Eastbound & Down

As Kenny adjusts to the new realities of his life, a twist of fate alters his future with the Mermen.

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Hey, Kenny, you know, I was thinking...

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Fuck.

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Mmm-hmm, this is awesome!

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You are no longer the star player of the Mermen.

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And fuck you too, you black dick licker.

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You can't keep storming into my classrooms. We're broken up.

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Well, truth be told. I'm a grown-up, real person.

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My shit is about as real as it gets.

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Cause I popped that cherry. That's right, I tore it out for all you young guys.

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Saying good-bye to you, is gonna hurt.

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Except it doesn't stink like fucking buttholes and donkeys.

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Maybe I am one of those pussies that does like family.

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The last thing we need in Texas, is another goddamn baby dragging us down.

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Give up your possible fucking co-starring role,

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And I give you the right to name your child after me. Regardless of gender.

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Gonna go live a life of being much richer and famouser.

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But, now it's the home to Spurgen.

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All the wealth that I will acquire. All the fame, and fortunes...

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When we were gonna go to Tampa. It hurt a lot.

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Kenny Powers, to a personal victory.

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And that took commitment, Lord.

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Tonight, for the first time, in his own public demonstration in front of you!

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Fuck yeah, Jesus. Amen.

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Despite the countless obstacles and adversities I faced along the way.

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Whoo! Fuck me!

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Standing by a champion is a feat unto itself.

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And to start being a champion instead.

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I... I can see that.

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