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Season 9  "The Empathy Optimization"  9x13

Aired 3 years ago - Jan 14, 2016

The gang decides to head to Vegas for the week on a party bus. Sheldon learns about the importance of empathy and saying sorry.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 1
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids
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== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
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and in a gentle, loving way,
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Ooh. Gentle and loving-- this is gonna be tricky.
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That's why your friends have been known
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I mean...
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 7
Ooh, I just heard something.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 8
When I brought him his comics the other day,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 9
I wish we could do more stuff without Sheldon.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 10
As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 11
one of those party buses to take us there.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 12
renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 13
You didn't have to stay.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 14
Well, now... well, that's hurtful.
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Nope. Very well. Stuart.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 16
I said, “What's new?” but sure.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 17
Everyone tried to take care of you,
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I don't know.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 19
Fine, if that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 20
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 21
Hey, I felt a little something.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 22
Neat!
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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 24
you spoil it in advance.
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There's no excuse for that.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 26
Terrific.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 27
but you're doing it wrong.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 28
they all say it's okay, then yes, you can come.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 29
Do you remember “comes with apsparagus”?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 30
you tried to comfort me when I was ill,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 31
played on the pan flute.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 32
here are your commemorative T-shirts.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 33
(camera clicks)
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The trip is tomorrow.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 35
That-that was thoughtful.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 36
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That would be my understanding.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 38
I hope that you can accept my apology.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 39
Do you honestly think I hear that a lot?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 40
He just insulted me again.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 41
For some reason Wolowitz took a medium.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 42
You're making me uncomfortable by prolonging
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 43
I caused that fight, I feel terrible.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 44
So, was the fight really bad?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 45
All I know is after the fight I went to Emily's to smooth...
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 46
Hey, well, we should start a club.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 47
Is she okay?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 48
to demonstrate the remorse I feel is to let you
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 49
Where instead of genital warts, the only growth
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 50
That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway?

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
#2
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and in a gentle, loving way,
#3
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 4
Ooh. Gentle and loving-- this is gonna be tricky.
#4
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 5
That's why your friends have been known
#5
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 6
I mean...
#6
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 7
Ooh, I just heard something.
#7
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 8
When I brought him his comics the other day,
#8
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 9
I wish we could do more stuff without Sheldon.
#9
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 10
As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him,
#10
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 11
one of those party buses to take us there.
#11
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renting a party bus and everyone going to Vegas.
#12
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You didn't have to stay.
#13
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 14
Well, now... well, that's hurtful.
#14
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Nope. Very well. Stuart.
#15
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I said, “What's new?” but sure.
#16
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 17
Everyone tried to take care of you,
#17
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I don't know.
#18
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Fine, if that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip.
#19
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Hey, I felt a little something.
#21
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Neat!
#22
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you spoil it in advance.
#24
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There's no excuse for that.
#25
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Terrific.
#26
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but you're doing it wrong.
#27
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they all say it's okay, then yes, you can come.
#28
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Do you remember “comes with apsparagus”?
#29
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you tried to comfort me when I was ill,
#30
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played on the pan flute.
#31
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here are your commemorative T-shirts.
#32
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(camera clicks)
#33
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The trip is tomorrow.
#34
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That-that was thoughtful.
#35
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That would be my understanding.
#37
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I hope that you can accept my apology.
#38
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Do you honestly think I hear that a lot?
#39
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 40
He just insulted me again.
#40
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 41
For some reason Wolowitz took a medium.
#41
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 42
You're making me uncomfortable by prolonging
#42
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 43
I caused that fight, I feel terrible.
#43
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 44
So, was the fight really bad?
#44
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 45
All I know is after the fight I went to Emily's to smooth...
#45
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 46
Hey, well, we should start a club.
#46
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 47
Is she okay?
#47
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to demonstrate the remorse I feel is to let you
#48
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 49
Where instead of genital warts, the only growth
#49
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That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway?
#50