Eastbound & Down

Kenny attends a BBQ at April and Terrence's house where his romantic feelings for April intensify. Later, Stevie puts together a DVD of Kenny's greatest moments in the hopes that the major leagues will notice.

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#2

Hey, loser! Eyes fucking down! Have some respect for Coach Powers!

#3

What's going on out here? You gentlemen teaching a joint class out here or...?

#4 #5

I'm busting your chops, fella.

#6

I guess I'm starting to and I don't like it. I'll see you later, Kenny.

#7

This weekend at my house. You don't know about this?

#8

-lt gives the contrast of a nice blue sky. -Beat it, Kyle.

#9

Why don't you start by trying to tell me what you were supposed to?

#10

You're invited. It's on Saturday.

#11 #12

So she forgot to invite you. Why would you want to go anyway?

#13

As if their fucking cookout is any sort of big thing.

#14

...fucking Puerto Rican chicks showing their pussies and tits off everywhere.

#15 #16

I don't want no pussy-getting-wet dresses for this cookout.

#17

...and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug. That's what I know.

#18 #19

Yeah, l-- I thought it was just gonna be VlPs, but it--

#20

You're not gonna know Cutler's triathlon people.

#21

He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off.

#22

You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers...

#23 #24 #25

Hot kind of pepper. I've lost a few pounds--

#26

Excuse me, can I have everybody's attention?

#27

You are about to see the most exciting promotional video...

#28

How do you know Kenny?

#29

Hey, you know what, though? I do have a paddle. I have a big--

#30 #31 #32 #33

-Fuck me. -I want you.

#34

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

#35 #36

No, I'm not your boss, but Kenny is and I'm more important than you in Kenny's life...

#37

Okay, you know what? I think that you've had enough.

#38 #39

Hey, hey. Lower the tone, Cutler.

#40

-Throw us a curveball. -You don't smoke.

#41

He said you work for him now because you're jack shit.

#42 #43 #44 #45

...Buddha, L. Ron, whoever.

#46

Because that's just the way shit works sometimes.

#47 #48

I mean, at a certain point, I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

#49

...or to throw a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants.

#50