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Season 3  "The Land of Rape and Honey"  3x2

Aired 15 years ago - Oct 04, 2009

Hank starts working as college professor and soon gets into trouble while Charlie interferes with Marcie's romantic life.

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Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
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looked up to hiscenturies-old mentor.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
and feed he would.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
so I'm half-chubbed.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Okay.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
is the death of desire.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
drinking each other's blood and cum and whatnot,
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
I was doing my thesis on him.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Ah, look at that. I sound like a fuckin' retard.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
It's like traffic school.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
But now that I have, yeah, she's smoking.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Seriously. Watch it.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Thanks, dick. That's a great idea.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I'm just fucking with you.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
You're the mentor, you know? In my story?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
You know what I'm saying?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Maybe I led him on.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Fine. You put it in my pooper.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
We've all got a gay experience or two in our back pockets.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
- It wasn't gay. - Sure.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
That's right. You better recognize.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I am not!
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
I'm sick?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Dean Koons wants to see you.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
This is no time to be glib, Hank.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
"Oh, me love her too much.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
No, his friends call him Balt.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
It's pretty clear what happened.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
what anyone would call an education professional.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
to make sure you never step foot
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
All work and no ass-play makes chuck a dull boy.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Warren beatty's lost Rolex, maybe.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
about... being raped?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
sneaking into my bedroom and taking me in my sleep.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
and he drank all the cold medicine he could find.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
We've all had a gay experience in our past or two.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
yeah, we would, uh, we'd get undressed....
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
but just more of a...
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
You know what I dug about your story?
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
- No kiss goodnight? - Oh.
 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
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Fuck.

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looked up to hiscenturies-old mentor.
#3 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
and feed he would.
#4 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
so I'm half-chubbed.
#5 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Okay.
#6 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
is the death of desire.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
drinking each other's blood and cum and whatnot,
#8 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
I was doing my thesis on him.
#9 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Ah, look at that. I sound like a fuckin' retard.
#10 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
It's like traffic school.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
But now that I have, yeah, she's smoking.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Seriously. Watch it.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Thanks, dick. That's a great idea.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I'm just fucking with you.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
You're the mentor, you know? In my story?
#16 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17 #17 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
You know what I'm saying?
#18 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Maybe I led him on.
#19 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Fine. You put it in my pooper.
#20 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
We've all got a gay experience or two in our back pockets.
#21 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
- It wasn't gay. - Sure.
#22 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23 #23 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
That's right. You better recognize.
#24 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I am not!
#25 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
I'm sick?
#26 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Dean Koons wants to see you.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
This is no time to be glib, Hank.
#28 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
"Oh, me love her too much.
#29 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
No, his friends call him Balt.
#30 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
It's pretty clear what happened.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
what anyone would call an education professional.
#32 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
to make sure you never step foot
#33 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
All work and no ass-play makes chuck a dull boy.
#34 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Warren beatty's lost Rolex, maybe.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
about... being raped?
#36 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
sneaking into my bedroom and taking me in my sleep.
#37 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38 #38 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39 #39 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
and he drank all the cold medicine he could find.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
We've all had a gay experience in our past or two.
#41 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
yeah, we would, uh, we'd get undressed....
#42 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
but just more of a...
#43 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
You know what I dug about your story?
#44 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
- No kiss goodnight? - Oh.
#46 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47 #47 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48 #48 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49 #49 Recap of Californication Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
Fuck.
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