S3 E8
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Season 3  "The Apartment"  3x8

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 15, 2009

Hank's in for a hedonistic night to remember when Jackie and two stripper friends arrive at his doorstep, unannounced. The next morning, before Hank can escort his new friends from the apartment, Charlie shows up with a verbally abusive Rick Springfield. Hank’s forced to hide the hung-over party girls all over the house after Jill and Felicia pay surprise visits. The charade reaches its boiling point when Dean Koons arrives on the scene, resulting in a messy catharsis by fire.

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Mm, I don't see what's so good about it.
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Mm. Well, thank you for showing me the light, teach.
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the sheer amount of no-holds-barred sex
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Every comely college-age undergrad has an affair
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I got nothing. I mean, no response.
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Oh, so since when did we have a cleaning lady?
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She took some ex. We both did.
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Hey, watch it, Rick Springfield. I'm in no mood.
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Oh, ooh! Ooh!
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You want to throw down, bad boy, huh?
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Restaurant people can be very dismissive.
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Hey, you look kind of familiar.
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Thank God, 'cause I don't think
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considering you're almost always late.
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I just brushed and had a couple of altoids.
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It reeks to high heaven in there.
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No, I accept you for who you are.
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I like what we have.
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- Okay. - All right.
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Mmm.
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Him?
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Jesus fuck is right. Guess what?
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One session of love-making,
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Or you can fuck me, bang me, stuff me. Take your pick.
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You sure? We got an open hole.
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♪ Oh, I think you better love somebody ♪
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Okay. Are you proud of me for quitting?
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Morning, Stacy.
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no matter how big of an ass you are,
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It happens.
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and whatever there was dried up right after the wedding.
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when this man is at his horniest.
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No more, Stacy. No more.
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No more of your double-Talk.
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Why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?
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Dad, anything to say about this?
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Oh, you have got to be shitting me.
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You're gonna let this asshole steal your wife?
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