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Season 12  "The Conjugal Configuration"  12x1

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 24, 2018

Sheldon and Amy’s honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Also, Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a Twitter war.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 1
I would, but I got to be on TV tomorrow.
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- Yes? - Oh, uh, Mr. Fowler.
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Have a good day.
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If you need any recommendations while visiting New York,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
where Nikola Tesla lived, worked and slowly went crazy.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
You want to do it again?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
This is the news.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Larry, come on.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Well, don't tell him.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
I can smell his Axe body spray.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
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You want to say it? You can say it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18
Yeah.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
from your first choice, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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I want to look away, but I can't.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
And not just Harry, everyone onstage.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
You know, I'm a little jet-laggy.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24
Are you suggesting spontaneity?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 25
Mix it up? Who are you, Betty Crocker?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 26
I touched a lot of stuff in the gift shop.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
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He's so, so sweet, and she's such a ballbuster.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 31
I don't know, maybe a little.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 32
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but you've been here a long time.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Oh, leave room for dessert
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
What'd he say?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Don't.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
Is it possible that you're sexually frustrated?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
Do I stay here? Do I follow? Say something useful.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 41
So I see you're making espresso.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his twitchy little dog.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
quick to forgive.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
Well, 30 years from now, are you gonna hide from me
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46
debating opposing views in a public forum.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
Oh, Bernadette, you sound so old right now.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
Oh, please, you're just the right amount of bearing.
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I hope we get to spend lots of time together.
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Be quick about it!

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 2
- Yes? - Oh, uh, Mr. Fowler.
#2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Have a good day.
#3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4 #4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
If you need any recommendations while visiting New York,
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
where Nikola Tesla lived, worked and slowly went crazy.
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
You want to do it again?
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8 #8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
This is the news.
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10 #10 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
Larry, come on.
#11 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
Well, don't tell him.
#12 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
I can smell his Axe body spray.
#13 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14 #14 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15 #15 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
You want to say it? You can say it.
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Yeah.
#18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
from your first choice, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 20
I want to look away, but I can't.
#20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21 #21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
And not just Harry, everyone onstage.
#22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
You know, I'm a little jet-laggy.
#23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24
Are you suggesting spontaneity?
#24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 25
Mix it up? Who are you, Betty Crocker?
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 26
I touched a lot of stuff in the gift shop.
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27 #27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 28 #28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29 #29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
He's so, so sweet, and she's such a ballbuster.
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 31
I don't know, maybe a little.
#31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 32 #32 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 33
but you've been here a long time.
#33 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Oh, leave room for dessert
#34 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
What'd he say?
#35 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36 #36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
Don't.
#37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
Is it possible that you're sexually frustrated?
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39 #39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
Do I stay here? Do I follow? Say something useful.
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 41
So I see you're making espresso.
#41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his twitchy little dog.
#42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
quick to forgive.
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
Well, 30 years from now, are you gonna hide from me
#44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45 #45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46
debating opposing views in a public forum.
#46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
Oh, Bernadette, you sound so old right now.
#47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
Oh, please, you're just the right amount of bearing.
#48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
I hope we get to spend lots of time together.
#49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 50
Be quick about it!
#50