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Season 2

Aired 2 years ago - May 17, 2015

Jake and Amy go undercover to catch Brooklyn’s most notorious identity thief, and the case brings them closer together – very close. Meanwhile, the entire precinct is caught off-guard when one of their own says goodbye to the Nine-Nine.

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I think it just took me a while to totally-totally get it,
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That's all I want, for us to be professional.
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I don't wish to make a big deal of it,
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Before our current police commissioner was hired,
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I can't go snooping around without alerting Madeline,
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I know you don't like anyone wishing you a happy birthday,
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Because it's the sexiest video game ever.
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What? No, that's crazy talking.
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Maybe he's having dinner with his sidepiece first.
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We're never gonna blend in dressed like this.
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- You have to. - I'm not gonna do it.
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It's so weird wearing Rosa's jacket.
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Johnny and I just got engaged,
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You know, I'm sure I can find room for two young lovers.
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Cheek kiss was a bit much. Very wet.
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That's us, Johnny and Dora, a couple for sure.
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I'll distract the file clerk.
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great lawn, because it's basically just grackles.
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They're like, "Eh, eh."
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Now get me Madeline and a bucket of water.
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All I can say is I know you,
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Come on, Rosa.
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I was dating a speedboat model at the time.
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Um, you know, just whenever I look at her face
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because they are that of a giant, behemoth person.
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I'm sure you'd like to take some weight
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We were just looking for a place to, uh...
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Very quick Very professional.
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To keep our cover from being blown; we didn't have a choice.
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Becca Murse played Annie,
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before they've hatched, Madeline.
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I see you've got an audience for this little stunt?
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(Rosa) We can't pull him over this close to the drop site.
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I'm still super mad at you.
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Hey, seriously, we're cool, right?
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two slices of meat supreme from Tony's,
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Man, I forgot how long your signature takes.
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All right, there's only one way out of this for me.
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- Yeah. - And you're right.
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Yep.
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Surprise.
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Thank you.
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I have, but first, how do I know you're not wearing a wire?
Aired 2 years ago - May 10, 2015

Holt is wary when Wuntch lets Jake work his dream case, worried that she is setting him up to fail. Back at the precinct, Amy, Rosa and Gina help Terry host a field trip for a local magnet school.

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Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets.
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This field trip has to go well.
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If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff
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(Jake) Next, let's get statements from the neighbors.
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Admit I was right.
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No, no, no. We can't let that happen.
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If she wants the case, it's hers.
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- Wow. - This is my desk.
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Well, I appreciate that you used
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You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber
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How do you like my new office? 20th floor.
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Pretty much an NBT sitch.
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This is a very important case, Raymond,
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The case is yours. You have my full support.
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Unless he's innocent...
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She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail.
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I saw that you had made that request.
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Thanks for warming her up, Santiago.
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I haven't listened to rap music in three years.
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Honestly, you should show them a picture of a dead body.
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as a function of demographics and time?
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What are you gonna call it?
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NYPD. Open up.
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That's enough chitchat already.
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NYPD.
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You know, I'm gonna look over their applications again.
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(Dr. Susman) Let's go.
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who's a much better match for her anyway, BT-dubs.
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Michael D'Angelo, the other member
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Bing... pot...
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It'll take us two hours to get up there.
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Just a minute... my cauldron's boiling over."
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This is awesome!
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All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler.
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Do you have a 20 on Wet Blanket, Sidewinder?
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If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over.
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Dr. Susman...
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It's used to look for blood in a crime scene.
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Also, and more importantly, I got McKenzie and Brianna
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Not helping, kid.
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Good thing we got here in time.
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rusty farm equipment, light shining through bullet holes.
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[suspenseful music]
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Moved faster than I was expecting, but still cool.
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- Hello? - Hey, it's Peralta.
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We're gonna be flying back past a beautiful sunset.
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The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.
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because you wanted a helicopter to play action movie.
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[sighs]
Aired 2 years ago - May 03, 2015

Jake is excited to work a case with the best detective in the NYPD, Detective Majors, until Majors shares his intentions to ask Amy out on a date. Meanwhile, Charles and Gina try to convince Terry to stay at the Nine-Nine when he considers accepting an offer to work at a private security firm.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 26, 2015

After Jake injures himself on a case, Terry forces him take time off and rest -- something Jake doesn’t know how to do. Across town, Holt and Rosa try to avoid intimate conversation during a double-date with their significant others.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 15, 2015

After a streak of really bad luck, Jake thinks he's being sabotaged by an enemy. Holt assigns Amy and Rosa to investigate the truth. Meanwhile, Holt hurts Gina's feelings by calling her dance troupe a "hobby," and Charles is stuck working a case with Scully and Hitchcock in Jake's absence.

