Aired 12 years ago - May 21, 2012
Facing a 6-month jail term, and the realization that he won't be there for Wilson at the end, House finds himself examining his entire life while contemplating a dismal future without his best friend.
out of this after all.
Nobody cares
about the medicine.
My team has eight urgent,
life-or-death cases
I will go to jail,
eventually.
My point was,
once again, why?
losing my job,
losing my best friend.
- Married, children.
- I was miserable.
or unhappiness in my life
or anybody else's.
You'll lie.
the only thing
that ever mattered,
You're not symmetrical.
Well, I'm not that good
a doctor.
was the root
of all your problems.
why would you possibly
give a damn about shallowness?
me...
I didn't pick up.
or where he was headed--
anything at all--
is here telling me--
that's enough.
You do remember
I'm dying, right?
Wilson...
There's only one person
you can count on.
You're wrong, Greg.
These are
just idiotic fantasies...
was better than the pain.
at this rate,
it'll be fast.
Which makes me wonder
why I'm about to tell you...
People are found
sometimes, even in...
but I...
he knew how to love.
patients, co-workers,
his dwindling friends--
♪ called when all
is said and done ♪
Aired 12 years ago - May 14, 2012
The team takes on the case of Derrick, a 19-year-old college student who had a mysterious nose bleed during cheerleading practice, and discovers that his health issues are likely both physiological and psychological. Possibly suffering from
schizophrenia, Derrick claims to hear his deceased brother’s voice in his head. Meanwhile, Foreman tries a different approach with House.
MORE
-LESS
five, six, seven, eight.
But not his bloody nose.
It is off.
[Coughs]
Whoa, just...
You're saying the end
is not the end?
When I watch
that transformation...
When was the last time
I'd rather
you just leave.
Short story.
It was like
he never existed.
Found a six-year-old boy
with bilateral retinoblastoma.
Oh...
[Laughing]
What's this?
But if I had shoved
those season tickets
The first one...
who was crying for me.
Rinse, repeat.
to tell him what an idiot
he's being.
And, like everything else,
just didn't tell anyone.
I think your mom
didn't let you
And you don't even
like me that much.
No more tricks.
No more manipulations.
as soon as these meds
start taking effect.
I really don't
have any anymore.
Now, I know that
the tiramisu is great here,
stick around
a little longer--
Well, that's usually
how it works with you.
was worthwhile,
and I...
And the patient
mistook me for Adams.
It should disappear
in the embryonic stage,
You know how many times
I wanted to just give up?
can you bring
that picture back?
I'm ready to start
the next round of chemo.
But it's better
than nothing.
How can you tell?
Aired 12 years ago - May 07, 2012
Over the years, during the course of performing autopsies at Princeton-Plainsboro, Dr. Peter Treiber has often identified mistakes made by physicians that caused the patient's death. These observations have left him questioning the skills of nearly
all the doctors on staff... all, that is, except House. When he falls ill, he demands that only House make medical decisions concerning his care. Unfortunately, House and Wilson have taken off on an impromptu road trip without telling anyone, leaving the team to fend alone and lie to their patient to make him believe that House is the guy calling all the shots.
MORE
-LESS
♪
Your scan's in three days.
you'll adopt a puppy.
He trusts your work.
And you.
one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
No sign of stenosis
or clots.
Have you seen his tools?
or I will,
when you least expect it,
If you get an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.
and guts, and--
Wherever they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.
and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.
Big One's up!
unless you use your own
hands and eyes; Run my bowel.
Six, five...
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,
Nine years later,
look what you've done with it.
And now,
if you'll excuse me.
and Thirteen is having sweet,
sapphic sex on some island.
It's more than one X-ray.
I don't want
to think about--
You still haven't.
You didn't have to
sleep out here.
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
In his condition?
will really P.O.
my P.O.
♪ ♪
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
And when this case
is over,
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.
Running tests for MRSA.
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together,
I don't wanna go back,
House.
Don't know that I ever
would've thought of that.
♪ Without
any strings attached ♪
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 30, 2012
When House and Wilson disappear off the grid for several days, without explanation, the team is left to deal with a complicated case of a 6-year old with numerous problems and complications, including an overbearing mother who also happens to be her physician.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 23, 2012
House and the team take on the case of a young boy who has violent dreams of being choked, and then wakes up but still can't take in air. Meanwhile, Park is having intimate dreams involving co-workers, which causes the team to question whether or
not there's significance to what each of them dreams. Dominika discovers House has been keeping a secret from her and Wilson drops a bombshell on him.
MORE
-LESS
The family's Hmong.
