S3 E23
Status
Ended
Network
FOX

Season 3  "The Jerk"  3x23

Aired 13 years ago - May 15, 2007

House treats a 16-year-old chess prodigy who gets everyone on the team annoyed with his behavior. Foreman is upset with House because he thinks his boss sabotaged his job interview with another hospital.

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Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 1
Besides the dreams of running my tongue along my french teacher's breasts?
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The pain's not limited to his head.
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Er gave him ibuprofen for the pain. Useless r this pain.
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Because I hated him.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
Good point,foreman.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
It was one of the other petty, socially repressed asses I work for.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
Were you planning on doing something?
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 12
New research showsthat a chemical component in the mushrooms can be-
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 13
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 14
You can't get me stoned,then not close the deal.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 15
He's mad at me.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
and cut somethingout of my brain? No way.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
Nate!
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18
Yes-also,we needto figure out how symptoms yesterdaycan be caused by liver failure today.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
Cuddy?
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
He's evil.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
Need to seehow your liver processes the proteins.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
you authorizemagic mushrooms.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 25
Well,I realizeI got burnt. I'm not too worriedabout that.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 26
a psychic once told methat I'm psychic.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 27
Not a problem. You can take him.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
chem panel and urinalysis confirms the bloody urine was caused by kidney failure.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
Job interview?
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
If he had tuberculosis, it wouldn'tbe his fault either.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
or you're lying to me.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 32
You're lying.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
I think you sabotaged foreman just to sabotage foreman.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
Found something.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
His vegetarian dietcould have limited the purines in his system,
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Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 38
You know,it's a real thin line between tortured genius
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 39
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 40
You can pin my queen.
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I hate this kid.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
And you can't hate himif he's a victim-
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
He needsa bone marrow transplant.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
so it's readyfor a marrow transplant.
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
We should start himon antibiotics, see what clears up,what doesn'T.
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You hold the piecesthat way because you can'tbend your thumb.
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The iron's innocenton that count.

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Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 2
The pain's not limited to his head.
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Er gave him ibuprofen for the pain. Useless r this pain.
#3
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Because I hated him.
#6
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Good point,foreman.
#7
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It was one of the other petty, socially repressed asses I work for.
#8
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Were you planning on doing something?
#10
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New research showsthat a chemical component in the mushrooms can be-
#12
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You can't get me stoned,then not close the deal.
#14
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He's mad at me.
#15
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
and cut somethingout of my brain? No way.
#16
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
Nate!
#17
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Yes-also,we needto figure out how symptoms yesterdaycan be caused by liver failure today.
#18
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Cuddy?
#19
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He's evil.
#21
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Need to seehow your liver processes the proteins.
#22
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you authorizemagic mushrooms.
#24
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Well,I realizeI got burnt. I'm not too worriedabout that.
#25
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a psychic once told methat I'm psychic.
#26
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 27
Not a problem. You can take him.
#27
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
chem panel and urinalysis confirms the bloody urine was caused by kidney failure.
#28
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
Job interview?
#29
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
If he had tuberculosis, it wouldn'tbe his fault either.
#30
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
or you're lying to me.
#31
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You're lying.
#32
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I think you sabotaged foreman just to sabotage foreman.
#33
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
Found something.
#34
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His vegetarian dietcould have limited the purines in his system,
#35
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You know,it's a real thin line between tortured genius
#38
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You can pin my queen.
#40
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I hate this kid.
#42
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And you can't hate himif he's a victim-
#43
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
He needsa bone marrow transplant.
#44
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
so it's readyfor a marrow transplant.
#45
Recap of House Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
We should start himon antibiotics, see what clears up,what doesn'T.
#46
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You hold the piecesthat way because you can'tbend your thumb.
#50
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The iron's innocenton that count.
#51