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Season 3  "The Jiminy Conjecture"  3x2

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 28, 2009

Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hookup while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine the species of a cricket.

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on "just fine." (snickering)
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If that’s Morse code, that’s terrible.
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Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside.
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Let’s see if he can figure it out.
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Yeah, it’s a perfectly good word.
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Okay?
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No.
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Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction
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No, you’re misunderstanding
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(cricket crping)
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a fixed relationship between the number
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Okay, you were right about wolverine and bone claws,
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childhood years capturing them with nets,
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(cricket chirping)
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I’ve always found that an inappropriate slur.
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I believe a chicken made you his bitch.
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the classicFlash of two worlds issue.
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(chirping continues)
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More wine? Hit me.
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My stomach.
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(chirping)
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Don’t push me, Sheldon.
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or the classic "Why are you hitting yourself?"
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Peppermint schnapps.
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Schnapps.
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Stairwell.
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(vomiting)
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His name isn’t Toby
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The common field cricket,
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That is not Toby,
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Shiksa. Shik-sa.
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what kind of cricket Toby is.
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Holy crap.
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Yeah, well, I don’t like bugs, okay?
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You’re welcome
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Who wants to know?
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Let me ask you one first.
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(sarcastic laugh)
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Of course I can.
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Young man, I’ve been studying insects
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That’s a Crawley’s dung beetle
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you that that’s a common field cricket,
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Congratulations.
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in an ill-considered cricket wager.
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I don’t know, empathy?
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ever since the sweaty night of ’06.
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but you’re wrong about the cricket.
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The science chirps for itself.
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(chuckling): Humorous word play.
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I spent many
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putting them in glass jars, sticking pins through them,
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underneath, identifying the genus and species.
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Oh, dude, you are never getting a shiksa goddess.
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Thatis a snowy tree cricket.
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I was done with Latin by fifth grade.
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I am willing to bet anything
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What’s the matter, you chicken?
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Chickens are not, by nature,
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my neighbor’s chicken got loose
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Fair enough.
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I will put up my Fantastic Four number 48,
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first appearance of Silver Surfer
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the classicFlash of two worlds issue.
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Hmm. Great.
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There is no way to determine the species
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(cricket chirping)
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(chirping continues)
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I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
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I don’t see anything.
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(cricket chirping)
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(groaning)
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My stomach.
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Ironic, isn’t it?
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Shh!
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Help me open it.
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Fine, if you don’t want to proceed,
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Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?
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I may be small, but I took kung fu when I was 13,
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and I remember a good deal of it.
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and a very contentious twin sister.
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in any physical confrontation-- be it noogies, swirlies
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Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
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Peppermint schnapps.
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Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
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and it’s fun to say schnapps.
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Hey, Leonard? What?
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Schnapps.
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SHELDON: If I were not being careful,
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Stairwell.
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I need some batteries.
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Oh, sweetie.
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and then I’m gonna rock your world.
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Are you okay?
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Ugh, Toby, what did you do in a past life
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to be so disgusting now?
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Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.
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For example, Jiminy.
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Kleingast’s Field Guide to North American Insects.
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Right here.
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AKA Gryllus assimilis,
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Hang on.
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AKA Oecanthus fultoni,
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because the Latin for that isnihil exsorbibo.
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That is not Toby,
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Oh, I really don’t care anymore
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God, I had the most horrible night.
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Obviously another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.
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And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long.
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The point is, you’re wrong again.
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Tell you what. Let’s go down
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what kind of cricket Toby is.
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I bet I could throw a rock in this room
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and come up with three better friends.
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Holy crap.
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Don’t do that!
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They’re just bugs.
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You’re afraid of insects and women.
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Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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It was a joke.
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Just walk in.
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on the dung beetle?
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Who wants to know?
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I’m Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.
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I haven’t even packed yet,
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for one of your godless laser machines.
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Let me ask you one first.
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and 20 years of experience to do with his life
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when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?
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that make people uncomfortable?
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What’s your deal?
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Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?
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Professor, can you identify our cricket?
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I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.
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to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard.
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in the onion fields.
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Toby?
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Yes! No, no, wait.
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Young man, I’ve been studying insects
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in school?
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Cruel as that may be,
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Let me show you something.
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That’s a Crawley’s dung beetle
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through a Bornean rain forest,
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shacking up with a two-bit ornithologist
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and likes to wear boot-cut jeans!
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you that that’s a common field cricket,
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you can take that to the damn bank!
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Congratulations.
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Enjoy Oxnard.
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I’m sure your daughter’s looking forward to having you.
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Oh, hey, Sheldon.
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I just retrieved it from my safe deposit box.
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What do you have a safe deposit box for?
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I lost this to Wolowitz

