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Season 2  "Chocolate Milk"  2x2

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 05, 2014

Holt is taken by surprise when his longtime nemesis, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch arrives for an inspection of his precinct. Meanwhile, Jake and Terry test the boundaries of “work friends” vs. “friend friends” as they investigate a stabbing at a hipster chocolate milk bar.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
None taken! People love their pets.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
I just figured it was some "milkers."
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is a great way to make friends.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Oh! Ugh! It's so bitter!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Yup, got it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
but she had to cancel.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
I mean, it's not like I can avoid them.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
But if you're here,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
I will attempt to cooperate with you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Of course not.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
No, his body is so physically massive
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Hey, what do you think of captain Holt?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
No, no, it's so small!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Wait, wait, wait...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Because I'm not done with my testicles yet.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Come... here... Phone!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
That was the drugs talking. I was high as a kite.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I know, he made me promise to not let him get that surgery.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
And since my arrival, violent crime has gone down
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
Looks like we both want that stapler.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
that happened the night before she was to turn it in.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Raymond...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
I assume that was auto-corrected from "feces."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
so it's a pretty sweet view.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
saw the pilates perv or anyone else
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Oh, God!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
does not mean we are friends.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
All I drank when I was a baby was chocolate milk.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
I haven't heard of DRK MLK
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
This cost me so much money.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
from your very stupid self.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Now, if you will excuse me,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
You have been conquered.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
The letter of recommendation she wrote for you 25 years ago.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
because of the... Night before.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Your sexual identity is the one thing
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
- What? - Cornrows!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
because it only seemed work apropes,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Jake, I have no idea what you're talking about,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
I'm sorry about your precious grade, Santiago,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
I'm not a man of unlimited cajoling.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Sarge, hey!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Thank you, microscope head.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
See you on the other side.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
I just figured it was some "milkers."
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
is a great way to make friends.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Oh! Ugh! It's so bitter!
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Yup, got it.
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
but she had to cancel.
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
I mean, it's not like I can avoid them.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
But if you're here,
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
I will attempt to cooperate with you.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Of course not.
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
No, his body is so physically massive
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Hey, what do you think of captain Holt?
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
No, no, it's so small!
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Wait, wait, wait...
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Because I'm not done with my testicles yet.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Come... here... Phone!
#17
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
That was the drugs talking. I was high as a kite.
#18
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I know, he made me promise to not let him get that surgery.
#19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
And since my arrival, violent crime has gone down
#20
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Looks like we both want that stapler.
#22
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that happened the night before she was to turn it in.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Raymond...
#24
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I assume that was auto-corrected from "feces."
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
so it's a pretty sweet view.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
saw the pilates perv or anyone else
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Oh, God!
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
does not mean we are friends.
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
All I drank when I was a baby was chocolate milk.
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
I haven't heard of DRK MLK
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
This cost me so much money.
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
from your very stupid self.
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Now, if you will excuse me,
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
You have been conquered.
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
The letter of recommendation she wrote for you 25 years ago.
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
because of the... Night before.
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Your sexual identity is the one thing
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter!
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
- What? - Cornrows!
#42
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because it only seemed work apropes,
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Jake, I have no idea what you're talking about,
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
I'm sorry about your precious grade, Santiago,
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
I'm not a man of unlimited cajoling.
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Sarge, hey!
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Thank you, microscope head.
#49
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See you on the other side.
#50