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Season 2  "USPIS"  2x8

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 23, 2014

While attempting to catch a drug dealer, Jake and Charles reluctantly join forces with the nerdy lead investigator at the U.S. Postal Service, Jack Danger. Meanwhile, the rest of the team helps Amy quit smoking.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 1
I'm going cold turkey, and it makes me irritable.
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where you can just relax and watch pretty boats go by.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
Ah, here we are.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
meaning "prudence in financial matters."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
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Little brothers?
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However, there are a few around town that were never removed.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
and partnered you with a robocop?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
You know, I never smoked, but I did once have an addiction.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
I learned how to beat my cravings.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
Whoo!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
We think the drug dealers have been using
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
For an hour.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Love your precinct.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Detective Rosa Diaz, meet my new partner, Jack donger.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
B-side's got some banging sousa deep cuts.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
They do?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
and check out the box?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
He's gone.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
That I gotta see!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
Go, razzmataz.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
You're going me on a lunchtime jog.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
and he got away?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
I'm sorry, Rosa, can I talk to you in private for a second?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
No, tools can be useful. He's the world's smallest tool.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
I don't know what "behonkus" means, but yes.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
and you will receive holiday cards from him forever.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
Really good. No nicotine cravings at all.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
doing with old postal keys?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
Who collected the keys?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
I say we keep surveilling the mailboxes.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Incorrect.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
and brought in muffins for everyone.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
It's kind of risky, Jake.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Ugh, this place is the worst!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
Charles, that's never gone well.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Is this a dream?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
And, Amy, you don't know this
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
I am in a vast hallway.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
I'm not hearing everyone.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
Cheater!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
Globmun was the first kid in my grade to get a pube.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Mm.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
The way I ordered you to as leader of the task force.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Dip your penis in vinegar.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
I'm sorry I said "forever" stamps are a lie
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
Oh, great read!

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where you can just relax and watch pretty boats go by.
#2
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Ah, here we are.
#3
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meaning "prudence in financial matters."
#4
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Little brothers?
#6
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However, there are a few around town that were never removed.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
and partnered you with a robocop?
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
You know, I never smoked, but I did once have an addiction.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
I learned how to beat my cravings.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
Whoo!
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
We think the drug dealers have been using
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
For an hour.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Love your precinct.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Detective Rosa Diaz, meet my new partner, Jack donger.
#15
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B-side's got some banging sousa deep cuts.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
They do?
#17
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and check out the box?
#18
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He's gone.
#20
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That I gotta see!
#21
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Go, razzmataz.
#22
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You're going me on a lunchtime jog.
#23
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and he got away?
#24
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I'm sorry, Rosa, can I talk to you in private for a second?
#25
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No, tools can be useful. He's the world's smallest tool.
#26
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I don't know what "behonkus" means, but yes.
#27
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and you will receive holiday cards from him forever.
#28
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Really good. No nicotine cravings at all.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
doing with old postal keys?
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
Who collected the keys?
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
I say we keep surveilling the mailboxes.
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Incorrect.
#34
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and brought in muffins for everyone.
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
It's kind of risky, Jake.
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Ugh, this place is the worst!
#37
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Charles, that's never gone well.
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Is this a dream?
#39
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And, Amy, you don't know this
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
I am in a vast hallway.
#41
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I'm not hearing everyone.
#42
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Cheater!
#43
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Globmun was the first kid in my grade to get a pube.
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Mm.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
The way I ordered you to as leader of the task force.
#46
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Dip your penis in vinegar.
#48
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I'm sorry I said "forever" stamps are a lie
#49
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Oh, great read!
#50