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If that’s Morse code, that’s terrible.
#2
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Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside.
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Let’s see if he can figure it out.
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Yeah, it’s a perfectly good word.
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Okay?
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No.
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Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction
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No, you’re misunderstanding
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(cricket crping)
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a fixed relationship between the number
#12
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Okay, you were right about wolverine and bone claws,
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childhood years capturing them with nets,
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(cricket chirping)
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I’ve always found that an inappropriate slur.
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I believe a chicken made you his bitch.
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the classicFlash of two worlds issue.
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(chirping continues)
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More wine? Hit me.
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My stomach.
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(chirping)
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Don’t push me, Sheldon.
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or the classic "Why are you hitting yourself?"
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Peppermint schnapps.
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Schnapps.
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Stairwell.
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(vomiting)
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His name isn’t Toby
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The common field cricket,
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That is not Toby,
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Shiksa. Shik-sa.
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what kind of cricket Toby is.
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Holy crap.
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Yeah, well, I don’t like bugs, okay?
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You’re welcome
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Who wants to know?
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Let me ask you one first.
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(sarcastic laugh)
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Of course I can.
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Young man, I’ve been studying insects
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That’s a Crawley’s dung beetle
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you that that’s a common field cricket,
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Congratulations.
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in an ill-considered cricket wager.
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I don’t know, empathy?
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ever since the sweaty night of ’06.
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but you’re wrong about the cricket.
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The science chirps for itself.
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(chuckling): Humorous word play.
#54
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I spent many
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putting them in glass jars, sticking pins through them,
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underneath, identifying the genus and species.
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Oh, dude, you are never getting a shiksa goddess.
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Thatis a snowy tree cricket.
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I was done with Latin by fifth grade.
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I am willing to bet anything
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What’s the matter, you chicken?
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Chickens are not, by nature,
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my neighbor’s chicken got loose
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Fair enough.
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I will put up my Fantastic Four number 48,
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first appearance of Silver Surfer
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the classicFlash of two worlds issue.
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Hmm. Great.
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There is no way to determine the species
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(cricket chirping)
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(chirping continues)
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I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
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I don’t see anything.
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(cricket chirping)
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(groaning)
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My stomach.
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Ironic, isn’t it?
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Shh!
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Help me open it.
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Fine, if you don’t want to proceed,
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Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?
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I may be small, but I took kung fu when I was 13,
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and I remember a good deal of it.
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and a very contentious twin sister.
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in any physical confrontation-- be it noogies, swirlies
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Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
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Peppermint schnapps.
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Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
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and it’s fun to say schnapps.
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Hey, Leonard? What?
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Schnapps.
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SHELDON: If I were not being careful,
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Stairwell.
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I need some batteries.
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Oh, sweetie.
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and then I’m gonna rock your world.
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Are you okay?
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Ugh, Toby, what did you do in a past life
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to be so disgusting now?
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Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.
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For example, Jiminy.
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Kleingast’s Field Guide to North American Insects.
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Right here.
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AKA Gryllus assimilis,
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Hang on.
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AKA Oecanthus fultoni,
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because the Latin for that isnihil exsorbibo.
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That is not Toby,
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Oh, I really don’t care anymore
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God, I had the most horrible night.
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Obviously another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.
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And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long.
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The point is, you’re wrong again.
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Tell you what. Let’s go down
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what kind of cricket Toby is.
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I bet I could throw a rock in this room
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and come up with three better friends.
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Holy crap.
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Don’t do that!
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They’re just bugs.
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You’re afraid of insects and women.
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Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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It was a joke.
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Just walk in.
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on the dung beetle?
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Who wants to know?
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I’m Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.
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I haven’t even packed yet,
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for one of your godless laser machines.
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Let me ask you one first.
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and 20 years of experience to do with his life
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when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?
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that make people uncomfortable?
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What’s your deal?
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Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?
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Professor, can you identify our cricket?
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I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.
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to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard.
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in the onion fields.
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Toby?
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Yes! No, no, wait.
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Young man, I’ve been studying insects
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in school?
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Cruel as that may be,
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Let me show you something.
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That’s a Crawley’s dung beetle
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through a Bornean rain forest,
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shacking up with a two-bit ornithologist
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and likes to wear boot-cut jeans!
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you that that’s a common field cricket,
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you can take that to the damn bank!
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Congratulations.
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Enjoy Oxnard.
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I’m sure your daughter’s looking forward to having you.
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Oh, hey, Sheldon.
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I just retrieved it from my safe deposit box.
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What do you have a safe deposit box for?
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I lost this to Wolowitz
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