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Season 5  "Big Baby"  5x13

Aired 15 years ago - Jan 26, 2009

Cuddy decides to spend more time at home to take care of her newly adopted baby and passes some of her day-to-day responsibilities off to Cameron, including supervising House. Cameron is forced to play House’s games and becomes involved in a power struggle as he and the team take on the case of a Special Education teacher who collapsed after spitting up blood in the middle of class. As House tests Cameron’s tolerance for his extreme measures, the patient continues to fall ill and House insists the teacher’s seemingly inherent goodness is actually a pathology.

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Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
like babysitting you.
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29-year-old Special Ed. teacher coughs up blood
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Toss out a lame idea, instead of agreeing
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Time Zero.
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If you ever meet our boss, just yes or no answers, okay?
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
She cries, she eats, and she poops.
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Sorry.
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Either you folded because I gave you crap,
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
On the other hand,
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Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
So, yeah, slightly convoluted.
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
She's on the placebo.
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
That it's a load of crap.
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No problem.
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Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?
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Not medically, no.
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Unless the new mother brings the baby to work
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but the kid--
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Why would she do that?
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I'll close the blinds so the nurses don't ask questions.
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but not "curing Huntington's" good.
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Cameron tell you to be here?
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Now they're both talking.
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classic marker for number confusion.
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The platelet dysfunction and cardiac arrest
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
You don't think we have time for an ERCP? - The heart attack was six hours ago.
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
And the patient's brain, or pancreas,
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I've been wondering if he's right.
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But she deserves to be loved.
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I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice,
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There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
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Do we have to tell him?
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It explains the heart, the blood, and her lungs.
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that was an A.M.A.-approved treatment for M.S.
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is gonna hate you until the day she dies next week.
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that sleeps, and poops, and cries.
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[both sigh]
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You brought me three dead bugs and a runny nose.
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and placing electrodes on her brain is insane.
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[chuckles]
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Please, turn that phone off!
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She had low blood pressure.
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You trying to annoy me?
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we have to walk upright,
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Didn't look in the heart part.
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Which means that when you get stressed, you get unstressed.

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Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
29-year-old Special Ed. teacher coughs up blood
#2
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
Toss out a lame idea, instead of agreeing
#3
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
Time Zero.
#4
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
If you ever meet our boss, just yes or no answers, okay?
#5
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
She cries, she eats, and she poops.
#6
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Sorry.
#7
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Either you folded because I gave you crap,
#8
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
On the other hand,
#9
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10 #10 Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
So, yeah, slightly convoluted.
#11
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
She's on the placebo.
#12
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
That it's a load of crap.
#13
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
No problem.
#14
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Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?
#15
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
Not medically, no.
#16
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Unless the new mother brings the baby to work
#17
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but the kid--
#18
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Why would she do that?
#19
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I'll close the blinds so the nurses don't ask questions.
#20
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but not "curing Huntington's" good.
#21
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Cameron tell you to be here?
#22
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Now they're both talking.
#23
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classic marker for number confusion.
#24
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
The platelet dysfunction and cardiac arrest
#25
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
You don't think we have time for an ERCP? - The heart attack was six hours ago.
#26
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
And the patient's brain, or pancreas,
#27
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
I've been wondering if he's right.
#28
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
But she deserves to be loved.
#29
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice,
#30
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
#31
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
Do we have to tell him?
#32
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It explains the heart, the blood, and her lungs.
#33
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
that was an A.M.A.-approved treatment for M.S.
#34
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is gonna hate you until the day she dies next week.
#35
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that sleeps, and poops, and cries.
#37
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[both sigh]
#38
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You brought me three dead bugs and a runny nose.
#39
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
and placing electrodes on her brain is insane.
#40
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[chuckles]
#41
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Please, turn that phone off!
#44
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She had low blood pressure.
#46
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
You trying to annoy me?
#47
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
we have to walk upright,
#48
Recap of House Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Didn't look in the heart part.
#49
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Which means that when you get stressed, you get unstressed.
#50