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Oh, I wish I could be that free.
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No, Sarge, come on!
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Right.
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and a gull man!
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I only lie when someone's safety is at risk.
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does this mean you're gonna blow up my spot
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when I was learning the Gangnam Style dance.
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Look, we are on your side.
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at the urinalysis lab?
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They were made to be followed.
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I'm gonna go check out that office chair design exhibit
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this is the number-one urinalysis lab
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Those are cappuccinos.
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If you guys won't help me,
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Terry's out of breath.
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(Terry) I thought it was amazing!
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r compliments.
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Ergo, a hobby.
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Attention everyone.
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This Orsk guy's name keeps cropping up in this case.
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Wait. I have a theory.
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And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog
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Why would you do that?
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Three mini-fridges are cheaper than one regular one.
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that no one is after you.
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(Jake) Geoffrey Hoytsman?
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Went on a prolonged psychotic episode
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He likes me because I got him off
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Look, this is a bad idea, Hoytsman.
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with pizzas for eyes.
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and there's no more dance in me.
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I don't get it.
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Look, yesterday I told my twins
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and lying works!
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Okay, well, I had to grab a few things at the art supply store.
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(Hitchcock) Hey, Boyle,
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Oh, uh, must have been my wife.
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(Scully) Same type of rock that was thrown through the window.
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I destroyed the good name of an American hero...
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I threatened to blow Mr. Hoytsman's head off
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Also, I fathered two children with Hoytsman's cleaning lady,
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which is why I've decided to take my own life.
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Living in an ice cream truck? Never showering?
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How could you possibly know?
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I totally forgot.
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[grunting]
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What's this?
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No, I'm no bunny-buying coward.
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This is the best $8,000 you ever spent.
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 08, 2015

Jake's mainly absentee father, Roger, comes to town to spend some time with his son. Jake can't wait to see him, but Charles is skeptical of Roger's intentions. Meanwhile, Holt tasks Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with an impossible brain teaser in exchange for Beyoncé tickets.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 01, 2015

It's the day of Gina and Charles' parents' wedding, and the whole squad is given a job to fulfill for the ceremony. However, Jake and Amy get sidetracked chasing a criminal, and Terry struggles to officiate the wedding.

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It's in the past, Amy. Move on!
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all romantic and say, "I love you."
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I already told you, I'm not go-go dancing.
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Mario, Karen, yesterday was chest and shoulders.
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Uh, what would you say is your mom's favorite move at the gym?
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Okay, thanks. Try to stay off heroin.
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I would have caught him nine months ago
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Oh, Regina, everything is so beautiful.
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an old turtleneck down the aisle.
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Wow. I can't ever imagine
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Back-to-back Catfish situations, you know?
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and I broke my neck.
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Oh, my God. Look!
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I feel like James Bond
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I was thinking I'd go with, "Jamie Gordenhorn?"
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So, you're really okay with me and Jenny Gildenhorn, huh?
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I sprang for the three button jacket.
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Oh, my God, why did I buy a cube-shaped car?
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She ended up cheating on you
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Ah! There has been a mix-up
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"'A thousand kisses from you...
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Terry, I'm sorry, but you're fired.
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I am good at emotion.
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Gregor Minsk, you're under arrest.
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I still do.
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Okay, we just need to make sure nothing else goes wrong.
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Page 18? Made it!
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Thanks, Maxi Pads.
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That's embarrassing.
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Nope. Those are my mints.
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for your slow-dance with Jenny Gildenhorn.
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and bring it with me to our weird friends' parents' wedding?
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Also it'll ruin Lynn and Darlene's wedding.
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Best of all, I fixed this!
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Second was sleeping with a roadie
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And just explain to me what is going on.
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Because you take big risks.
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Cowards.
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My mom loves you. You love her.
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but I'm having some trouble with my speech.
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Uh, it feels a little impersonal.
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that I wished the officiant had been more efficient.
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Then I have nothing. Maybe I should wing it.
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You look incredible!
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Tied with Kokomo.
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so I don't know when you're gonna do it.
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20 years later and I've been Funged again.
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Marriage is a contract...
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 15, 2015

When Jake notices that Holt has been acting moody, he teams up with Holt's husband to figure out what happened. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Charles tries to get a confession out of a geriatric suspect who pretends to be senile and adorable whenever Amy and Rosa are around.

