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Season 2  "Bachelorette Party"  2x22

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 09, 2013

Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party while Nick and Winston awkwardly take her fiancé, Shivrang, out for the night. Then, as Schmidt desperately tries to find a real girlfriend in time for the wedding in order to get a “plus one,” he is forced to seek out his old girlfriend from his “fat Schmidt” college days.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 1
Hello... Shivrang? What are you doing here?
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- Get in my room right now, Schmidt. Move. - I'm going to your room right now.
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So you just assume that I won't have a serious partner by then?
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- Not a challenge. - Time to go make some dreams come true.
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I can't stand for more than 60 seconds
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You can look. Don't touch.
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She's coming. Cece'soming.
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Winston! Oh, take the car. Take the car.
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Complete with your favorite game,
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 11
Ankita-ji, this is Jess,
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 12
- Pin the dong. - Pin it. - I can't.
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- Am I right, ladies? - No. - No.
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does that make this my surprise bachelor party?
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- Dead Dad Pass! New topic! - Cece's really freaking out.
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If you want to end this, we need to get a photo of Shivrang's penis.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 19
What is wrong with you?!
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 20
- Yes! Time for porn cinema. - No!
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 21
But then I offer it to them on a silver platter
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 22
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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 24
You dated Elizabeth for, like...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 25
This little... this little one went to market.
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That's what... my whole thing about the whole thing
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- bachelor party game right now. - Mm-hmm, all right.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 28
No, it's not... Absolutely not.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 29
No bottoms?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 30
I promise you, this is so not me.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 31
and maybe you need to get to know Shivrang a little bit more,
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 32
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my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
♪ Keep going till you hit the spot. ♪
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 35
Yeah.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 36
What is going on... is that, uh...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
All right, all right, enough!
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
I have... I have to talk to her.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
- Shivrang. - What, Shivrang? Shivrang, what?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 40
Sorry. I'm so sorry. I immediately regret that.
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I would like to take you to a wedding, because I miss you
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 44
so she gets very sad, and then, breaks off the wedding,
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 45
You stopped listening to me.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 46
with all my heart.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 47
That is not his leg.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 48
- they made you do it. - Oh, it's okay.
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- Hello, you. - What's up, Nadia?
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But not-not... not here.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 2
- Get in my room right now, Schmidt. Move. - I'm going to your room right now.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 3
So you just assume that I won't have a serious partner by then?
#3
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- Not a challenge. - Time to go make some dreams come true.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 5
I can't stand for more than 60 seconds
#5
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You can look. Don't touch.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 7
She's coming. Cece'soming.
#7
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Winston! Oh, take the car. Take the car.
#9
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Complete with your favorite game,
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 11
Ankita-ji, this is Jess,
#11
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- Pin the dong. - Pin it. - I can't.
#12
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- Am I right, ladies? - No. - No.
#14
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does that make this my surprise bachelor party?
#16
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- Dead Dad Pass! New topic! - Cece's really freaking out.
#17
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If you want to end this, we need to get a photo of Shivrang's penis.
#18
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What is wrong with you?!
#19
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- Yes! Time for porn cinema. - No!
#20
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But then I offer it to them on a silver platter
#21
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You dated Elizabeth for, like...
#24
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This little... this little one went to market.
#25
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That's what... my whole thing about the whole thing
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 27
- bachelor party game right now. - Mm-hmm, all right.
#27
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No, it's not... Absolutely not.
#28
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No bottoms?
#29
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I promise you, this is so not me.
#30
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and maybe you need to get to know Shivrang a little bit more,
#31
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my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
♪ Keep going till you hit the spot. ♪
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 35
Yeah.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 36
What is going on... is that, uh...
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
All right, all right, enough!
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
I have... I have to talk to her.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
- Shivrang. - What, Shivrang? Shivrang, what?
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 40
Sorry. I'm so sorry. I immediately regret that.
#40
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I would like to take you to a wedding, because I miss you
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 44
so she gets very sad, and then, breaks off the wedding,
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 45
You stopped listening to me.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 46
with all my heart.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 47
That is not his leg.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 48
- they made you do it. - Oh, it's okay.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 49
- Hello, you. - What's up, Nadia?
#49
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But not-not... not here.
#50