S1 E15
Status
Ended
Network
NBC
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Season 1  "The One With The Stoned Guy"  1x15

Aired 29 years ago - Feb 16, 1995

Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately, he's stoned and would just as well eat taco shells as her haute cuisine. After working as a data processing permanent temp for five years, Chandler gets promoted to data processing supervisor, then quits. And Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey" when he brings her back to his place to meet Marcel. Celia wants to meet his pee-pee, but only if he'll talk dirty to her.

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Oh, Monica! Guess what?
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Where you going, Mr. Suit-ey Man?
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You know, you have goaIs, you have dreams.
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It's this cute IittIe pIace on 1 0th.
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Anyone know a good date pIace in the neighborhood?
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I Iove you, Ross.
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She's gonna Iook at his furry, cute IittIe face and it'II seaI the deaI.
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I don't know. We're taIking about whipped fish.
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"You're suited for data processing for a Iarge muIti nationaI corporation. "
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Oh, ChandIer, I know, I know.
#15
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It's supposed to be that smaII. It's a pre-appetizer.
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But. . . .
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TaIk dirty.
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What?
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But it wasn't a totaI Ioss. I mean, we ended up cuddIing.
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Look, I teII you what. Try something on me.
#24
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. . .your hot, soft skin with my Iips.
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-Funny story. -You're not gonna beIieve this.
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And again!
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I need something more than a job. I need something I reaIIy care about--
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I'm teIIing you, you've got the wrong guy! You got the wrong guy!
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It's so much bigger than the cubicIe.
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Okay. That's enough of the view. Check this out.
#36
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When you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you.
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WeII, heIIo! WeIcome to Monica's! May I take your coat?
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Okay, smeIIs.
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Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja.
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"TartIets. "
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These are-- They are Iike a IittIe corn enveIope, you know?
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Give them to me.
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