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Went home last night... no overtime.
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He couldn't pull off a bank job.
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- I love corduroy. - He likes corduroy.
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We'll get that and a comfy chair for you to sit in.
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You're such a doll. I must pay you.
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regular cop stuff.
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Peralta, I'm not gonna discuss my home life with you.
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I was just a little slow.
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Well, now I'm cashing it in.
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Yes, I invited Gina in. You were with her.
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Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?
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In fact, he was still chuckling
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Seemed like it went real bad for you.
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I'm already out the door. It worked!
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except being charmed by these two lovely ladies.
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Yes, I know. He's always raving about how they don't have specials.
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Damn it, Diane, what are you doing after this?
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Gina, what'd he do next?
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It was his day to pick the music,
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and it's taking 17 minutes per backup!
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Are you sure we're talking about last Wednesday?
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Three mornings this week,
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Linetti? No.
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You never even tried plan A, though.
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but, Amy, you didn't know that, so you were still wrong.
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acronym HNAA.
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What more do you want from me?
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Marvin Miller is guilty,
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and, yeah, I might be scared of geese,
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with no explanation.
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Okay, so Captain Holt leaves fencing and heads north.
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Mine is, "Peralta, that's enough."
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Peralta, that's enough!
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Peralta, you genius.
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- You beat him in a dance-off? - No, I destroyed him.
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- He was mugged. - What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Wait, so you heroically fought off three guys,
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I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
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Hey, Captain, you look so tall.
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Cool, cool, no doubt. No doubt, no doubt.
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No more talk-y. Hmm.
Aired 2 years ago - Feb 08, 2015

Jake is heartbroken over Sophia, but his spirits are lifted when the squad is invited to a Homeland Security terrorist training simulation. That is, until the agent in charge assigns them the lame role of playing hostages. Meanwhile, Gina administers a psychological exam to Holt, and Amy and Rosa compete for a day off from work.

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by using your body.
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I don't buy it.
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Captain, is the entire squad at this dumb field trip?
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I was hoping to wow my professor
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It's okay, I'm no stranger to unflattering test results.
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Sophia text you?
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Hey, there.
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Princesses.
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My name is Agent Kendrick, Homeland Security.
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For practicing, that's the first time we ever tried it.
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What?
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with me to text.
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Sarge, with all due respect, I am going to completely ignore
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But I refuse to mask my natural musk
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He's a liar too, and Italian.
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There was plenty of room on that door.
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Characteristics... strength, determination, tenacity.
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We got the same score?
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There's two guards outside this door.
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of Americans.
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Shh. You're dead.
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Yep. Molly.
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Cause it sounds cooler than heaven.
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has been discriminated against more.
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Okay, you basically just lost.
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All right, meet in the basement. Here we go!
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Drop them right now. It's over.
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I thought cops loved to sit around on their fat asses
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This drill is over. Let's get the hell outta here.
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No, but there's more catharting to do.
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And this butt from Homeland?
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That was really unnecessary.
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I am a terrorist leader. My name is Francis Gruber.
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And apparently, you're at the level that can't handle us.
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until one of us is dead.
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After that, we paint ball a hostage every 15 minutes.
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Like some waddling ducks!
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Curious.
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I'm whimsical, but I'm not a lunatic.
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That is so rude.
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So you can keep your box of deception and leave me alone.
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It's just you and me.
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So. Any last words?
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Gun taped to the back.
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Less of a tactic and more of a series of incredible events.
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Next year, we're winning this thing.
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Jake, I'm sorry you didn't get your win.
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 25, 2015

When Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Jake, Jake tries to smooth things over with her boss. Meanwhile, Wuntch needs Holt's help for a job recommendation.

