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Season 3  "The Gothowitz Deviation"  3x3

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 05, 2009

Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behavior modification.

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Okay, Kim the night manager went on maternity leave,
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Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples with unisex names.
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Ooh, Penny, it's just if The Cheese Cake Factory is run by witches.
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Are you finished?
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You said be nice to Penny.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Now that's you, obnoxious and insufferable.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
No. Raj and I are going to a Goth club in Hollywood to hang with the night people.
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Howard, what did you do?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
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I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.
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Just remember we are lost boys, children of the night.
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Light beers. Well, Wiki-how about that.
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Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?
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Demon samurai.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Thank you. Chocolate?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
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Yes, you're using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behaviour.
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Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
I thought the "bazinga" was implied.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
So, what do you guys do?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
- Oh, we're scientists. - Yeah, you know, the Dark Sciences.
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Not particularly.
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that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
If you let me use negative reinforcement, I can get it done before we go to bed.
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that you're not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Yeah!
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this mean little skull, or Kermit the frog.
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With my luck, hepatitis.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
This.
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I'm sorry. I’m a fraud. He’s a fraud.
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And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here and never wanted to see us again.
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What are you thinking? Maybe a big musical number?

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Okay, Kim the night manager went on maternity leave,
#2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples with unisex names.
#3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Ooh, Penny, it's just if The Cheese Cake Factory is run by witches.
#4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Are you finished?
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
You said be nice to Penny.
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Now that's you, obnoxious and insufferable.
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
No. Raj and I are going to a Goth club in Hollywood to hang with the night people.
#8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Howard, what did you do?
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
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I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.
#16 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Just remember we are lost boys, children of the night.
#17 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18 #18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Light beers. Well, Wiki-how about that.
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?
#20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Demon samurai.
#21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.
#22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Thank you. Chocolate?
#23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24 #24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Yes, you're using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behaviour.
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques,
#27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
I thought the "bazinga" was implied.
#28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?
#29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
So, what do you guys do?
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
- Oh, we're scientists. - Yeah, you know, the Dark Sciences.
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Not particularly.
#36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
#37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
If you let me use negative reinforcement, I can get it done before we go to bed.
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
that you're not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
#39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Yes.
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41 #41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Thank you.
#42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Yeah!
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
this mean little skull, or Kermit the frog.
#44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
With my luck, hepatitis.
#45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
This.
#46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
I'm sorry. I’m a fraud. He’s a fraud.
#47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here and never wanted to see us again.
#48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49 #49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
What are you thinking? Maybe a big musical number?
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