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Season 3  "Zoso"  3x4

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 18, 2009

Hank objects to Becca's adult fashion sense; Hank and Charlie visit a strip club to discover the secret life of a talented student; Charlie and Marcy's house sale goes awry.

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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
[moaning]
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Give a girl some credit.
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I was more thinking along the lines
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- hard and wet, that's a winning combination.
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Whose limp-dicked husbands have long since stopped
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For hank moody.
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- just the once. - oh, bullshit.
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- yeah. what are you doing later, hank?
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- buh-buh-sheeure. yeah.
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Okay, i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that.
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Sure. feel free. go ahead.
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Buying a few t-shirts at hot topic
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Hey, listen, why don't we, um, go for a little walk and talk,
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
- you can't have it both ways, dad.
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What is it, pimm? - oh, no, thanks.
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I don't know, classy as humanly possible.
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
- you dirty english rose, you.
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- see, i told you he wasn't quite the asshole
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I think i can see where they put the implants in.
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- ashley madison. - ashley madison.
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- ooh... - oh, settle down.
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Writing's just not my thing. - i beg to differ.
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Look, i know what you're thinking.
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- ahh...right.
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
[laughter] - it was a compliment.
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Is coming back for the third time this week.
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- well, maybe you should.
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It's boring as shit. [laughter]
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Instead, i would rather retire my mother, you know.
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- madison.
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- um, just make sure your jerk off paraphernalia
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Some bad, but so many good, really.
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- party. yeah. - party with us.
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- well, that does not sound very appetizing or filling.
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- they're my regulars. they're usually sweethearts.
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Even you guys.
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- well, i think we've seen everything
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I want to take a look at you.
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No matter how ill-conceived or amateurish the execution?
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
And as such this is frowned upon somewhat.
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- look, i'm 23.
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- ? honey, you're the one that i want ?
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I think i got it all.
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- would you cut me some slack?
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I just--i took a wrong turn somewhere.
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♪ somebody must change ♪

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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Give a girl some credit.
#2
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I was more thinking along the lines
#3
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- hard and wet, that's a winning combination.
#4
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Whose limp-dicked husbands have long since stopped
#7
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For hank moody.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- just the once. - oh, bullshit.
#9
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- yeah. what are you doing later, hank?
#10
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
- buh-buh-sheeure. yeah.
#11
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Okay, i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Sure. feel free. go ahead.
#13
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Buying a few t-shirts at hot topic
#14
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Hey, listen, why don't we, um, go for a little walk and talk,
#15
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- you can't have it both ways, dad.
#16
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What is it, pimm? - oh, no, thanks.
#17
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I don't know, classy as humanly possible.
#18
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- you dirty english rose, you.
#19
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- see, i told you he wasn't quite the asshole
#20
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I think i can see where they put the implants in.
#21
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- ashley madison. - ashley madison.
#22
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- ooh... - oh, settle down.
#23
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Writing's just not my thing. - i beg to differ.
#24
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Look, i know what you're thinking.
#25
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- ahh...right.
#26
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[laughter] - it was a compliment.
#27
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Is coming back for the third time this week.
#28
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- well, maybe you should.
#29
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It's boring as shit. [laughter]
#30
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Instead, i would rather retire my mother, you know.
#31
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- madison.
#32
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- um, just make sure your jerk off paraphernalia
#33
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Some bad, but so many good, really.
#34
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- party. yeah. - party with us.
#35
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- well, that does not sound very appetizing or filling.
#36
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- they're my regulars. they're usually sweethearts.
#37
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Even you guys.
#38
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
- well, i think we've seen everything
#39
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I want to take a look at you.
#40
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
No matter how ill-conceived or amateurish the execution?
#41
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
And as such this is frowned upon somewhat.
#42
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
- look, i'm 23.
#43
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
- ? honey, you're the one that i want ?
#44
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I think i got it all.
#45
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
- would you cut me some slack?
#46
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I just--i took a wrong turn somewhere.
#47
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♪ somebody must change ♪
#50