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I want to work in the break room,
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You're a boss, not a genie.
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Oh, I remember Zeke. Large gentleman.
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It's a mighty tree.
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Don't worry about Jake. He's gonna do great.
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and they were all baking powder.
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and keep working on your dance moves.
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He got trapped out on the balcony.
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I'm in charge. Bye!
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Well, yeah, but Zeke is in that room, and...
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I gotta say, your Hazmat suit is super scary.
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We know it's not baking powder. What is it?
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Boyle, status report?
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Great, we'll refer to them as the normies.
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I'm just gonna call them the vegetable medley,
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[Gasps] We should play them sade.
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Yeah.
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Fine, done, you're my number two.
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I'm sorry, sir, that's all I've got.
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Well, the Captain wanted to have the news on,
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Shout-out to turkey.
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Okay.
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using perfect grammar.
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You got to admit,
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I'm writing you out of my will.
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and cleaning lady.
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Let's get them some food.
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Fine, I'll have someone blindly throw
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(Both) We want heat!
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that was selling knock-off designer coats.
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Uncomfortable because of how amazing I look in this?
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Sometimes, I call him Holt the dolt.
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I'm reminding everyone of my embarrassing sexual past
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They're all faux fur and all the best brands.
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the one-time-only feast was all the food that we had.
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but I was actually being serious.
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for this meeting, perhaps a smooth jam.
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Well, second after me, so third overall.
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Oh, why is he standing on that chair?
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middle-loaf pieces of bread only.
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I don't always understand Peralta's texts.
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Then a box with a question mark.
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I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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Great idea. Great movie.
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You burned down the precinct?
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Jeffords and I will come right away.
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Told you so. Not too proud.
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 11, 2015

The squad decides it's high time Jake paid them back all the money he has owed them from over the years. Meanwhile, Amy and Holt team up to re-open the Brooklyn Broiler case.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 04, 2015

The team is excited to spend the weekend at Charles' beach house for a detectives-only-getaway, until Jake ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. Meanwhile, Charles helps Rosa send romantic texts to her new boyfriend, and Gina tries to get Amy drunk, simply for her own enjoyment.

Aired 2 years ago - Dec 14, 2014

Jake and Charles’ bro-mance starts to crack when they volunteer for an eight-day stakeout in very close quarters. Meanwhile, Captain Holt’s nephew, Marcus, comes to Brooklyn and captures Rosa’s attention.

Aired 2 years ago - Dec 07, 2014

“The Pontiac Bandit,” aka Doug Judy, is back in custody, after jamming up Jake and Rosa in his previous encounter with them. But when Rosa discovers that Judy knows the whereabouts of the “Giggle Pig” drug leader, Capt. Holt offers the perp a plea deal to help track down the drug kingpin. Meanwhile, Gina and Boyle are nervous that their parents might be getting too close, and Santiago makes Holt a Christmas gift against his wishes. MORE -LESS

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No, no, no, no, no, we're not listening.
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I thought our parents were just having a casual fling,
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if our parents turn into a real couple?
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Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?
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to give me the exact same tape?
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but then I thought, "hey, maybe the Captain could use it."
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I'm making a scrapbook of his professional highlights.
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All right, before we make a deal with this evil monster,
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We believe he runs the whole operation,
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Peralta has a point.
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♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪
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in return for Ruiz's arrest.
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Unlimited room service and minibar privileges.
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Diaz has to be nice to me.
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PB&J ride again!
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Okay, okay.
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What?
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Nah, I was just gonna use it to dry my undercarriage later.
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Tac team is on call for backup...
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Here, come on. Order something.
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Robes!
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Ugh, lord, you're starting to sweat.
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and nail those Christmas-morning candids.
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A digital scale? That's bad.
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with both our parents?
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All right, I'm searching it.
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But for right now, I'm all about helping you.
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By the way, this Tito dude, he spooks real easy, so...
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Oh!
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We'll get him a lobster and a robe.
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Yeah. Arsonist.
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for a fun "where are they now?" Section,
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I know you're being sarcastic, sarge,
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Doug Judy. Who are they?
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If we're gonna do business, I gotta see how good
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To steal the car.
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Okay, okay, all I have to do is break into this car
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Real smooth and real slow.
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I gotta ask, Peralta, do the ladies enjoy that technique?
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for inviting us on this double date.
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we would only exchange small gifts.
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Thank you so much.
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It was actually... Now that I think of it,
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I thought I told you no gifts.
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Don't worry about it.
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Yeah, I'm the boss, and this is my place.
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On the ground! NYPD!
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Aired 2 years ago - Nov 30, 2014

In an attempt to add a touch of romance to their work trip, Jake invites his girlfriend Sophia, as well as Amy’s boyfriend, Teddy, to join them at a B&B. Meanwhile, Rosa adamantly refuses to admit she is sick to Terry and Gina, and Charles is eager to help Holt with his anniversary breakfast.