I think that qualifies.
I'll tell you
what would be weirder,
Yeah.
Smells like wet dog.
It looked like
a slaughterhouse.
100!
It happened
when he was two,
No, no, please.
So if I snap,
it's offensive,
They want us to come in
for another interview?
You ever shot anyone?
Need some
Lorazepam in here!
It's obviously
a neurological symptom.
You're an idiot,
you know that?
And you're just telling
your husband now?
I read in bathtub.
and we will ask
for forgiveness together.
and created the dream
to explain it.
but fall sway
to your charms,
So let's hit his liver.
Back to avoiding
eye contact with me?
God!
So many questions...
Tetanus could cause
muscle rigidity.
If we don't start
and he has another seizure,
He was...possessed.
That way you won't be ratifying
superstition over science,
He's sick.
We can't let him leave here.
This came
in the mail today!
We should do
an angiogram.
Which means he needs
a coronary bypass.
because one more person
might embrace religion?
Dinner's almost ready.
Oh, smart man.
O-okay, I--I come pick up
naturalization certificate.
It worked.
That's all we know.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 16, 2012
House and the team take on the case of a man who starts tearing blood. Meanwhile, House is interviewing for a new favorite hooker, since his current favorite, Emily, has decided to get married and leave the business. Desperate for Emily "companionship," House teams up with his "wife" Dominika to sabotage Emily's budding relationship.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 09, 2012
House and the team take on the case of a 22-year-old minor league hockey player who collapsed while coughing up blood after a fight on the ice. Meanwhile, House drops a bomb on Wilson, and Chase offers to help Park change her living arrangement.
22-year-old enforcer
with hemoptysis.
He's a duck hunter.
You have to be pretty good
to get called up.
and three sleeping pills.
The fact that you're the only
fruit on your family tree
"It would be the worst mistake
of my life."
I love her,
but every night,
No, because she doesn't have
an agenda.
If his neighbor has mono,
could mean he has mono.
At worst,
you're a rapist.
but the point is
my son wants to meet me.
since he was ten.
with normal people.
Tonight?
but this brain has been
hammered for years,
You're going to need a whole
new theory to keep Uncle Jesse
and you told him I was hit
in the head as a child,
You want...
peanut butter?
and excited
to meet you.
I mean,
do you love it?
and stronger and better...
If he was hunting,
he'd be exposed to ticks.
of botulism.
That good-looking?
I think it's been perfect
training for parenthood.
You know, the best part
of my day is when I'm sitting
I am now accepting
long shots.
He never had your back.
From my recollection, she used
to talk about doing a lot--
Duncan,
th-this--
I'm not helping,
I'm not even neutral.
Here's some ideas for you.
You screwed up.
Ex-girlfriend's
baby again?
You were right.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 02, 2012
The team treats an Army veteran charged with treason after he leaked classified information. But the patient's life is put at risk when he refuses treatment unless he and his brother are given information about their late father, a war veteran,
which raises questions about loyalty to one's family and country. Meanwhile, Adams suspects House may be sick, so she recruits Wilson and the other team members to plan an intervention and investigate his illness.
MORE
-LESS
Aired 12 years ago - Mar 19, 2012
House and the team battle to save a successful, independent blind man who is struck down by a mysterious illness, just prior to him asking for his girlfriend's hand in marriage. Meanwhile, House's mother unexpectedly arrives at Princeton Plainsboro to inform him of her new beau.
Aired 12 years ago - Feb 20, 2012
House's green-card wife, Dominika, will return in order to prove to the proper authorities that she and House are actually married. This in turn will lead to a crash course in which both will learn a little something about love and marriage.
Am I right?
So I'm eating a lot of Bran.
After gambling--win, lose--
everybody likes a little knish.
Make you an offer
that cannot be refused.
She gave me a whole new
direction in life.
This is what men do for
the women they pretend to love.
Yes, perfectly natural that
he stopped doing that stuff.
Do you know what's
wrong with me?
Over time,
your personal physician
Oh, something's wrong.
Fjodor.
Have your underlings
do an LP
Yeah, let's go
affirmative action on this,
Just kind of amped.
House is doing this because
of his great love of structure,
That is Taras Shevchenko,
the greatest Ukrainian poet.
But there's a hot girl
- Morocco.
- Denver.
It's the way
we should all be,
It's not a brain tumor or we
would've seen it on the scans.
maybe you should just drop
down to your knees and--
I need a minute.
I won't play along
with your stupid games,
Hey, Hon.
I brought you a burger.
Ever since Luba passed.
which is 12 years longer
than anyone in this room.
