S1 E16
Status
Ended
Network
NBC
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Season 1  "The One With Two Parts (1)"  1x16

Aired 22 years ago - Feb 23, 1995

Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected. Meanwhile, Chandler finds himself between a rock and a hard place, when he is told to fire an employee he is attracted to. And Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan.

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Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
Uh, Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 2
ROSS: Oh.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 3
Well, isn't that gonna be weird?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
I'm J.C. And he's Michael.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 5
And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 6
Like buddies.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
- Weekly Estimated... - Oh, Net Usage Statistics.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that...
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
Oh, cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
Well, someone was supposed to write:
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 15
Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 16
I mean, it's true, we were one egg once.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 17
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 18
Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 19
Mommies, get on your back.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 20
I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training because I'm a woman.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 21
All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 22
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 23
Listen, I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 24
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 25
Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 26
Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
How bad could it be?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
It looks like her.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Your turn.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 30
[CHARACTERS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 31
I'm just trying to find the right moment.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 32
Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 33
My cats can't sleep.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 34
Try this on to make sure it fits.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 35
- Are you seeing her again tonight? - Yep, Ice Capades.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 36
Well, maybe now it's not okay.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 37
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 38
She's still here.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 39
In fact, he, uh, mentioned the word "frenzy."
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 40
...until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 41
For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 42
What that woman...
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 43
Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 44
Ross?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 45
I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat.
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 46
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 47
You meant sex, right?
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 48
Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because...
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 49
Oh, my God. You're amazing.
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Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 2
ROSS: Oh.
#2
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 3
Well, isn't that gonna be weird?
#3
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
I'm J.C. And he's Michael.
#4
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 5
And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.
#5
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 6
Like buddies.
#6
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7 #7 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8 #8 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
- Weekly Estimated... - Oh, Net Usage Statistics.
#9
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that...
#10
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11 #11 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
Oh, cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel.
#12
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
Well, someone was supposed to write:
#13
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14 #14 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 15
Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?
#15
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I mean, it's true, we were one egg once.
#16
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 17
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
#17
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 18
Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing.
#18
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 19
Mommies, get on your back.
#19
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 20
I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training because I'm a woman.
#20
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 21
All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath.
#21
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 22 #22 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 23
Listen, I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly.
#23
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 24 #24 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 25
Would you like to have dinner sometime?
#25
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 26
Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?
#26
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
How bad could it be?
#27
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
It looks like her.
#28
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Your turn.
#29
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[CHARACTERS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
#30
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 31
I'm just trying to find the right moment.
#31
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 32
Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore.
#32
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 33
My cats can't sleep.
#33
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 34
Try this on to make sure it fits.
#34
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 35
- Are you seeing her again tonight? - Yep, Ice Capades.
#35
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 36
Well, maybe now it's not okay.
#36
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 37 #37 Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 38
She's still here.
#38
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 39
In fact, he, uh, mentioned the word "frenzy."
#39
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 40
...until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.
#40
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 41
For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.
#41
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 42
What that woman...
#42
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 43
Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
#43
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 44
Ross?
#44
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 45
I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat.
#45
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You meant sex, right?
#47
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 48
Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because...
#48
Recap of Friends Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 49
Oh, my God. You're amazing.
#49
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