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 23, 2014

While attempting to catch a drug dealer, Jake and Charles reluctantly join forces with the nerdy lead investigator at the U.S. Postal Service, Jack Danger. Meanwhile, the rest of the team helps Amy quit smoking.

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I'm going cold turkey, and it makes me irritable.
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where you can just relax and watch pretty boats go by.
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Ah, here we are.
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meaning "prudence in financial matters."
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Little brothers?
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However, there are a few around town that were never removed.
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and partnered you with a robocop?
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You know, I never smoked, but I did once have an addiction.
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I learned how to beat my cravings.
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Whoo!
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We think the drug dealers have been using
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For an hour.
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Love your precinct.
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Detective Rosa Diaz, meet my new partner, Jack donger.
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B-side's got some banging sousa deep cuts.
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They do?
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and check out the box?
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He's gone.
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That I gotta see!
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Go, razzmataz.
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You're going me on a lunchtime jog.
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and he got away?
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I'm sorry, Rosa, can I talk to you in private for a second?
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No, tools can be useful. He's the world's smallest tool.
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I don't know what "behonkus" means, but yes.
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and you will receive holiday cards from him forever.
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Really good. No nicotine cravings at all.
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Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?
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doing with old postal keys?
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Who collected the keys?
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I say we keep surveilling the mailboxes.
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Incorrect.
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and brought in muffins for everyone.
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It's kind of risky, Jake.
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Ugh, this place is the worst!
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Charles, that's never gone well.
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Is this a dream?
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And, Amy, you don't know this
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I am in a vast hallway.
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I'm not hearing everyone.
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Cheater!
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Globmun was the first kid in my grade to get a pube.
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Mm.
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The way I ordered you to as leader of the task force.
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Dip your penis in vinegar.
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I'm sorry I said "forever" stamps are a lie
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Oh, great read!
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 16, 2014

The precinct goes into lockdown mode on Thanksgiving night and Jake, who was left in charge, is confident in his ability to keep spirits high and avoid chaos. Amy is less confident, as things spiral out of control.

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Done.
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You're a boss, not a genie.
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My brother-in-law Zeke is in town.
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It's a mighty tree.
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Don't worry about Jake. He's gonna do great.
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I'm gonna go home and stuff my goose.
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similar packages this month,
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Okay, so I'll keep everyone updated,
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Can you please calm it down? We're doing fine here.
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Yeah. Too bad, you're not invited.
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You live out here. Do you have a home office?
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All right, sorry for the delay, but I have some news.
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till they can run detailed tests.
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Great, we'll refer to them as the normies.
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six lawyers.
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We want people to be happy and calm.
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Good, sounds like we dodged a bullet there.
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Tinker bell is a loyal lieutenant
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with a chair that is actually a chair?
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I was recording it for later.
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Now, let's get serious and focus up.
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happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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[Whispering] This is going really well.
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And our second option is surveillance footage
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Look at that, two painted ladies just joined in.
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'Cause you're being melodramatic,
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over the people that pay you: President of a country
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Oh. Okay, not a problem.
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And soda too?
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We're freezing in here! We want heat!
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tell them that they're gonna be here awhile,
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Right.
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See you, brother.
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To Charles, I leave you the memories of my supple form.
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to find any "heat" because it's more of a concept,
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Interesting fact there... It turns out
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Look, we're doing this my way. I'm the Captain now!
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I'm sort of the number two guy around here.
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They don't know yet, but I promise you,
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Great, thank you.
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Oh, the Captain wants four sandwiches.
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[Scoffs] This dude is the worst.
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another box with a question mark,
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This is a human rights violation!
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We have to quash this.
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So, Captain, I have some news.
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in which a dirtbag set Hitchcock's nap couch on fire.
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Yeah.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 09, 2014

Jake hits it off with Sophia, a woman whom he meets at a bar, only to find out she is the defense attorney for a perp he is trying to put in jail. Meanwhile, Gina and Charles work to put their relationship behind them.

