S4 E16
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Season 4  "And the Zero Tolerance"  4x16

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 30, 2015

Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 1
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- I think the eggs were bad. - The eggs are fine, Kirk.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
He knows the exact right jack-to-cheddar ratio.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
Okay, she just said, "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
No, I'm pretty sure about this one.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
This is a newsroom. Do not use the "p" word.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
They're not even clichés like "shouting fire in a crowded theater."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
Look around this room.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
- And my month is up. - What?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
Does the red light mean it's programmed?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
- Ah, there, it's recording. - Well, get over here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
Your grandmother. She's gone.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
He's completely fallen apart.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
All right, the pugs are up next. They're ugly. Let's do this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
Mom, do you think he means "mock turtle soup?"
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
on exactly how she wants her funeral to be,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
Have to go.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
Heart in the right place, but never again?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
Thank God. He's in his study.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
Mock turtle soup?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
Oh, well, his parents had an ugly sense of humor then.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
and I was disrespectful.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
That woman raised me and she taught me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
Remember that. I forgot and now I have to live with that for the rest of my life.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
Yes, soup. I have soup.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
But it used to be Martelli's Florist, yes?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
I'm here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
and two of the pallbearers are no longer with us.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
She was a saint, that woman!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
I'll bring coffee, a Danish. You've never had so much fun with death in your life.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
Yes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
- Hello? - Hey, it's me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
What? When?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
I was just getting to know her.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
at least you know you can work yourself up into a very respectable panic attack.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
well, call me if you want to talk or whatever.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
You know, Mom, seriously, I can do more than just hand you stuff.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
Where do you want us to put them?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
Dad's got a Winona in the family? How cool. Who is it?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
Your grandmother is to have an open-casket ceremony,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
When I first found out, I almost had a coronary, but I've accepted it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
but I cannot stand by and let you make a terrible mistake.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 50
but not for you.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
- I think the eggs were bad. - The eggs are fine, Kirk.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
He knows the exact right jack-to-cheddar ratio.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
Okay, she just said, "Hardwood sponge is the authority of the hostile biographer."
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
No, I'm pretty sure about this one.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
This is a newsroom. Do not use the "p" word.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
They're not even clichés like "shouting fire in a crowded theater."
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
Look around this room.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
- And my month is up. - What?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
Does the red light mean it's programmed?
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
- Ah, there, it's recording. - Well, get over here.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
Your grandmother. She's gone.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
He's completely fallen apart.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
All right, the pugs are up next. They're ugly. Let's do this.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
Mom, do you think he means "mock turtle soup?"
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
on exactly how she wants her funeral to be,
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
Have to go.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
Heart in the right place, but never again?
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
Thank God. He's in his study.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
Mock turtle soup?
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21 #21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
Oh, well, his parents had an ugly sense of humor then.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23 #23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
and I was disrespectful.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
That woman raised me and she taught me.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
Remember that. I forgot and now I have to live with that for the rest of my life.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
Yes, soup. I have soup.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
But it used to be Martelli's Florist, yes?
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
I'm here.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
and two of the pallbearers are no longer with us.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32 #32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33 #33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
She was a saint, that woman!
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
I'll bring coffee, a Danish. You've never had so much fun with death in your life.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
Yes.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
- Hello? - Hey, it's me.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
What? When?
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
I was just getting to know her.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
at least you know you can work yourself up into a very respectable panic attack.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
well, call me if you want to talk or whatever.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
You know, Mom, seriously, I can do more than just hand you stuff.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
Where do you want us to put them?
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
Dad's got a Winona in the family? How cool. Who is it?
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
Your grandmother is to have an open-casket ceremony,
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
When I first found out, I almost had a coronary, but I've accepted it.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
but I cannot stand by and let you make a terrible mistake.
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 50
but not for you.
#50