S9 E18
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Season 9  "The Application Deterioration"  9x18

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 10, 2016

Sheldon works up a contract to split their portion of their guidance system invention royalties, but Bernadette does not like how it's done. Raj must again decide between Emily and Claire when they both contact him.

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a financial success, and I get nothing?
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
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where Howie hid the Girl Scout cookies.
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I don't know what to do.
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Nice, or is she trying to manipulate him?
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I know one way to find out-- sniff this.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
Balon Greyjoy received his son's genitals in a box.
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Sailors used these to find their position by the stars.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
guilt me into getting back together with her.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
a controlling ownership of anything we come up with.
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Either way, I get nothing.
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Oh, my.
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a $500 gift
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Okay, answer it. Just be strong.
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Yeah, yeah. Sure. What's up?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
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deciding how I feel about this!
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but please know that you'll always have a place in my heart.
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I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you.
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a partnership to split anything we make equally.
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Excuse me.
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Well, to be fair, Howard's idea was based on Sheldon's math.
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if she wasn't working on that hangnail right now.
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See, I was afraid it was a thinker.
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with Sheldon Cooper.
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I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me.
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It hasn't gone well.
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Hi. I'm good. Really good.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 38
So, uh... so what's up?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
Yes! Indeed! Absolutely! Indubitably!
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40
I'm stopping by to see my ex-girlfriend
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Any chance you could send me a PDF of that playbook?
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Be cool, be cool, be cool.
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Are you suggesting a limited liability corporation?
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Well, I believe I'm treating you generously.
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and Leonard said, “Stop saying that”"
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No.
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Part of your shadow's on my spot.
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Okay, I'll stop!
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“I was just really looking forward to seeing you.

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
#4
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where Howie hid the Girl Scout cookies.
#5
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I don't know what to do.
#6
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Nice, or is she trying to manipulate him?
#7
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I know one way to find out-- sniff this.
#8
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Balon Greyjoy received his son's genitals in a box.
#9
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Sailors used these to find their position by the stars.
#10
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guilt me into getting back together with her.
#11
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a controlling ownership of anything we come up with.
#12
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Either way, I get nothing.
#13
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Oh, my.
#17
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a $500 gift
#18
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Okay, answer it. Just be strong.
#19
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Yeah, yeah. Sure. What's up?
#20
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deciding how I feel about this!
#22
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but please know that you'll always have a place in my heart.
#24
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I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you.
#25
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a partnership to split anything we make equally.
#28
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Excuse me.
#29
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Well, to be fair, Howard's idea was based on Sheldon's math.
#30
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if she wasn't working on that hangnail right now.
#31
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See, I was afraid it was a thinker.
#33
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with Sheldon Cooper.
#34
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I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me.
#35
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It hasn't gone well.
#36
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Hi. I'm good. Really good.
#37
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So, uh... so what's up?
#38
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Yes! Indeed! Absolutely! Indubitably!
#39
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I'm stopping by to see my ex-girlfriend
#40
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Any chance you could send me a PDF of that playbook?
#41
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Be cool, be cool, be cool.
#42
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Are you suggesting a limited liability corporation?
#43
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Well, I believe I'm treating you generously.
#44
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and Leonard said, “Stop saying that”"
#45
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No.
#46
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Part of your shadow's on my spot.
#47
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Okay, I'll stop!
#49
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“I was just really looking forward to seeing you.
#50