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Whoo! Nailed it.
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disciplinary guidelines.
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Maybe.
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You know, I actually heard about a guy
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That's nothing. Amateur night.
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labeled "fire spirit."
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The hotel says the "bubbles and bathrobes" package
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I want that room, Gina.
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What? Rosa must've done this.
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Okay, now guess.
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Oh, we played, which was difficult
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who then murdered him to celebrate?
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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So you're intimidated by your own job?
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Because I'm not interested in you.
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You already have a campaign slogan.
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Button maker?
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Sir, permission to arrest Diaz
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Dismissed.
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based on her ability to lie all over me.
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Everyone likes to be the little spoon.
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Says the guy who uses a sunglasses case as a wallet.
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my favorite food blog!
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Sounds like both of you have pretty great plans tonight.
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I wish you wouldn't.
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I have an unimpeachable eyewitness who saw everything.
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The challenge is keeping the buttons on.
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It's okay. I knew about that.
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(Sophia) No further questions, your honor.
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No. What wasn't cool was you trying to air make-out
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What, you think John Adams was just some idiot?
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Carl, you wanna come?
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because I don't want this perp to walk.
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But seriously, I think you need to get checked for rabies.
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All right, I'm gonna win this case
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Welcome to my nightmares, Amy-Scully minotaur.
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Because you're royally screwing up.
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in conflict with my superiors.
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Okay. I'll do it.
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It was hidden in an old dumbwaiter
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Your honor, she stole my saying.
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who once said, "to believe all men honest is folly.
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Okay, please drop a nugget.
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You've both made compelling points
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Not guilty. Oh, come on!
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Maybe stop calling my client a criminal,
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that I now see says "emergency exit only" on it,
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 02, 2014

There’s a mole in the precinct and Holt and Jake need to find out who it is before Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch gets wind of it. Meanwhile, Terry and Rosa visit a “silent” disco to uncover new leads for their new drug task force.

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No! No!
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Peralta.
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Didn't wanna miss that.
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If you have a minute, I'd love a detailed report
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A drug task force that hasn't found any drugs?
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Sorry. I had to talk my twins into getting their hair done.
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Wuntch is waiting for this task force to fail.
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Great. I hope there's a lot of drug activity there.
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All right, that's it.
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There's still some files at my old place.
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[Hoarsely] Car, initiate ghost mode.
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Pocket donut!
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about a month ago.
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I'm going to a prenatal yoga class.
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Don't be mad, Jake. You still know me.
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Little Terry loved the hustle.
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Have a water on the house.
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That was insane.
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turning into a career-threatening quagmire.
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my precinct, from my customary helm, my office.
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of what defines me as a man.
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It's like, how did it all slip away?
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We need to make sure that no one else finds out.
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And now, I'm bringing them back.
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Raymond, your work life is here.
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But more importantly, what does the "J" stand for?
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You said you knew everything about these people.
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so he has to be involved.
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Let's figure out who that mole is.
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I don't. Do you know how much math
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Sarge, the giggle pig.
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Mm... Plus with twins,
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I'm so upset.
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(Jake) What else, what else, what else?
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Dog bra. [Dog growling]
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I can't believe we can't figure out who the mole is.
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and have many criminal contacts.
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and I've never been accused of impropriety.
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how come you didn't know there was a mole
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Peralta, shouldn't you be suspended by now?
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but she can't get access, so she sent in a spy.
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She already knew he was a germaphobe
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Boink!
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But honestly, it's not as embarrassing as you think.
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Imagine that wrapped around you.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 19, 2014

The Peralta / Holt annual Halloween bet continues when Jake challenges the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. Meanwhile, Gina is upset that her dance team, Floorgasm, kicks her off the squad and Terry confronts her about her bad attitude.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 12, 2014

The squad has time to kill when the arrival of the Serbian President’s motorcade to Brooklyn has been delayed. So, Jake launches “The Jimmy Jab Games,” an annual series of competitions in the precinct. Meanwhile, Terry and Holt take on a new drug task force approved by Holt’s nemesis, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch.

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There's a new drug in the precinct,
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you should have brought your own.
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What do you say we make it interesting this year?
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That's actually not a bad policy.
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I already don't have to give it to you.
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But I realized that I left the tape
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But strength is not your issue.
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We'll just be here till you get back.
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♪ Aaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaah ♪
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We play for the phone numbers of Rosa's friends.
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But the real prize is the Winchester 3000,
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The winner gets a bonus in the final round.
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Sergeant Jeffords, why don't you just lie down?
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That moustache was era-appropriate.
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Rejecting a valid request for such a petty reason,
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Hey, buddy.
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Well, if you want that tape back,
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The Jimmy jabs has claimed its first victims.
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Sure hope I don't sprain my arm during the face,
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I'm gonna go nuts on the daisies.
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Damn right, I did. And I forgot my birth control.
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I'm not even that cool myself.
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He's kicking so much. You wanna feel?
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Adorable. Right?
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My advice... next time don't act like a crazy idiot.
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Where were you? I got eliminated.
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That's right.
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on the river of no rules?
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Then prove it.
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which victory dance should I do?
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You must be pretty nervous.
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What a high!
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So they're calling the drug "giggle pig"?
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You're like the league of nations in '36...
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Captain Holt, how serious a threat
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That was amazing!
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I'm surprised you didn't see what was going on in there.
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Not if we make those arrests.
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Yes. We all need luck.
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Ah! Mmm!
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whoever grabs their printout first is the winner!
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Someone answer him now!
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Nobody even cares who wins.
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are gonna cut you out.
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The serbian President's plane is wheels up.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 05, 2014