- Chase--
- You want to be a leader,
And bookkeeping isn't gonna
get you any farther than boobs.
Now I have to get home before
my fake wife gets real annoyed.
It'll be fine.
It'll take him
a while to adjust.
Uh, let me see,
that would be...
from one of the neighbors.
Because he's only been
on the antibiotics overnight.
They're ready for us.
Just--I got so angry.
and we're gonna inform
your parole officer
My husband.
I'm gonna let you stay.
I'm much too smart to be
falling in love with you.
he could have
seizures, or worse.
Even your attempt to get
your balls back lacks balls.
Chronic hoarseness
Eventually, PAS 3
attacked your thymus gland.
Can we just
get this over with?
Aired 12 years ago - Feb 13, 2012
Chase's religious faith bubbles to the surface when he treats a young nun. In addition, he and House reach a fundamental disagreement about the patient that may finally end Chase's reputation as House's "yes man" but also bring's House's methods, reputation and objectivity are given more serious scrutiny.
Aired 12 years ago - Feb 06, 2012
House and his team are placed under review after a staff member gets hurt.
My leg is no good
at judging time.
Hepatic encephalopathy
explained why he passed out,
You're testifying,
for the record,
I eat a lot of cheetos,
I forget to wash my hands.
He believes
that disagreement and mistrust
They're my students.
allows him to stay
as objective as possible.
maybe talked to the wife,
Your patient was doubled over
in pain and coughing up blood,
If that caused swelling
in his brainstem,
Gas mask.
Well?
No.
You did not tell me
you were involved in this case
I suppose so.
to wash off any residual
chemicals from the blast.
I got to get out of here.
So who do you blame,
Dr. House?
It should have been me.
How bad is it?
Park, come with me.
It's a hospital.
No.
Are you trying to prove
that I was distracted,
Can you feel the sheets
on your skin?
covers ramp-vans.
In the middle of a procedure
One more thing.
Sorry.
or his prank war distracted you,
Are you going
to have me fired
I have to get
to my car.
But he is effective.
You've got, like, 20 pages
of notes there.
Aired 12 years ago - Jan 30, 2012
When a runaway teen requires hospitalization, Adams butts heads with House when she insists they contact Social Services. Meanwhile, Taub has trouble forming a personal connection with his baby daughters and Foreman's relationship with a married woman comes out.
Aired 12 years ago - Jan 23, 2012
House and his team treat an Alzheimer's patient who vomits blood and flies into violent rages. Meanwhile, when Wilson tells House about a patient who has never had sex with her husband of 10 years, claiming A-sexuality, House makes a wager with him that there has to be an underlying cause.
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 28, 2011
A prosecutor suffers from what he believes to be cardiac arrest during an interrogation at the witness stand. The team's preliminary diagnosis is hyper-anxiety, but when Adams and Park investigate the patient's home and find a hidden arsenal of firearms, they uncover a more alarming and deep-seated psychological disorder.
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 21, 2011
The team learns that their 14-year-old patient is suffering from more than teen angst when her physical symptoms worsen. Despite Foreman’s firm opposition, House becomes obsessed with solving a peculiar case of a deceased four-year-old patient,
which gets him into serious trouble. Meanwhile, Park tries to get Chase (Jesse Spencer) to admit the reason behind his recent obsession with grooming.
MORE
-LESS
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 14, 2011
A teenage boy attempting to follow in his late father’s footsteps as an entertainer is admitted to Princeton Plainsboro with partial paralysis. As the team searches for a bone marrow match, they uncover a disturbing family secret. Meanwhile, House
looks for creative ways to remove his ankle monitor so that he can attend a boxing match in Atlantic City, and he treats a patient who is convinced he is suffering from diabetes. Also, Taub faces a tough decision when his ex-wife Rachel tells him that she wants to move across the country with their infant daughter.
MORE
-LESS
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 07, 2011
A man well-respected in his community suddenly collapses, and in the process of diagnosing his symptoms, the team discovers that the patient has been hiding dark and dishonest secrets about his personal and professional life. But when the patient
openly confesses his wrongdoings to his family and community, he compromises his chances of receiving the proper medical treatment. Meanwhile, House will stop at nothing to manipulate Taub into taking a DNA test to prove he is the father of his two six-month-old daughters.
MORE
-LESS
And neither has the job, right?
I'm glad you feel that way,
Lets everyone know that
you're not a teenage girl.
Wow, twins-
Congratulations.
but memory loss
could also be a symptom.
I just came for a chat
with a friend.
But if you want to...
It's equally boring,
He's got everything he needs.
