Eastbound & Down

Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.

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#2

"Most coolest and amazing shit, awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach."

#3

A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7.

#4

Once upon a time, I believed in destiny.

#5

Six-foot-three, 215 pounds...

#6

Squirtin' fire like a dragon's pussy. Ha!

#7

Yeah? I'm good. You give, give me a second here to talk.

#8 #9

You don't throw 102 in practice.

#10

I'm dyin' to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place?

#11

Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato.

#12

I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego.

#13

You've never let me down yet, Kenny.

#14

If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me...

#15

Cool. Well, thank you for believing in me in all your heart, it...

#16

She also tried to seduce me, put, put me into drugs, and

#17 #18 #19

Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. Swimming, Jet Ski...

#20

Oh, no kidding? When he lived in Mexico.

#21

You don't get in his way, then. Hey!

#22

The trident... Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice.

#23

I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught, Ivan.

#24

In order to become a man, and on the team, you have to crawl into there and murder a rat.

#25

if he would've kept saying, "No," every time he fuckin' asked him to do something?

#26 #27

We shall see about that, my friend.

#28

And that one's done, too. Inside of you.

#29

You're my fucking ride! Fuck you, motherfucker!

#30 #31

I got a lot of emotional baggage and shit that I've been dealing with lately so...

#32 #33

Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected.

#34

And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp!

#35

He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to.

#36

But it's transformed...into something far, more, powerful.

#37

I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure and possibly cheating on my wife.

#38

You need to fucking destroy now.

#39 #40

It is six-to-one, Mermen, top of the ninth.

#41

You ready to show this Russian motherfucker how we do this shit in the States?

#42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47

I don't have to fight with you guys. Get off the fuckin' mound.

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