Holt is taken by surprise when his longtime nemesis, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch arrives for an inspection of his precinct. Meanwhile, Jake and Terry test the boundaries of “work friends” vs. “friend friends” as they investigate a stabbing at a hipster chocolate milk bar.

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None taken! People love their pets.
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I just figured it was some "milkers."
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is a great way to make friends.
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Oh! Ugh! It's so bitter!
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Yup, got it.
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but she had to cancel.
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I mean, it's not like I can avoid them.
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But if you're here,
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I will attempt to cooperate with you.
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Of course not.
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No, his body is so physically massive
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Hey, what do you think of captain Holt?
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No, no, it's so small!
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Wait, wait, wait...
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Because I'm not done with my testicles yet.
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Come... here... Phone!
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That was the drugs talking. I was high as a kite.
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I know, he made me promise to not let him get that surgery.
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And since my arrival, violent crime has gone down
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Looks like we both want that stapler.
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that happened the night before she was to turn it in.
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Raymond...
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I assume that was auto-corrected from "feces."
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so it's a pretty sweet view.
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saw the pilates perv or anyone else
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If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
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Oh, God!
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does not mean we are friends.
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All I drank when I was a baby was chocolate milk.
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I haven't heard of DRK MLK
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This cost me so much money.
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from your very stupid self.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
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You have been conquered.
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The letter of recommendation she wrote for you 25 years ago.
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because of the... Night before.
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Your sexual identity is the one thing
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You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter!
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- What? - Cornrows!
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because it only seemed work apropes,
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Jake, I have no idea what you're talking about,
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I'm sorry about your precious grade, Santiago,
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I'm not a man of unlimited cajoling.
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Sarge, hey!
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Thank you, microscope head.
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See you on the other side.
Aired 2 years ago - Sep 28, 2014

Jake’s undercover FBI operation ends in a successful sting, until he learns one mobster has gotten away. As Jake enlists Charles’ help to track him down, Holt tests the squad’s patience with practice drills.

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♪ And a man and a milk shake ♪
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smoked a whole cigar without vomiting,
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So now that we are alone,
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I mean, it's right up there with Sylvester stools
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I know we left things weird,
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Eh.
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I want my money.
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Not a problem. We can help you.
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You pretty excited about Jake being back?
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Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right?
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I got aroused last night
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Peralta, special agent Marx is here to make your transfer
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that the operation turned out to be
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The tac team screwed up, hit his apartment up
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I guarantee you they do.
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Benny de Conti will know about it.
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Charles, don't do this to yourself, all right?
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and punch me in the face.
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The old lady confessed to a 40-year-old unsolved murder
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Hi, my name is Timmy, and I'm lost.
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if we knew why we were doing these drills.
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No kid talks like that.
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Lot of cops especially.
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But I can tell you his girl, Bianca, just called in.
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we would do all kinds of things together
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a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv."
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With three people we can have a real massage train now.
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I got a real wet mouth.
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- Copy that. - Time to get back into character.
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I miss my mommy. This is boring.
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I worked so hard on that.
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Well, which Jake are you?
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I got the address somewhere. Hold on.
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I don't have a gun.
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Charles, no.
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Okay, everybody out!
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to his children as his favorite assistant.
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♪ Mario is doing it with Teresa ♪
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♪ But also with her younger sister Valerie ♪
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Good thing someone came prepared.
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and I'm no longer wolf-worthy.
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You're not gonna apologize, sergeant?
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when we don't even know why we're doing these drills.
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My husband says he hasn't seen me smile in weeks.
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Well played, Timmy.
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I need you to shoot down that plane.
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Charles, may I borrow your hat please? Sure.
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I left food everywhere.