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Season 3  "The Gothowitz Deviation"  3x3

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 05, 2009

Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behavior modification.

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Okay, Kim the night manager went on maternity leave,
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Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples with unisex names.
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Ooh, Penny, it's just if The Cheese Cake Factory is run by witches.
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Are you finished?
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You said be nice to Penny.
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Now that's you, obnoxious and insufferable.
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No. Raj and I are going to a Goth club in Hollywood to hang with the night people.
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Howard, what did you do?
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take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
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I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.
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Just remember we are lost boys, children of the night.
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Light beers. Well, Wiki-how about that.
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Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?
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Demon samurai.
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Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.
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Thank you. Chocolate?
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Yes, you're using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behaviour.
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Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
I thought the "bazinga" was implied.
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scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?
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So, what do you guys do?
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- Oh, we're scientists. - Yeah, you know, the Dark Sciences.
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Not particularly.
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that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
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If you let me use negative reinforcement, I can get it done before we go to bed.
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that you're not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Yeah!
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this mean little skull, or Kermit the frog.
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With my luck, hepatitis.
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This.
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I'm sorry. I’m a fraud. He’s a fraud.
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And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here and never wanted to see us again.
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What are you thinking? Maybe a big musical number?

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Okay, Kim the night manager went on maternity leave,
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Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples with unisex names.
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Ooh, Penny, it's just if The Cheese Cake Factory is run by witches.
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Are you finished?
#5
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You said be nice to Penny.
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Now that's you, obnoxious and insufferable.
#7
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No. Raj and I are going to a Goth club in Hollywood to hang with the night people.
#8
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Howard, what did you do?
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take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
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I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.
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Just remember we are lost boys, children of the night.
#17
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Light beers. Well, Wiki-how about that.
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Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?
#20
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Demon samurai.
#21
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Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.
#22
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Thank you. Chocolate?
#23
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Yes, you're using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behaviour.
#25
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Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
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so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques,
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I thought the "bazinga" was implied.
#28
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scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?
#29
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So, what do you guys do?
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- Oh, we're scientists. - Yeah, you know, the Dark Sciences.
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Not particularly.
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that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
#37
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If you let me use negative reinforcement, I can get it done before we go to bed.
#38
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that you're not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
#42
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Yeah!
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this mean little skull, or Kermit the frog.
#44
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With my luck, hepatitis.
#45
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This.
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I'm sorry. I’m a fraud. He’s a fraud.
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And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here and never wanted to see us again.
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What are you thinking? Maybe a big musical number?
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