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Season 8  "Man of the House"  8x13

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 20, 2012

House's green-card wife, Dominika, will return in order to prove to the proper authorities that she and House are actually married. This in turn will lead to a crash course in which both will learn a little something about love and marriage.

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Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 1
Am I right?
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
So I'm eating a lot of Bran.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
After gambling--win, lose-- everybody likes a little knish.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
Make you an offer that cannot be refused.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
She gave me a whole new direction in life.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
Yes, perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9
Do you know what's wrong with me?
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
Over time, your personal physician
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
Oh, something's wrong.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 12
Fjodor.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 13
Have your underlings do an LP
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 14
Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this,
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 15
Just kind of amped.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
House is doing this because of his great love of structure,
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
That is Taras Shevchenko, the greatest Ukrainian poet.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
But there's a hot girl
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
- Morocco. - Denver.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 20
It's the way we should all be,
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
maybe you should just drop down to your knees and--
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
I need a minute.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
I won't play along with your stupid games,
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 25
Hey, Hon. I brought you a burger.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 26
Ever since Luba passed.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
- Chase-- - You want to be a leader,
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than boobs.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
Now I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
It'll be fine.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 33
It'll take him a while to adjust.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 34
Uh, let me see, that would be...
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 35
from one of the neighbors.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 36
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 37
Because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 38
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
They're ready for us.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
Just--I got so angry.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 41
and we're gonna inform your parole officer
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
My husband.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
I'm gonna let you stay.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 44
I'm much too smart to be falling in love with you.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 45
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 46
he could have seizures, or worse.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 47
Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
Chronic hoarseness
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 49
Eventually, PAS 3 attacked your thymus gland.
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 50
Can we just get this over with?

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Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
So I'm eating a lot of Bran.
#2
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
After gambling--win, lose-- everybody likes a little knish.
#3
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
Make you an offer that cannot be refused.
#4
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
She gave me a whole new direction in life.
#5
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
#6
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
Yes, perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff.
#7
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8 #8 Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9
Do you know what's wrong with me?
#9
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
Over time, your personal physician
#10
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
Oh, something's wrong.
#11
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 12
Fjodor.
#12
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 13
Have your underlings do an LP
#13
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 14
Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this,
#14
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 15
Just kind of amped.
#15
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
House is doing this because of his great love of structure,
#16
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
That is Taras Shevchenko, the greatest Ukrainian poet.
#17
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
But there's a hot girl
#18
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
- Morocco. - Denver.
#19
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 20
It's the way we should all be,
#20
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.
#21
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
maybe you should just drop down to your knees and--
#22
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
I need a minute.
#23
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
I won't play along with your stupid games,
#24
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 25
Hey, Hon. I brought you a burger.
#25
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 26
Ever since Luba passed.
#26
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room.
#27
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
- Chase-- - You want to be a leader,
#28
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than boobs.
#29
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
Now I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed.
#30
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
It'll be fine.
#31
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It'll take him a while to adjust.
#33
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 34
Uh, let me see, that would be...
#34
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 35
from one of the neighbors.
#35
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Because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight.
#37
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They're ready for us.
#39
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
Just--I got so angry.
#40
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 41
and we're gonna inform your parole officer
#41
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
My husband.
#42
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
I'm gonna let you stay.
#43
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 44
I'm much too smart to be falling in love with you.
#44
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he could have seizures, or worse.
#46
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 47
Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls.
#47
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
Chronic hoarseness
#48
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 49
Eventually, PAS 3 attacked your thymus gland.
#49
Recap of House Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 50
Can we just get this over with?
#50