S4 E12
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Season 4  "And the Knock-Off Knockout"  4x12

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 16, 2015

Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 1
Okay, but she better be good.
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They're getting married and I don't have a wedding donkey
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with “No Bueno” written on it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 4
We're getting hosed by some other hoes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 5
of myself in my waitress uniform.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 6
in the Eco-Social Dynamics of Western Civilization.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 7
Yeah, super cute.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 8
Those shirts. You stole them from us.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 9
Ashlin, you talk too much.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 10
And he's gonna kill you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 11
We are the charity that it needs to go to.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 13
I got like, six or seven months before I turn to dust.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 14
This is so unfair.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 15
Plus, they have to live with themselves.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 16
[bell dings]
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 17
You could be his sister.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 18
Oh, it's Oleg's and my safe word.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 19
Are you sure?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 20
of the same name.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 21
I used to deliver drugs to my mother at work on my tricycle.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 22
We need to get a lawyer.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 23
There's food waiting in the window,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 25
No one's gonna believe Han's our lawyer, anyway.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 26
Uh-oh.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 28
Well, no one arrrrrgued with us.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 30
Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up a suit
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 31
Do it with your left hand so it will feel like someone else?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 32
Okay, I created my own Cease and Desist order.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 33
Here. And Han, I hope you're a better actor than Max.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 34
No Asian was ever named that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 35
and turned an orange bath-towel into a turban.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 36
Han, you stand there and try to look smart.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 37
and the Waiting For Marriage table.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 38
Yeah, attention everyone, attention.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 39
That's like Kanye West trying to raise money for laying low.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 40
so you could be hands-free to change the channel.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 41
Let's go. They are making a fortune on us.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 42
Hey, how did you two get in here?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 43
And he is holding our Cease and Desist
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 44
He got that CEO guy who admitted he killed his whole family
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 46
but I know a little something about being bullied.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 47
It's not just the hitting and the name-calling.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 48
you become just a little less of who you were meant to be.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 49
Yeah, that's so not cool.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 50
[cheering]

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They're getting married and I don't have a wedding donkey
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 3
with “No Bueno” written on it.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 4
We're getting hosed by some other hoes.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 5
of myself in my waitress uniform.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 6
in the Eco-Social Dynamics of Western Civilization.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 7
Yeah, super cute.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 8
Those shirts. You stole them from us.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 9
Ashlin, you talk too much.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 10
And he's gonna kill you.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 11
We are the charity that it needs to go to.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 12 #12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 13
I got like, six or seven months before I turn to dust.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 14
This is so unfair.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 15
Plus, they have to live with themselves.
#15
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[bell dings]
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 17
You could be his sister.
#17
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Oh, it's Oleg's and my safe word.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 19
Are you sure?
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 20
of the same name.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 21
I used to deliver drugs to my mother at work on my tricycle.
#21
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We need to get a lawyer.
#22
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There's food waiting in the window,
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 24 #24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 25
No one's gonna believe Han's our lawyer, anyway.
#25
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Uh-oh.
#26
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Well, no one arrrrrgued with us.
#28
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Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up a suit
#30
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Do it with your left hand so it will feel like someone else?
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 32
Okay, I created my own Cease and Desist order.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 33
Here. And Han, I hope you're a better actor than Max.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 34
No Asian was ever named that.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 35
and turned an orange bath-towel into a turban.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 36
Han, you stand there and try to look smart.
#36
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and the Waiting For Marriage table.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 38
Yeah, attention everyone, attention.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 39
That's like Kanye West trying to raise money for laying low.
#39
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so you could be hands-free to change the channel.
#40
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Let's go. They are making a fortune on us.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 42
Hey, how did you two get in here?
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 43
And he is holding our Cease and Desist
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 44
He got that CEO guy who admitted he killed his whole family
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 45 #45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 46
but I know a little something about being bullied.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 47
It's not just the hitting and the name-calling.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 48
you become just a little less of who you were meant to be.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 12 (S04E12) - 49
Yeah, that's so not cool.
#49
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[cheering]
#50