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Season 1  "Chapter 3"  1x3

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 01, 2009

Stevie gets a scoop on Kenny's possible competition when he hears of a promising young high school pitcher. Cassie wants to sell off all of Kenny's baseball memorabilia on the computer. Meanwhile, Kenny makes a commitment to a new exercise regimen.

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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
That is a foam middle finger. How many of those do we have?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
I'm gonna sell this memorabilia. We can make millions.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
Or just stay good at what you're doing, which is, I guess, being poor.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Wayne's Triple H sweatshirt just sold for $15.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
...until you actually do post your things online.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
...to move these treasures for me. I mean, think about it.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I'll pay for those extra channels that I've subscribed to...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
...is my tireless work ethic. People say Kenny is a woman hater.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in Jesus Christ.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
- What are you looking at? - Your nice hair, asshole.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
I'm still waiting on a check, so I need you to keep floating.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
- A casualty of my fucking war. - Hey. Consider it done.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
From this moment on, you guys are no longer little kids.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Well, you're about to find out that I ain't like most of these damn teachers.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
- My hands were tied, man. - I understand.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
- You mean, like, from the store? - No, motherfucker.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Obviously, I'm not gonna need steroids once I'm fucking in shape.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Did the damn zero key get stuck, honey? Good Lord.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
...maybe we should use the bids to, like, drive the price up.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
...in the goddamn World Series. I've autographed each of them.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
- I thought you said he was serious, man. - Chaz, you need to get to class.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
I can roll with that. Well, April, since you're so concerned...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Don't tell me what to do.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Strike three! You're out!
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
...don't ever fucking second-guess me, all right? Rule number one.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Yeah, I'm pretty much re-engineering man's approach to pitching...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Well, that's good for you then there, Kenny.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
- You don't got a clue, bro. - No, I got the clue.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
- Kenny- - Okay.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Do you know how many pitchers hit home runs in the majors?
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
It's been a while since you've been on top.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Yeah, sure, your past is valuable, because it made you who you are today...
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
One thing each, boys. Wayne, one thing, not two.
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Wayne, you might- There's some Kenny Powers cookies in there.

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Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
I'm gonna sell this memorabilia. We can make millions.
#2
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
Or just stay good at what you're doing, which is, I guess, being poor.
#3
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Wayne's Triple H sweatshirt just sold for $15.
#4
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
...until you actually do post your things online.
#5
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
...to move these treasures for me. I mean, think about it.
#7
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I'll pay for those extra channels that I've subscribed to...
#8
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9 #9 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
...is my tireless work ethic. People say Kenny is a woman hater.
#10
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in Jesus Christ.
#11
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
- What are you looking at? - Your nice hair, asshole.
#12
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I'm still waiting on a check, so I need you to keep floating.
#14
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
- A casualty of my fucking war. - Hey. Consider it done.
#15
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
From this moment on, you guys are no longer little kids.
#16
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Well, you're about to find out that I ain't like most of these damn teachers.
#18
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- My hands were tied, man. - I understand.
#21
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- You mean, like, from the store? - No, motherfucker.
#22
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Obviously, I'm not gonna need steroids once I'm fucking in shape.
#23
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Did the damn zero key get stuck, honey? Good Lord.
#24
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
...maybe we should use the bids to, like, drive the price up.
#25
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
...in the goddamn World Series. I've autographed each of them.
#27
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
- I thought you said he was serious, man. - Chaz, you need to get to class.
#28
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
I can roll with that. Well, April, since you're so concerned...
#29
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Don't tell me what to do.
#32
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Strike three! You're out!
#36
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
...don't ever fucking second-guess me, all right? Rule number one.
#37
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Yeah, I'm pretty much re-engineering man's approach to pitching...
#38
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Well, that's good for you then there, Kenny.
#39
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
- You don't got a clue, bro. - No, I got the clue.
#41
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
#42
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- Kenny- - Okay.
#44
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Do you know how many pitchers hit home runs in the majors?
#46
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
It's been a while since you've been on top.
#47
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Yeah, sure, your past is valuable, because it made you who you are today...
#48
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
One thing each, boys. Wayne, one thing, not two.
#49
Recap of Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Wayne, you might- There's some Kenny Powers cookies in there.
#50