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Season 3  "Chapter 16"  3x3

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 04, 2012

Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.

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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Okay...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
"Most coolest and amazing shit, awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach."
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Once upon a time, I believed in destiny.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Six-foot-three, 215 pounds...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Squirtin' fire like a dragon's pussy. Ha!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Yeah? I'm good. You give, give me a second here to talk.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You don't throw 102 in practice.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
I'm dyin' to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
You've never let me down yet, Kenny.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Cool. Well, thank you for believing in me in all your heart, it...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
She also tried to seduce me, put, put me into drugs, and
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. Swimming, Jet Ski...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Oh, no kidding? When he lived in Mexico.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
You don't get in his way, then. Hey!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
The trident... Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught, Ivan.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
In order to become a man, and on the team, you have to crawl into there and murder a rat.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
if he would've kept saying, "No," every time he fuckin' asked him to do something?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
We shall see about that, my friend.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
And that one's done, too. Inside of you.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
You're my fucking ride! Fuck you, motherfucker!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I got a lot of emotional baggage and shit that I've been dealing with lately so...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
But it's transformed...into something far, more, powerful.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure and possibly cheating on my wife.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
You need to fucking destroy now.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
It is six-to-one, Mermen, top of the ninth.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
You ready to show this Russian motherfucker how we do this shit in the States?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
I don't have to fight with you guys. Get off the fuckin' mound.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50

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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Okay...
#2
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
"Most coolest and amazing shit, awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach."
#3
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7.
#4
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Once upon a time, I believed in destiny.
#5
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Six-foot-three, 215 pounds...
#6
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Squirtin' fire like a dragon's pussy. Ha!
#7
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Yeah? I'm good. You give, give me a second here to talk.
#8
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9 #9 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You don't throw 102 in practice.
#10
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
I'm dyin' to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place?
#11
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato.
#12
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego.
#13
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
You've never let me down yet, Kenny.
#14
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me...
#15
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Cool. Well, thank you for believing in me in all your heart, it...
#16
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
She also tried to seduce me, put, put me into drugs, and
#17
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18 #18 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19 #19 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. Swimming, Jet Ski...
#20
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Oh, no kidding? When he lived in Mexico.
#21
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
You don't get in his way, then. Hey!
#22
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
The trident... Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice.
#23
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught, Ivan.
#24
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
In order to become a man, and on the team, you have to crawl into there and murder a rat.
#25
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
if he would've kept saying, "No," every time he fuckin' asked him to do something?
#26
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
We shall see about that, my friend.
#28
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
And that one's done, too. Inside of you.
#29
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
You're my fucking ride! Fuck you, motherfucker!
#30
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I got a lot of emotional baggage and shit that I've been dealing with lately so...
#32
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected.
#34
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp!
#35
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to.
#36
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
But it's transformed...into something far, more, powerful.
#37
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure and possibly cheating on my wife.
#38
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
You need to fucking destroy now.
#39
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
It is six-to-one, Mermen, top of the ninth.
#41
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
You ready to show this Russian motherfucker how we do this shit in the States?
#42
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43 #43 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44 #44 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45 #45 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47 #47 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
I don't have to fight with you guys. Get off the fuckin' mound.
#48
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