Eastbound & Down

Kenny decides to give up on his dream of returning to professional baseball. Meanwhile, arrogant car dealer Ashley comes back into the picture.

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#2

-Yeah, it-- -Are you retarded? Are you stupid?

#3

No. That-- He-- I'm sorry too. A reality show would be really cool for you.

#4 #5

...of you throwing that cinder block through that BMW window.

#6

Wow, pretty impressive.

#7

It's been a long time since I've seen you around.

#8 #9

No, there's not gonna be any goddamn face-off, all right?

#10

...and I'm not gonna break it for the sake of capitalism.

#11

... human trafficking...

#12

That's his enemy. His enemy.

#13 #14

This is not about you, it's about me.

#15

Right now that's a battle I don't think I can win.

#16

...and let me kind of just contemplate on my own pains and sorrows right now...

#17 #18

-Just like you guys. -Hey, listen.

#19

-I stopped us before things got out of hand. -A lot of men do what you did, so--

#20 #21

Oh, of course. I understand that. Yes. Yep.

#22 #23 #24

Then again, maybe not.

#25

Can we take care of this shit out back?

#26

People don't wanna see a washed-up party animal.

#27

Well, I'm happy for you, Kenny, man.

#28

Forecast is for snow treats. Let's roll, baby.

#29 #30

...about some pitch-off between you and Kenny Powers.

#31

-What's this about a pitch-off? -Nothing.

#32

-Teaching school? -Well, if it isn't Ass and Wipe.

#33

Want that job done faster? Do it your fucking self. We're leaving.

#34

Fucking rednecks.

#35

Look whose mama let him come out and play today.

#36

This is what I'm talking about, a fucking showdown.

#37 #38

...you two becoming one.

#39

...right here at the one and only Ashley Schaeffer BMW.

#40

-Okay, good luck. -Okay, goodbye.

#41 #42

Well, man, that shit's hard to get on short notice.

#43

I never really left.

#44

...all the way to the plate there, okay?

#45

...then the same everyday Ashley Schaeffer BMW famous low prices, okay?

#46 #47

I feel 10 feet tall right now...

#48 #49

-You came. -Here we go, Kenny, here we go.

#50