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Season 3

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 15, 2012

As Kenny adjusts to the new realities of his life, a twist of fate alters his future with the Mermen.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 08, 2012

Kenny hopes to get back on his coach's good side and return to his spot on the pitching staff, but his bumpy ride on the road to redemption continues. Meanwhile, Stevie tries to make things right with Maria.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 25, 2012

Kenny tries a new pitch while attempting to be a better man and more responsible father; Stevie can't shake his feelings of remorse.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 18, 2012

Kenny gets surprise visitors, and tries to regain control of the team by throwing the mother of all Fourth of July parties. Meanwhile, Stevie frets over delivering bad news to Maria.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 11, 2012

Kenny thinks his son, Toby, is cursed, and might be to blame for a recent run of bad luck; and later tries to bond with Shane's puritanical family. Meanwhile, Stevie is racked with guilt.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 04, 2012

Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.

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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
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Okay...
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"Most coolest and amazing shit, awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach."
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A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7.
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Once upon a time, I believed in destiny.
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Six-foot-three, 215 pounds...
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Squirtin' fire like a dragon's pussy. Ha!
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Yeah? I'm good. You give, give me a second here to talk.
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You don't throw 102 in practice.
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I'm dyin' to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place?
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Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato.
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I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego.
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You've never let me down yet, Kenny.
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If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me...
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Cool. Well, thank you for believing in me in all your heart, it...
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She also tried to seduce me, put, put me into drugs, and
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Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. Swimming, Jet Ski...
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Oh, no kidding? When he lived in Mexico.
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You don't get in his way, then. Hey!
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The trident... Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice.
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I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught, Ivan.
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In order to become a man, and on the team, you have to crawl into there and murder a rat.
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if he would've kept saying, "No," every time he fuckin' asked him to do something?
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We shall see about that, my friend.
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And that one's done, too. Inside of you.
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You're my fucking ride! Fuck you, motherfucker!
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I got a lot of emotional baggage and shit that I've been dealing with lately so...
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Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected.
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And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp!
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He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to.
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But it's transformed...into something far, more, powerful.
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I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure and possibly cheating on my wife.
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You need to fucking destroy now.
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It is six-to-one, Mermen, top of the ninth.
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You ready to show this Russian motherfucker how we do this shit in the States?
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I don't have to fight with you guys. Get off the fuckin' mound.
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Aired 8 years ago - Feb 26, 2012

Kenny tracks down Stevie, who's working at Ashley Schaeffer's car dealership, when he heads north with the baby to find April.

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Look, I haven't heard from her, all right? I'm sorry. I can't help you.
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I poked holes in it, it's fine, he can breathe through it.
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and bounce him on my head in a basket like your people do.
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Palms up, everybody. Put your hands out.
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but I don't know how I can help you, because I haven't talked to April in months.
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It's not going to be easy because both of your parents are horrible.
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Ah, my Bibliotheca, huh.
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I can't understand a fucking word you're saying.
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Well, would you lookie there? There's old whistle dick out here.
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Damn, Stevie.
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What's up with the womanly tone?
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Nobody wanted your dang gum book, Kenny. Nobody.
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does not think it's a good idea that I talk to you anymore.
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Yeah.
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You firing baseballs around my place didn't help much either, but I'm much happier here.
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Is that a gun?
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And his chores ain't done till the sun goes down.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo! How'd you like that, son?
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Hi there, precious! How are you? Oh my, God.
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He told me she called, talking some shit about needing some time.
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When I'm still trying to raise a baseball comeback?
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I said, look before you leap... Marinade on it, think about it.
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And suches, this little baby stuff.
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All right, you're just going to have to trust me on this one, buddy.
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Find your destiny.
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And I'd like to raise a glass to myself, the leader of this flock.
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Ashley, I thought I raised you better than that, boy.
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This is my friend's truck, so don't...
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She may give lap dance later on.
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We're serving dessert early. Lift up your blouse.
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Who's gonna be the lucky man?
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Stevie, why the fuck are you dressed up like The Joy Luck Club?
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I'm going with Kenny fucking Powers!
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It's time for me to collect.
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Wonderful! Now you run upstairs and go wash yourself for father.
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Don't try nothing.
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Mammy, here, told me about your tomfoolery in the tool shed.
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I propose this to you, Mr. Powers.
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No, Kenny! I'm not worth it! I'm not worth it!
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Aired 8 years ago - Feb 19, 2012

In the third-season premiere, Kenny finds himself in Myrtle Beach, S.C., as the closer for a minor-league baseball team, but he also has a reunion with April for his son's first birthday in his North Carolina hometown.