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Season 1  "Chapter 5"  1x5

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 15, 2009

Kenny decides to give up on his dream of returning to professional baseball. Meanwhile, arrogant car dealer Ashley comes back into the picture.

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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
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-Yeah, it-- -Are you retarded? Are you stupid?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
No. That-- He-- I'm sorry too. A reality show would be really cool for you.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
...of you throwing that cinder block through that BMW window.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Wow, pretty impressive.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
It's been a long time since I've seen you around.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
No, there's not gonna be any goddamn face-off, all right?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
...and I'm not gonna break it for the sake of capitalism.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
... human trafficking...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
That's his enemy. His enemy.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
This is not about you, it's about me.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
Right now that's a battle I don't think I can win.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
...and let me kind of just contemplate on my own pains and sorrows right now...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
-Just like you guys. -Hey, listen.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
-I stopped us before things got out of hand. -A lot of men do what you did, so--
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
Oh, of course. I understand that. Yes. Yep.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
Then again, maybe not.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
Can we take care of this shit out back?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
People don't wanna see a washed-up party animal.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
Well, I'm happy for you, Kenny, man.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Forecast is for snow treats. Let's roll, baby.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
...about some pitch-off between you and Kenny Powers.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
-What's this about a pitch-off? -Nothing.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
-Teaching school? -Well, if it isn't Ass and Wipe.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
Want that job done faster? Do it your fucking self. We're leaving.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
Fucking rednecks.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
Look whose mama let him come out and play today.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
This is what I'm talking about, a fucking showdown.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
...you two becoming one.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
...right here at the one and only Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
-Okay, good luck. -Okay, goodbye.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
Well, man, that shit's hard to get on short notice.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
I never really left.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
...all the way to the plate there, okay?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
...then the same everyday Ashley Schaeffer BMW famous low prices, okay?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
I feel 10 feet tall right now...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
-You came. -Here we go, Kenny, here we go.

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-Yeah, it-- -Are you retarded? Are you stupid?
#3
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
No. That-- He-- I'm sorry too. A reality show would be really cool for you.
#4
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5 #5 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
...of you throwing that cinder block through that BMW window.
#6
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Wow, pretty impressive.
#7
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
It's been a long time since I've seen you around.
#8
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9 #9 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
No, there's not gonna be any goddamn face-off, all right?
#10
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
...and I'm not gonna break it for the sake of capitalism.
#11
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
... human trafficking...
#12
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
That's his enemy. His enemy.
#13
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
This is not about you, it's about me.
#15
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
Right now that's a battle I don't think I can win.
#16
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
...and let me kind of just contemplate on my own pains and sorrows right now...
#17
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-Just like you guys. -Hey, listen.
#19
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-I stopped us before things got out of hand. -A lot of men do what you did, so--
#20
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Oh, of course. I understand that. Yes. Yep.
#22
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Then again, maybe not.
#25
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
Can we take care of this shit out back?
#26
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
People don't wanna see a washed-up party animal.
#27
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
Well, I'm happy for you, Kenny, man.
#28
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
Forecast is for snow treats. Let's roll, baby.
#29
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30 #30 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
...about some pitch-off between you and Kenny Powers.
#31
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
-What's this about a pitch-off? -Nothing.
#32
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
-Teaching school? -Well, if it isn't Ass and Wipe.
#33
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
Want that job done faster? Do it your fucking self. We're leaving.
#34
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
Fucking rednecks.
#35
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
Look whose mama let him come out and play today.
#36
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
This is what I'm talking about, a fucking showdown.
#37
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38 #38 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
...you two becoming one.
#39
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
...right here at the one and only Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
#40
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
-Okay, good luck. -Okay, goodbye.
#41
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42 #42 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
Well, man, that shit's hard to get on short notice.
#43
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
I never really left.
#44
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
...all the way to the plate there, okay?
#45
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
...then the same everyday Ashley Schaeffer BMW famous low prices, okay?
#46
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47 #47 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
I feel 10 feet tall right now...
#48
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-You came. -Here we go, Kenny, here we go.
#50