S4 E3
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Season 4  "And the Childhood Not Included"  4x3

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 10, 2014

When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
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Oh, my God, I used to have room service.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
I will go to my shallow, unmarked grave
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
How did my mom ever keep that?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
for parking at the casino.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Yeah, and I think, uh, he had a little bit of polio.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
I smashed that with a rock and made my own.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
You had four C batteries in your nightstand?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Oh, I'm sorry, girls.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
and pretty bad.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
I don't know.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
Is that your little Max voice?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
Like I couldn't picture me eating fruit
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
This is why you're single, Rita.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Well, I'm sending T-Rux back to my mother.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
Oh... my... God!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
So bitchy. Love her.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
She couldn't find a man till late in life.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
is a cardboard shanty town outside of big lots.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
I was just offered $500 for T-Rux
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
She doesn't get off that easy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
and take out the floating matter.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
Han, you're kind of a baller around your fish.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Yup.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
Jack, he's talking to you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Thank you so much for seeing us so quickly.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
for the fish money because of me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
His umbilical cord is a Gucci belt.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Not to play with, they were used as decoys
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
Now while I get my check book, say hello to the Olsens.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
That nice lady out there, giving you everything you want,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
from a ball-peen hammer.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
I mean, all I wanted to do was touch the life-size Barbie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
But that's "little you" in there, Max.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Well, I guess he's just gonna have to grow up.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
I got it cheap. It was a foreclosure.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
Oh, yeah, he loves that little house.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
'cause I don't want it to get cold.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Yes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Oh, just say it!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
I can't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
It's the damn fish's birthday?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Even at Han's age, which I am guessing
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
Caroline will do it for $500.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
Yes, Father Dominic Rosello, please.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, yeah, yeah, he'll understand.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
I have a whole new respect for every guy

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
Oh, my God, I used to have room service.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
I will go to my shallow, unmarked grave
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
How did my mom ever keep that?
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
for parking at the casino.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
Yeah, and I think, uh, he had a little bit of polio.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
I smashed that with a rock and made my own.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
You had four C batteries in your nightstand?
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Oh, I'm sorry, girls.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
and pretty bad.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
I don't know.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
Is that your little Max voice?
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
Like I couldn't picture me eating fruit
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
This is why you're single, Rita.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Well, I'm sending T-Rux back to my mother.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
Oh... my... God!
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
So bitchy. Love her.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
She couldn't find a man till late in life.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
is a cardboard shanty town outside of big lots.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
I was just offered $500 for T-Rux
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
She doesn't get off that easy.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
and take out the floating matter.
#22
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Han, you're kind of a baller around your fish.
#23
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Yup.
#25
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Jack, he's talking to you.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Thank you so much for seeing us so quickly.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
for the fish money because of me.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
His umbilical cord is a Gucci belt.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Not to play with, they were used as decoys
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
Now while I get my check book, say hello to the Olsens.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
That nice lady out there, giving you everything you want,
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
from a ball-peen hammer.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
I mean, all I wanted to do was touch the life-size Barbie.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
But that's "little you" in there, Max.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Well, I guess he's just gonna have to grow up.
#37
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I got it cheap. It was a foreclosure.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
Oh, yeah, he loves that little house.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
'cause I don't want it to get cold.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Yes.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Oh, just say it!
#43
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I can't.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
It's the damn fish's birthday?
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Even at Han's age, which I am guessing
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
Caroline will do it for $500.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
Yes, Father Dominic Rosello, please.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
Oh, yeah, yeah, he'll understand.
#49
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I have a whole new respect for every guy
#50