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Season 6  "Everybody's a Fucking Critic"  6x8

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 10, 2013

Becca contemplates career choices. Charlie and Stu try to win back Marcy.

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Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 1
To be continued, sweetheart.
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I-I don't know what the fuck that is.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 5
and why is she being so mean to me?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 6
Well, I just--I can't see you anymore, Charlie.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 7
a little light slapping now and again.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 8
Is it whiskey, weed, and Zevon time yet?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 9
suddenly breaks into song,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 10
Nothing like a sweet, little Chuck Runkle coming-of-age story
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 11
Oh, oh, Hank?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 12
She kind of ambushed me.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 13
she wouldn't be so depressed right now.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 14
You could save that shit
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 15
Say, have you met this Ophelia character?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 16
It... was...
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 17
We're talking about doing this global relief concert thing.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 18
I don't even like the fucking book.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 19
a Broadway theater feeling the way they feel
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 20
and you start a new one,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 21
No, why?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 22
- out of his ass? - Sure, sure.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 23
What is it then?
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 24
I will not lend you a fucking dime,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 25
No, no, no. It ain't over till it's over.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 26
And if I know my favorite pint-sized stoner chick,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 27
Yeah, well, you had a lot to do with it, lady.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 28
I don't know if you muse types
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 29
Poor you.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 30
Oh, fuck, I knew that this was a fucking setup!
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 31
- You're still wearing it? - Yes.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 32
and I know what you are thinking
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 33
- Stay, Marcy! - One drink, one drink.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 34
and I'll maybe feel a little better.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 35
And if there is one thing
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 36
maybe you forgot that it's still a story
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 37
and I was really fucking hard on her.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 38
♪ Don't it alw--
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 39
Mm.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 40
and we played our little hearts out,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 41
And my father said,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 42
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 43
Mm.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 44
M-e-n-i-s.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 45
and I happen to be very good at recognizing keystrokes.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 46
Yeah, well, either way,
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 47
Look, Marcy, you know what? Don't worry.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 48
It just totally neutralizes the height-weight advantage.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 49
Oh, gross. You pissed your pants, Charlie.
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 50
What else am I gonna do?

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I-I don't know what the fuck that is.
#4
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 5
and why is she being so mean to me?
#5
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 6
Well, I just--I can't see you anymore, Charlie.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 7
a little light slapping now and again.
#7
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 8
Is it whiskey, weed, and Zevon time yet?
#8
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 9
suddenly breaks into song,
#9
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 10
Nothing like a sweet, little Chuck Runkle coming-of-age story
#10
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 11
Oh, oh, Hank?
#11
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 12
She kind of ambushed me.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 13
she wouldn't be so depressed right now.
#13
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 14
You could save that shit
#14
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 15
Say, have you met this Ophelia character?
#15
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 16
It... was...
#16
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 17
We're talking about doing this global relief concert thing.
#17
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I don't even like the fucking book.
#18
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a Broadway theater feeling the way they feel
#19
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and you start a new one,
#20
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No, why?
#21
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- out of his ass? - Sure, sure.
#22
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What is it then?
#23
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 24
I will not lend you a fucking dime,
#24
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 25
No, no, no. It ain't over till it's over.
#25
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And if I know my favorite pint-sized stoner chick,
#26
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 27
Yeah, well, you had a lot to do with it, lady.
#27
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 28
I don't know if you muse types
#28
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 29
Poor you.
#29
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 30
Oh, fuck, I knew that this was a fucking setup!
#30
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- You're still wearing it? - Yes.
#31
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and I know what you are thinking
#32
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- Stay, Marcy! - One drink, one drink.
#33
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 34
and I'll maybe feel a little better.
#34
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And if there is one thing
#35
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 36
maybe you forgot that it's still a story
#36
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 37
and I was really fucking hard on her.
#37
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 38
♪ Don't it alw--
#38
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 39
Mm.
#39
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 40
and we played our little hearts out,
#40
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 41
And my father said,
#41
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 42
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
#42
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Mm.
#43
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 44
M-e-n-i-s.
#44
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 45
and I happen to be very good at recognizing keystrokes.
#45
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 46
Yeah, well, either way,
#46
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 47
Look, Marcy, you know what? Don't worry.
#47
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 48
It just totally neutralizes the height-weight advantage.
#48
Recap of Californication Season 6 Episode 8 (S06E08) - 49
Oh, gross. You pissed your pants, Charlie.
#49
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What else am I gonna do?
#50