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Season 5  "Two Turkeys"  5x7

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 21, 2017

Jake and Amy attempt to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner, but their first holiday together as a family does not go well. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Holt and Kevin's special Thanksgiving pie is stolen from his office and Holt searches through the ranks for the possible culprit.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
The wine is in the fridge.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
I'm already out of the shower.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
How dare you. You have no proof.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
- And that's different? - Very.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
We all have hair.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Oh, okay. You know what?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
that makes everyone happy and have fun all the time??
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
No, don't tell me why you did it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
- I didn't take your pie. - You're lying!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
Everybody has an alibi. How convenient.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
- Exactly. - Hey, I used to fly
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
Who wants more wine?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
when you deduced the contents of my bakery box.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
- U-shaped or V? - I don't know.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
I'd like to say a few words.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
the Santiago's are here for you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
It's a lot better than yours.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Well, that was a lovely series of toasts,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
we appreciate the offer, but we're paying.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
$527. I looked it up online.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
in the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Wow. Wow.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Thank you, all, for joining me.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
One gallon of milk!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
a Perry the Parrot for Ava.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
All he eats is buttered noodles.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
- who cuts the turkey better. - You're on.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
You. Up top, Jake.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
but we don't look down on other people.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
- We need help right now. - Do you have the thumb?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
Uh, go with him.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
The wine is in the fridge.
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
I'm already out of the shower.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up.
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6 #6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
How dare you. You have no proof.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed."
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
- And that's different? - Very.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles.
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
We all have hair.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Oh, okay. You know what?
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
that makes everyone happy and have fun all the time??
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
No, don't tell me why you did it.
#17
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
- I didn't take your pie. - You're lying!
#18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
Everybody has an alibi. How convenient.
#19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off.
#20
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
- Exactly. - Hey, I used to fly
#21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
Who wants more wine?
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
when you deduced the contents of my bakery box.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
- U-shaped or V? - I don't know.
#24
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
I'd like to say a few words.
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family.
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
the Santiago's are here for you.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
It's a lot better than yours.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Well, that was a lovely series of toasts,
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
we appreciate the offer, but we're paying.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
$527. I looked it up online.
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
in the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst.
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Wow. Wow.
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Thank you, all, for joining me.
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
One gallon of milk!
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
a Perry the Parrot for Ava.
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
All he eats is buttered noodles.
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
My pie, and it wasn't even eaten.
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started?
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
- who cuts the turkey better. - You're on.
#43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
You. Up top, Jake.
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
but we don't look down on other people.
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
- We need help right now. - Do you have the thumb?
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this.
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
Uh, go with him.
#49
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move.
#50