Do you really
want to do that to her?
Monitor his brain activity,
start a continuous urine test
What else is she gonna think?
didn't show any evidence of
an adrenaline-secreting tumor.
for five different types
of pathogenic bacteria.
You got at least
a trillion cells.
I'll be back.
and don't have the obsessive
need for physical proof.
I'm not the bad guy here.
He means it's not Lemierre's,
but it's still an infection,
If you're a match,
but to increase our odds,
I've been ripping you all off
for years.
If everyone did that, we'd never
find a donor for anyone again.
You probably wouldn't want
to have sex with them.
Just gonna put this
right here... Okay?
I'll be in surgery.
And scene.
What kind?
I don't know what kind.
and now it's gonna end up
ruining my life.
Now it feels like
my whole body's on fire.
There's no treatment for it.
I shot him in the head.
Watch.
I love them.
Dr. Chase told me...
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 31, 2011
A CEO falls mysteriously ill just days before he signs a contract that would relocate his company's entire labor force to China. House attempts to make an underhanded business transaction with his wealthy patient, but when the patient's condition
worsens, the team must work around the clock to save his life. Meanwhile, Park prepares for her hearing with the Princeton Plainsboro Disciplinary Committee chaired by Foreman, and Adams' outlook on her patient's business venture reveals her deeper feelings about loyalty.
MORE
-LESS
"voluntary
sexual harassment training.
Oh, you don't wanna bet me.
I have a department
to re-fund.
giving you a migraine.
before you left for China.
Whatever's gonna
get him better.
about that society.
His vision's back to normal,
Adams is the one who needs
to deal with her anger.
in two thirds of my office,
My God, you have
super-human discipline.
and are both good enough
to work here.
French vanilla, yeah.
are always the ones
that need an explanation.
Okay, let's go.
You decided to move your company
right after your wife died.
We--went bankrupt
five years ago.
Ever since then,
he's been acting like
You think you can
restore the cosmic balance
at which point, I'll...
maybe get suspended
She's writing
my opening statement.
but wouldn't
touch the patient.
I thought you
don't like favors.
Unless...
And she was nagging you
about finding a husband.
going once.
I need to prove I have
the confidence
My feet feel hot.
Seriously, House?
then why did you want us
to collect his spinal fluid?
And Andrews is a hack.
I, um...
go under in New Jersey
than thrive in China.
in New Jersey.
or protein count.
Found her sleeping
in the park.
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 17, 2011
House and Park treat a patient, Benjamin, who collapsed after making a surprisingly large charity donation, and come to suspect that the altruistic behavior is a symptom of a deeper disorder. When the patient offers to donate an organ for another
patient, the doctors must convince Dr. Adams to help them confirm whether Benjamin is in his right mind or not.
MORE
-LESS
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 10, 2011
A surprising visitor makes House an offer he can't refuse by giving him the opportunity to help the Princeton Plainsboro team treat a unique patient in order to save the life of an organ recipient being treated by Wilson. Although House finds
himself back on familiar ground, he quickly realizes that much has changed since he left, and he is forced to work on the case with smart yet timid resident Dr. Chi Park. After several inconclusive treatments and with time running out, House and Dr. Park are left with one last option to examine the patient's medical history that could compromise House's conditional agreement with the hospital. Meanwhile, House makes an effort to reconnect with Wilson despite a cold reception.
MORE
-LESS
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 03, 2011
House is serving out a lengthy prison sentence for his various misdeeds, including his trip outside the country in an attempt to escape responsibility. Entirely cut off from his old life, House determines his current problems are the result of his
inability to deal with people. Feeling he will never be able to practice medicine again, he plans instead to go back to university to earn a doctorate in physics - a field that will all but assure his isolation from other human beings.
MORE
-LESS
Hey, House. I heard
you're on short time.
but you're figuring
that joint pain,
He's got a point,
You're missing my point.
I was just getting
to that part.
to prove that
she's an idiot,
Because you're a smart,
old-money, trust-fund girl
All of 'em.
and unlike you...
I'm gonna need to see
some stamps, uh, stereo--
How long can I assume
that he's been smoking?
It wasn't her mom.
It was her.
They putting a claim
on all of my Vicodin.
I could do
a clotting test.
Are you really
leaving medicine?
the theory
of everything.
The acoustical shadow
was just a lipoma.
So maybe a solvent
or detergent?
She was the girlfriend
of a loser drug dealer.
Your lips
are swelling.
Joint pain, osteopenia,
and anaphylaxis,
If he has another attack
Did you get all
the Vicodin you needed?
Come on.
Come on!
Back off!