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Season 3  "Verities & Balderdash"  3x3

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 11, 2009

Hank attends a university mixer and consoles his jilted assistant; Charlie celebrates his first talent signing.

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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
I call my daughter tonight, so I gotta take a rain check...
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I think I'm gonna have to report you.
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You do?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Please, will you take care of the Becca thing, please?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Signed Kristofferson right here in this booth.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
She wanted to make out, so I did her a solid
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, I'm flattered.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
He's always been a prime cut of usda beefcake,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Let's find you your wrestler, like Mickey Rourke.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
I like the sound of that.
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Is it that obvious?
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And I actually get more bars outside, excuse me.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Oh, well good for you.
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Thank you.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Jjust a girl saving for a rainy day.
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- Mm-hmm. - I'm going to offer our, uh,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
- There you are. - Oh.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Twittering, tweetering, twatting,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
when she told me all about
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Never really all that interested,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
as I thought I was the night before.
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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
But better luck next time, teach.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Oh, the gentleman caller never called, huh?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Ah, here's where he keeps the good stuff.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
But, uh, you know,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
So there.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Which... what, what do you mean?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
What, you're a strange bird. Why are you hating on me?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
A bunch of times. It's fun.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Okay. Good to know.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Think about it.
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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
8% at the most.
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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Came in here to make a phone call.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Gay man's health choir, or something like that?
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Why do you want more privacy?
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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, well, if you just tell him
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Marcy, it...
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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Well, now that I've had an up close and personal view,

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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
I think I'm gonna have to report you.
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You do?
#5 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Please, will you take care of the Becca thing, please?
#6 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Signed Kristofferson right here in this booth.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
She wanted to make out, so I did her a solid
#8 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, I'm flattered.
#9 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
He's always been a prime cut of usda beefcake,
#10 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Let's find you your wrestler, like Mickey Rourke.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
I like the sound of that.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13 #13 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Is it that obvious?
#14 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
And I actually get more bars outside, excuse me.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Oh, well good for you.
#16 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17 #17 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Thank you.
#18 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Jjust a girl saving for a rainy day.
#19 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
- Mm-hmm. - I'm going to offer our, uh,
#20 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
- There you are. - Oh.
#21 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Twittering, tweetering, twatting,
#22 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
when she told me all about
#23 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Never really all that interested,
#24 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
as I thought I was the night before.
#25 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
But better luck next time, teach.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Oh, the gentleman caller never called, huh?
#28 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Ah, here's where he keeps the good stuff.
#29 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
But, uh, you know,
#30 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
So there.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Which... what, what do you mean?
#32 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
What, you're a strange bird. Why are you hating on me?
#34 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
#36 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
A bunch of times. It's fun.
#37 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Okay. Good to know.
#38 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Think about it.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
8% at the most.
#41 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42 #42 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Came in here to make a phone call.
#43 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Gay man's health choir, or something like that?
#44 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Why do you want more privacy?
#45 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, well, if you just tell him
#47 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Marcy, it...
#48 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Well, now that I've had an up close and personal view,
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