S3 E5
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Season 3  "Chapter 18"  3x5

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 18, 2012

Kenny gets surprise visitors, and tries to regain control of the team by throwing the mother of all Fourth of July parties. Meanwhile, Stevie frets over delivering bad news to Maria.

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I think it's time you finally meet my son.
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Andrea, this is Toby. He's a fucking baby. And he's my son.
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Know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause I'm takin' his shit.
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all of Myrtle Beach elite is gonna be there, and guess what?
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Well, Club Celebrations is paying Ivan to DJ this 4th of July party.
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raving out to the sounds of goddamn DJ Communism.
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That's right. Nope, nope. That's right.
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Well, I thought you, you'd at least be a little happy to see me and your brother.
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Been some dark months.
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You have lost your fucking mind.
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If that shit happens, I can kiss the majors goodbye, okay?
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I fuckin' cheated on her!
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Fuckin' pat yourself on the back! You got your dick wet. I didn't even see that coming.
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No, no, he just has to go number one.
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Casper! Do not mess with these, they're all alphabetized.
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I'm not a child molester.
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You're just so beautiful.
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I love you, too.
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This party's gonna put us right back on top.
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Nope. He's my son, you're not touching him. Where the fuck is Maria?
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My life is over! It's over!
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You've been working so hard lately.
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Maybe they're at work.
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Russia. Put your hands up in the air.
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Hey, fuck you!
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What the fuck are you doing here? You missed my grand entrance.
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For those of you who don't know, which I'm assuming is most of you,
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and come party and celebrate our nation's birthday
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Hey.
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I feel like my life has become Requiem for a Dream,
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Like it's impossible to be a dad and worry about your career all at the same time?
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