S12 E3
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Season 12  "The Procreation Calculation"  12x3

Aired 8 months ago - Oct 04, 2018

The Wolowitzes’ life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Also, Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage.

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He sent us that Indian marriage questionnaire.
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Next question.
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W-Why would you throw a rock at a child?
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"How are you with pets?"
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Can we please get sparkling instead of tap,
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You seem more like a sweet thang.
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Oh, yes, uh, you're a concierge.
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Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock,
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"You're a nice guy."
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O-Okay, w-what does this mean?
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I can't.
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that maybe I don't want kids.
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You only think you don't want kids,
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Wow, I cannot believe how condescending you're being.
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What more do you need?
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Why not? She's nice, I'm nice.
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and find a life partner by bowing
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W-Well, how come you all get to be married
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Penny said she didn't want kids,
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We're married, we have great kids,
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♪ Smooth operator... ♪
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Yeah?
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- No. - Oh.
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And I guess it would be hard raising kids
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- Hi, Leonard. - I'm not mad!
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Got a lot on my mind.
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And you'd like to do that quietly. I respect that.
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Do you want to have children?
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I'm going back to being quiet.
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and I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did?
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Oh, my God, that is so good!
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But if you really think marrying this woman
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Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids.
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Screw Leonard! We were supposed to get pregnant together.
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and teaches them swear words
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Oh, come on.
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I-I know it's not a baby, but it does leak when you pick it up.
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a Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile.
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I told my parents our first date went well
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we should talk about the next steps.
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