
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Jake, the co-op board meeting was an hour ago.
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about my financial situation,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
With all due respect, sir, that's not fair.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
And you wear a suit, and...
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
Based on your judge-y eyes,
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A homeless cop.
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I mean, maybe we'll find a great place.
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that he works out too much.
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and every now and then, I smoke a cigarette."
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
I'll be right back.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
Oh, Murphy bed.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Well, normally, Lohan hits the locker room
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What? No, I wish.
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I went out for some fresh air,
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of course.
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of 14 arrests.
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The key is you use your hands like scoopers.
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Course he did.
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Yeah, I'm poor. I'm not a savage.
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I've rented the same crap box since I was 20
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Whoa, whoa, you be my landlady?
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Grow up, Jake.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Oh, good.
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Jake-- I know.
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yeah, that's smart, given my track record.
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Oh, my God. But your biggest flaw is...

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"Empanadas, Atlantic city, birth control."
#4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
It's a culinary tour of a pig's digestive track.
#5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
I hate him and his face garbage.
#6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
It is always so crazy coming back here.
#7 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
to afford this place.
#8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
I meant the money thing.
#9 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10 #10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
Was it a difficult movie for you to follow?
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See? It's impossible to find anything in here.
#13 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
But I was actually talking about this guy I know, Frank.
#14 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
Sir, I know we got off to a weird start,
#15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
I am.
#16 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
My biggest flaw?
#17 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18 #18 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
Boyle, call an ambulance.
#19 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
Look, I'm not a bank.
#20 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Well, I'm happy this went terribly.
#21 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
Come on, Gina. Get on board.
#22 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23 #23 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
I'm tom Selleck. Park my chopper on the beach.
#24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
Jake, the co-op board meeting was an hour ago.
#25 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
about my financial situation,
#26 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
With all due respect, sir, that's not fair.
#27 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
And you wear a suit, and...
#28 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
Based on your judge-y eyes,
#29 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
A homeless cop.
#30 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
I mean, maybe we'll find a great place.
#31 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
that he works out too much.
#32 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
and every now and then, I smoke a cigarette."
#33 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
I'll be right back.
#34 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
Oh, Murphy bed.
#35 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
Well, normally, Lohan hits the locker room
#36 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
What? No, I wish.
#37 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
I went out for some fresh air,
#38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
of course.
#39 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
of 14 arrests.
#40 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
The key is you use your hands like scoopers.
#41 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
Course he did.
#42 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
Yeah, I'm poor. I'm not a savage.
#43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44
I've rented the same crap box since I was 20
#44 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
Whoa, whoa, you be my landlady?
#45 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
Grow up, Jake.
#46 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Oh, good.
#47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
Jake-- I know.
#48 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
yeah, that's smart, given my track record.
#49 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
Oh, my God. But your biggest flaw is...
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